Mr. Possessed (Chuang xie xian sheng)

Ah...

Please pay attention

If you do as I do

Shout 3 times a day from morning to night

This will eliminate your strain

You'll sleep well once you feel relaxed

When you sleep well, your skin will be beautiful

Now, let's do it together once. Come on.

Ah...

Good, now let's begin the soft dance

Hey, Wawa.

I'm tired, please take over the class

Me again!

Music, please

Four more

Three more

Two more and last one

Four more

Three more

Two more and last one

Four and three...

Help me get rid of it

Cockroach

Wawa

Bonnie

Where did they go?

Why are all the lights out?

It's so dark

Miss Zeng Xiaoyu, please take 3 steps forward

What are you doing?

3 steps to the right

Take your seat on the exerciser

Okay, come out

Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday to Xiaoyu

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, Xiaoyu

Xiaoyu, you must have lots of

programs for your birthday tonight?

Of course

Her movie star boyfriend Sima Yulong

has prepared lots of programs

It's natural that

they want to be intimate

I think Yulong would have prepared everything

Oh, that Dirty Wang rang earlier

he'll be here soon

That Dirty Wang is using body building as an excuse

but he actually wants to flirt

You don't like Dirty Wang?

Yes

Of course

He doesn't want to flirt with her

You're teasing me

You're too much

Oh, being handsome is so troublesome,

girls are throwing themselves at me

Crazy

Ladies,

I brought some good stuff here today

Everyone ignores me?

Forget it then

Dirty Wang

what good things would you have?

I know you're a gossiper

so I brought all the gossip magazines here

Wanna see?

Disgusting

It's Xiaoyu

Look

Yulong and his girlfriends are indulging in the ball

Xiaoyu, you're so proud

I...

I thought what's so great

It's not the first time

Who will report such petty issues

I am just an ordinary person

You're not

This pair of stockings is very expensive

It's over $1000 a pair

You're a big spender

Yes, there are French stockings

Password, French stocking lady

It's a gift from Yulong

That expensive? I didn't know

Dirty Wang

If you don't exercise, we're going off

I'm not here to exercise today

I'm here to invite you to a party

What's so great about going to party?

I'll introduce someone to you

And what's so great about that person?

Brooke's height

Anita Mui's voice

Cherie Chung's tenderness

Are you introducing a woman to us?

I didn't say a woman

If it's a man, you can keep it

It's no use for me to keep

If one of you

can get him

you'll get $3000

Who do you think we are?

I'm just betting with my colleague

He is my good friend

He has a good personality and well educated

He has lots of houses

and he is not gay

But he never dallied with women

I just want to test if he treats women as human

I don't believe that

we three single women

will not attract him.

That's right. What is his name?

Lizhi

This bastard

why the hell doesn't he call?

Yulong, I've still got something to wind up here

I'll be back soon, wait for me at home

Miss me?

That's what I want

If you can see me everytime you miss me,

you'll not miss me anymore

Are you leaving?

Ask Yulong

if we could all go to Clearwater Bay Club later?

Hey, would you be game?

Nope

He wants to enjoy with me at home

I thought the phone was out of order just a while back

No, I had it fixed already

Yulong, bye bye

It's fixed, it's okay

Then I'll call my mom first

You're such a big girl

why do you need to call your mom?

Others will laugh at you

Yeah, we'll be late if we don't leave now

Bye bye...

Hey

- Xiaoyu - Yulong

I'll be waiting for you downstairs in a minute

Yep, wait for me downstairs in a minute

Ok, I'm coming down

Yulong

Why're you so slow?

I rushed down right after your call

It's beautiful

Belt up or you'll be fined

Where are we going?

Go home, where else?

Come in

Why did you drive so fast?

Time is precious

We've all night

I worry that we won't have enough time

Come, go into the washroom

Washroom?

Come... Go in

Yulong...

This pile of clothes needs to be hand washed

If you don't wash in the washroom

then where to wash?

Yulong, did you forget

today I'm...

Right, I've something for you

Take a look

Dear Xiaoyu,

Please buy these at the supermarket,

Odor cream, toilet rolls,

Playboy magazine,

a bottle of champagne, two pieces of steak,

mushroom pudding, two pink candles.

So he wants to create a romantic atmosphere

Remember to buy all the

things in the shopping list.

I'm going to the movie now,

will be back at 10pm.

Don't forget that the steak must be medium done.

He remembers that I like medium done

Yulong

Did someone call you?

She...

Let me introduce

Xiaoyu

Monica

Thanks... Monica

Who can replace you, my dear

Your maid doesn't look like a Filipino

Fresh

Fresh and medium done

Xiaoyu, thank you

Fresh

Delicious?

So overdoned! A bit like you, old & wasted

Where's the washroom?

Oh, the French stockings gal

Damn

Xiaoyu, you go back home and sleep for now

I'm rehearsing tomorrow's show