My Mother's Wedding

I have four hundred million.

So, so, no, the jail is ever... You're dead!

Never.

Oh, okay.

Quick, your sister's on the telly?

Victoria, I'm watching you on the telly and you're great.

Can you call me when you land, please?

I think Jeremy's...

Well, he's doing what you all said he was doing and now I don't know what to do.

So, call me as soon as you land, please.

So, Victoria, I wonder if I may...

I want to ask you about something more serious.

Let me get your cup of tea.

Folks, this is a Cinderella story of tragedy, resilience, and finally hope.

Take us back, if you will, Victoria, to that small cottage with holes in the

roof, holes in the shirts your mother was mending to put a few pennies on the table.

What?

And two great holes in your family.

Ladies and gentlemen, both Victoria's father and

stepfather served their country as navy pilots.

They won medals together in the Falklands War, Navy 2.

May we begin with your father?

Yes, my father's the one on the left.

He died when I was only three years old.

His plane suffered engine failure.

It was a routine exercise.

But then?

Then, after my older sister Catherine and I lost daddy, my beautiful, brave mother

married his best friend, also in the Fleet Air Arm, also called John.

We really knew him as Johnny.

And my little sister Georgina was born.

But then our second daddy went missing in action, in Bosnia.

So, by the time you were 10, you had lost both your father and your stepfather,

both flying navy planes, and your mother was left alone with three little girls.

Bloody hell.

Now, there's a word we hear everywhere, and you just used it, Victoria,

but I wonder, can you define lost to us?

Sorry?

Can you say what lost means to you?

Oh, yes.

Let's hear that.

It's always there, and also not there.

I feel it.

But there's a happy ending this weekend.

There is.

As soon as I leave the studio, I will be winging my way back to Blighty,

because my mother, Diana, is getting married again.

But this time to a mammoth's feet, firmly on the ground.

Victoria Frost, always great to have you here on the show.

The movie's called The Dame of Darkness.

Five, four, four, sorry.

She's ordering, Mark.

Turning to starboard.

Twenty degrees.

Thirty.

Off you go.

Turn right for the Baltic.

Back to the northern end.

Permission to stand down weapons, Chris, Mark.

Approved, Pee-Woo.

You can take over from here, Sean.

Dangerous mission tomorrow.

I've got to get my mother down the aisle and deal with my sisters.

Captain, I'd just like to take this opportunity

to wish you all the best on your new command.

Real privilege working for you.

It's been a privilege for me too, Sean.

Thank you.

Onwards.

Yes, Mom.

سورس اصلی — مووی پووی

Bloody country.

Honestly, Victoria, this is such a mistake.

You didn't have a better idea.

We couldn't get hold of you.

I took command.

I really think you should have come to me first.

Georgina discovered the text on Jeremy's phone.

Then he canceled coming here tonight.

But it's a no-brainer.

We need an intervention.

But hiring a detective?

For God's sake.

I'm barely off the plane and she's ringing me in

tears from her ward because you were too busy.

And then I saw Steve.

Who's Steve?

Right there.

Victoria, let's just wait.

Whatever you may think, that's a sign.

Hello?

It's weekend is for Mom's wedding.

Victoria.

Catherine.

Victoria.

Victoria?

Oh, I love this photo.

It's probably still mighty.

Look at that.

She thinks we're still broke.

Possibly because she heard it on an American talk show.

All she has to do is ask me.

Oh, poor little things.

Bloody reception.

No one we never visit.

It's the Dark Ages.

Bugger off.

I'll show you Mike if you show me yours.

No.

I know who it is anyway.

Oh, for fuck's sake, he's trying to come.

Oh, well, grump fromage.

He's still chasing you.

Big cheese.

He's trying to find a place to land tomorrow.

Oh, good.

Steve will be here any minute.

Who's Steve?

The detective.

Oh, God, I hope he has bloody Jeremy at it.

She'll get rid of him finally.

Look, Steve!

In here!

Where did you find the detective?

Hey, hey.

What?

No, it's fantastic for that sort of thing.

Mm.

Plumbers, dentists, insurance, the lot.

And when Georgie rang me, I was just getting to my meeting.

Because I always go as soon as I get to this fucking country.

Bingo.

There was Steve.

Honestly, it was meant to be.

It was destiny.

Don't worry, I paid for it all.

So we've hired a drunk detective.

Come on, ex-drunk.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi, Kevin.

How are you doing?

Oh, Steve.

Um, this is my older sister, Catherine.

Anana.

Steve was just telling me all about the cameras we set about home.

It's sort of a bit complicated.

Yes, I was just telling the principal client, by whom in this instance,

I mean Georgie, that I've installed six devices all connected

by an internet with the derived material saved on the cloud.

Not an easy job.

But luckily, the Taiwanese are a very good router.

Completely different to the old Korean one.

And there's his new Swiss motion detector.

Georgie, are you sure you really want to go through with us?

My God, that's incredible.

I've got exactly the same guidance.

Oh, funny.

I'm not sure I could face-watching this tonight.

No, I wouldn't advise that.

Um, in my experience, our clients, if they watch proceedings live,

can get quite violent.

Oh.

Especially the English wives.

Well, I'll be back in correspondence tomorrow.

But for now, if I could just demonstrate to you

good selves the variety of options you have.

I would suggest, in your case, the edited highlights package.

It's our best feature.

We've recently got the musical rights to, if you want to be my lover, by list,

by skills.

Girls?

What are you all doing in my studio?

Hi.

Come on out.

This is my workplace.

Hi, Mum.

Hello, darling.

Sorry I wasn't here when you arrived.

Lovely.

Oh.

Oh, you're wonderful.

Hello.

We haven't met.

Oh, this is Steve.

He's from my agency.

Yes, he's just doing a bit of research with Georgina here.

Oh, well, Steve.

I'm very accomplished of you to be so in demand.

So the marquee is up and the children are back from swimming.

Any minute now, please make sure your boys are tidy for dinner.

You know, Jeff will want to leave on time.

Yes, yes.

Well, leave it to him.

Take care.

Bye.

Look, frankly, don't care for my husband shaking half of London.

Tomorrow is Mum's day and we can't ruin it.

Got your thingy next week too.