Ride Along 2

Hey, be good.

Ladies, are we having a good time?

You know it.

Shayla, you know you're my brown sugar Barbie.

Oh. And you're my Asian daddy.

You're a naughty girl, Shayla.

Wait. I'll be right back. Okay, don't tease me.

You ready? Oh, my God.

Okay, just... Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Bounce the mouse, big daddy! Bounce the mouse!

Beat me!

You are the nastiest of all girls...

Damn it!

Hold that thought. I gotta go. Okay, screenshot.

Looking good.

We call those "ladies."

But of course, you wouldn't know that,

because you've never been with one before.

Come on, man.

That old hackers-being-nerds cliché, that's pretty dated now.

I do a'ight.

Okay, the encoded cell phone is nearly done.

And all I gots to do is slap a little Bone Machine on it.

Stop talking. Just get me a secure line.

And stop speaking to me as if I care.

There you go.

God, I hate you so much.

Eavesdropping here.

It's Griffin.

You owe me a million dollars and a sincere apology.

Antonio. What are you talking about?

Well, in the language of bribes,

taking the money equals "I accept."

I see that you took the money,

so we have an implied agreement.

The commissioner of ports is a team player. Yay!

Then my shipment gets busted?

Come on. Ooh!

Your shipment was held up because I didn't get the money.

I thought you called it off.

Point is, you had a job to do.

I have a job to do when I get my...

Ooh! Ooh! ls my guy there? Tell him to wait.

Wait! He said wait.

Antonio, listen, please.

If I knew the deal was still on, I would...

Put it on speaker, please.

There. Now I feel like I'm participating.

Now,

go for it.

So, if he didn't get the money,

find out who in my organization stole from me,

and kill them. Oh, shit.

Now, my little lovely, where were we?

I got my eye on our man, Troy.

That's the biggest M-CAT dealer

south of Knoxville, right there.

We got 100K in impound cash,

and a lieutenant with real trust issues.

This could get interesting.

Ready, partner?

All day, every day.

Twice on Sundays.

All right, you stay frosty out there, Mayfield.

I hear this guy can be trigger happy.

Don't worry. I got your back.

(ON EARPIECE) I got your back, too, James.

Way before he had your back, I had your back.

What part of "Stay off the goddamn mic" don't you understand, Ben?

You're just a beat cop, one month out the academy.

You're lucky I let you shadow us.

Copy that. Now shut up.

Hey, James, real quick, just before I start shadowing,

I don't know about this Mayfield guy.

I mean, he's big and all, and that's fine

if we trying to start a rap label.

But we're here to be detectives,

and you know what you need to be a detective? A big brain.

You know what, I'm not convinced

that you got a big brain inside that tiny head.

So say you.

It's a physiological impossibility.

Oh, look who's breaking out the double-point Scrabble words.

All right, everybody just be quiet.

And, Ben, stay off the goddamn radio.

These are them now, boss.

Got what we need? Cash first.

Must be a misunderstanding.

Look, we can do this two ways,

our way or the hard way.

Which is our way anyway.

Now, since you put it that way,

we got ourselves a deal.

Shit. It's a gun. Zoom in.

Guys, I'm coming out there. I'm coming out there right now.

Just sit tight. That's James' orders.

You don't know James like I do.

That's the look of needing Ben.

He's shaking with terror! Look at him!

That is my partner out there!

You hear me? I'm coming in hot!

Call it in.

Now, why you wanna go and do that?

Just hand over that cash and we got ourselves a deal.

Now, are you sure you wanna go this route? Oh, I'm sure.

The hell?

Shit.

One second.

Oh, shit.

Come on, turn off.

God damn it. Stop!

Did I interrupt something? Huh?

What are you doing?

Did I break up your party?

Funny thing is,

I see all these muscle cars

but I don't see no muscle.

Boss, you want me to put a slug in this one first?

Oh, is that supposed to scare me?

Let me ask you a question. Would you be scared if you knew this?

Kalaboom. Kalaboom. Kinny.

That's that Muay Thai kicking back in.

Muscle memory. Unconscious.

Are you eyeballing me?

You sneaking up on me?

Because this is all open.

Ha!

Kick move! Oh.

Is that yours?

Mayfield!

I got you, James! Give me your gun.

I got him! Foot chase!

Foot chase!

Hey! Ben!

Everybody move! Police!

Damn pig.

Thanks for the ride.

Hold on.

Shit!

I'm coming, James!

Oh, my God.

Stop!

Ben, move!

You think I'm playing games with you?

Move!

Oh, no, he didn't!

James! Watch out!

Watch out!

Oh, shit!

Oh!

Oh, James.

What, did we kill him?

Just a little fender bender.

Little fender bender, my ass!

Get up!

That's for shooting my partner.

What you got here?

This looks like more than just drugs.

Mayfield is out for weeks because of you,

and you bring him flowers? It's a bad choice.

Well, I disagree.

I'm the only one that got Mayfield something, James.

Because you the one that got him shot!

Okay, well, listen. I went to the gift shop. They had two choices.

He's not pregnant, so I went with this.

I just thought it was a better fit.

Just get rid of them. Fine.

Hey, man, congratulations. Everybody heard about what you did.

All right.

What do you got? What do you got?

Are you gonna head this one?

Go, go. Yeah.

What you got for me?

I tried to get into this, and it fried my computer.

It's like it's got acid for blood.

Aliens. Mmm-hmm.

Go.

I've never seen a device locked this tight.

Someone encrypted this

to a level we can't crack. Hackers.

Like, freelance hackers.

Which would make a hacker a fracker.

Do you ever listen to the shit that fly out your mouth?

No.

This is next-level hacking.

The only way we got lucky is because

our guy has an ego and he left his tag.

Who would do that? This guy, out of Miami.

He look like a low budget-ass Jackie Chan.

That was a good one. I know.

And get this, his handle's Bone Machine.

All right, let me talk to Brooks.