This Is Our City

Okay, let's begin.

Good morning, I am Federal Agent Humbug.

I'd like to begin by thanking

members of the LVPD, the Commissioner,

of course, Mayor Goodman for your cooperation.

As you all know, organized crime has

plagued this city for far too long.

Drug trafficking, high profile

assassinations, racketeering,

all at an all time high.

But today, the FBI has been granted an

opportunity to strike a major blow and

take down several top members

of the controlling five families.

I would now like to introduce the man who will be

leading this dangerous operation,

Agent Ron.

Thank you, Agent Humbug.

Sure.

Good evening, gentlemen and ladies.

I believe it was Philip K. Dick who once said that

in a society of criminals,

the innocent man goes to jail.

You're a fucking loser!

Okay, okay, okay.

You got this.

My name's Ron, and I've been an

agent with the FBI for the last,

I couldn't even tell you anymore.

On my first day, the song "Get Lucky" came out.

So I guess it's been at least the last few years.

I don't think that's right, actually.

You are mistaken.

In fact, you are going to feel like

a real boomer when I show you that...

So yeah, I have been with the FBI for 11 years.

Myself and another agent will be

infiltrating the Galanarri family,

who many consider to be

the top syndicate in Vegas.

We were invited in by

Bill Galanarri, aka Baby Boy,

seen here flipping us the bird.

He is the youngest son of

the family don Frank Gallinari.

- We will be disguised as a documentary film crew.

Member of my team located a job post created by

Baby Boy Bill on an anonymous site.

The post had asked for an

experienced camera crew to follow him in film

his everyday activities.

So through Craigs--

through the private site,

we were able to negotiate an agreement.

And a meeting place and a start

date, which is in three hours.

Yeah, I thought so too, but in our back and

forth, Bill had mentioned that he

wanted to submit the project to film festivals in

the hopes of building him

and his brother's reputation among the families.

His damaged ego is our gain.

Other members of the Gallinari

family include

Frankie Galanarri Jr.,

known to be a real ladies man.

Donna Galanarri, aka Mama G,

she handles the books.

- Cedro the Killer, Don Galanarri's right hand

man, whom we have yet to properly

identify.

- And Bobby Fish, the family muscle.

Apologies

Nope, nope, nope, nope,

nope, nope, nope, nope,

nope, nope, nope,

nope, nope, nope, nope,

nope, nope, nope.

Bobby Fish, family muscle.

This meeting could not

have come in a better time.

As a major meeting between the five families is

set to take place in the

coming days.

So it's a good opportunity

and we're gonna seize it.

The goal of the assignment was to gain Baby Boy

Bill's trust and to get him to

reveal the location of said meeting.

There were several members of the Ligazzo family

and the Alotta family with

outstanding warrants, meaning that we could

incriminate anyone who was present

at the meeting, under the guidelines of the RICO

case, with Don Galanarri being

our main target.

It was a solid plan if we could

find the location of the meeting.

I mean, that's what this was all about.

Obviously it turned into something else.

I will now open the briefing to questions.

I don't know the Ligma family.

Don't forget this.

Thanks.

Thanks for coming.

How the fuck did you not know

he was gonna say "lig-ma-balls"?

Well, I'm sorry.

I thought the mayor would

be respectful at a briefing.

You put me in tough position here, Ron.

If you fail, you make the bureau look ridiculous.

On the other hand, you're the only one crazy

enough to take on this assignment

and God knows we could really use a win.

I promise, sir, I won't let you down and I can

just say thank you for the oppor--

Have you met Kenny, by the way?

Oh, here, let me take that for you.

Sup?

Yeah, we met before the

briefing to drum up some footage.

You're with SWAT, right?

No, but I was with two

chicks at the same time once.

The nursing home banned me for life, though.

Sup, guys?

I'm Kenny, part-time

cinematographer, full-time fucking stud.

Got my film degree from Columbia, although I

think college as an

institution is just a capitalist grab.

I mean, Dostoevsky never went to college and

that guy ate pussy on the regs.

That's why I've always

lived my life by one motto.

Experience everything, feel nothing.

Anyway, now I'm working an

undercover assignment with the FBI.

Wasn't sure how legit the offer was, but they

offered a pretty big payout.

Even got me some

state-of-the-art upgrades to my Canon XF6.

Not really into the idea of working for the

government, but I figured, fuck it.

Might as well take some

money off those fascist cucks.

Besides, it'll give me some ammo when my family

asks why I missed my

sister's funeral on January 6, 2021.

I was busy, Carol.

Hey, dickhead! Get the fuck off my porch!

Shit!

How could you pair me with a

stranger with no experience?

Because no one wanted to partner

with you, Ron. You're fucking lame.

And if they didn't know you, they jumped on that

wagon when you emailed them your newsletter.

No one wants to hear about your day-to-day from

the perspective of your cat.

I thought it was funny.

It sucks, Ron. It's not good content. Regardless,

Kenny here is an actual filmmaker.

We figured it'd be a good idea to

have an actual filmmaker on the job.

Well, what if things get sticky?

I've done, like, six films with the Baldwin

brothers and I've been fine.

Is this guy for real?

You want me to call Billy right now?

Shut the fuck up.

This is a button cam. Super undetectable.

That way you can continue to capture information

in case members of the

family do not want to be filmed.

But really sell to these

guys that are actual filmmakers.

And these things are amazing these days.

And this is shooting an ultra 4K.

It's gonna look like a fucking movie.

Now remember, the meeting is within two days,

which means you have exactly 27

hours to find out the location.

What's our out?

What? What?

We don't have one yet. But we are working on it.

Are you serious?

Well, the FBI doesn't have a

plan. Big fucking surprise.

Look, I don't have time to

re-convince you guys. Okay?

Take care of each other. Can you do that?

Upload every piece of information and footage to

the portal. I want constant access.

Get the fuck out. We're here.

Yep.

Oh. Uh.

Ugh. I forgot my phone.

Oh.