She

You sure we can do it?

Maybe.

No one's ever come back.

Well, that's business.

Do you want to go back?

You do.

Let's go.

Don't you even care about your sister?

Take it or leave it.

It's all I have. If you want it, just say so.

My last price.

- And this? - Your money's no good.

I know.

Cheese! White cheese!

You're cheating me.

- Come on! - Sure. Maybe.

Leather shoes! Real leather!

Soap, shampoo, on the other side.

All right, move!

- Here. Try that. - Come on. Do you want it?

Quick! Come on! Let's move it!

Let's run for it.

Let's get out of here.

All right, tie them up. Let's get out of here.

You hear me? Move!

Two.

I'll get 'em.

Get!

Get!

Gol.

No!

She! Shel.

Hey, keep away.

Stop!

Stop!

Hey, stop!

Movel.

Come on!

How much is this?

Whatever you got, stranger.

Come on in.

It's a nice place, right?

Well, have a seat.

You... you must be very hungry.

Damn right. Very hungry.

- Where you from? - The other side.

Really?

It's great, huh? It's really good.

- Good. - You're a good cook.

Thank you.

And you? You don't like the food?

- What? - The food.

It's good.

Very good.

- Who's the law around here? - Why?

- We ran into a problem on our way here. - Really?

Our law is she, the goddess.

Who's your god?

Our god?

We don't have a god. We do business.

What is it that you sell?

Sell.

What's wrong?

Won't do you any good.

Cut me loose.

I can't. You're not trained yet.

Trained?

Where's Tom?

Sold.

Sold!

- Get this one out. - Hey, listen, I really am sorry...

Speak only when spoken to.

Look, I really am sorry.

We were attacked, okay? My sister was kidnapped...

Have him walk the path tomorrow.

No!

Let him cross alone.

So you're up?

- Who are you? - Your fairy godmother.

So you survived the path of blood.

You'll probably be seeking revenge now.

I've gotta find my sister.

Sister? She would never harm a woman.

It wasn't she. They were men.

Not even nukes.

Their leader was all dressed in black.

You must mean the norks. Well, they are awful too.

But if they've got your sister, well, you might as well forget about her.

- Why? - Because you'll never reach nork valley.

But even if you do, you'll never come out alive.

You'll encounter there the ultimate horror.

- Do you know the way to nork valley? - No, actually. I'm afraid I don't.

I know some medicine, a little physics, a smattering of philosophy.

Nothing useful.

Who would know the way?

I don't.

She. She the goddess.

Only she knows the way.

- Guess I'll just sit here... - Tom.

- I thought you were dead. - Hardly.

Come on. Keys are on the table. Cut me loose.

But you look kind of cute like that.

Will you cut the jokes? Cut me loose. Come on.

Come on.

Just put it down here.

Let's go.

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

All right. Nice shot.

She! Shel.

You okay?

I wish I could come with you.

No, you don't.

If I cross, walk the path.

No way you'll cross.

You are pure, goddess, body and soul.

You may enter.

You have passed through the cycle again, goddess.

But the prophesy still stands.

A man will come to claim your heart.

For him, you will break your vow.

Through him, you will be destroyed.

You are whole again.

She! Shel.

Shanda!

Guard!

- Which way? - Which way?

- Beats me. - Isaid, which way?

I gotta know which way to go.

Come on.

You are beautiful.

What's wrong?

Too skinny.

I like 'em with more meat on 'em.

T-t-Tom?

- Long time, no see, goddess. - Cut me loose, kram.

Why? What did you ever do for us?

Take 'em down.

Her too.

What's the big idea, kram?

Now you'll certainly know what it's like living in a tomb, my goddess.

Turn me loose, kram. I was counting on your help.

That wasn't very smart of you, was it, goddess?

"Never trust a mutant." that's your motto, isn't it?

Look, we're neighbors.

Sure, sure.

When the sand runs out of here...

I'll send you back to your castle.

You two will die a horribly painful death in their hands.

They are experts on pain.

Cute. Real cute.

Kram, let me go! Let me go!

I'll kill you, kram!

This is no good!

Keep on pushing!

What are you doing?

Oh, shit!

Are you okay?

- I brought you some clothes. - Good.

No hard feelings, huh?

- Shut up, nuke! - Hey, careful with my arms.

They tend to fall off.

What do you want me to do with him?

Turn him loose.

Get in there.

I told you to watch the arm.

Bring me those two men.

Do you wanna kill 'em here? Don't you want a public execution?

Just get 'em.

Nork valley is that way.

But you'll never make it there alive.

Untie them.

- What? - Now.

Let's get outta here.

Come on.

I'm curious. You go back with the guard.

No way. I'm coming with you.

Suit yourself.

Damn it.

What's the hurry?

Thought about doing some new dates again.

Hey, that'd be super.

"Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,"

inwrought with golden and silver light,

the blue, the dim, the dark cloths

of night, of light, and the half-light,

I would spread the cloths under your feet.

But I, being poor, have only my dreams.

I have spread my dreams under your feet.

"Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

What is this place, a funny farm?

Friends, we have some visitors.

Welcome, plainclothes.

This is a delightful surprise.

We need some directions.

Oh, come, come. You can't be leaving us already, can you?

How do we get to nork valley?

We insist you stay at least one night with us.

We serve wonderful food, don't we?

We sure do.

This is a wonderful garb. What is it made of?