The first 147 lines.
- Was it some kinda costume party?
Yeah.
Who are you supposed to be?
A good politician? (laughing)
Come on, bro.
What the hell did you drink?
Everything?
Can we turn on some music or something?
Sure, whatever you want.
Thank you.
Not that.
Can you change it?
Thank you. (sighing)
By the way, your check engine light's on.
"Walker's Walking?"
- Yeah. I think I'm gonna start my own walking company.
Skip the middleman.
- It's cute, but I don't really think it's your style.
Like you could do like a good pun
with your name or something.
How about something based off
of, uh, "Walker, Texas Ranger?"
No?
I don't get it.
- What? - I don't know what that is.
I don't get it. (laughing) - Come on.
Look, I figured I could hand out flyers
with deliveries or something.
Yeah.
Would you mind?
- Printing it out at the library?
Paper does not grow on trees.
- (laughing) Yeah, send it over in the morning
and I'll print it out.
Try not to stay up too late, okay?
I love you.
Love you, too.
Hey, delivery.
Hi.
I-Is that my pizza?
Yeah.
It, um,
it's drenched.
- Well, it's raining, but it-it's fine.
Uh, c-can I see it,
the pizza?
- I, I was just really looking forward to eating that pizza.
- Well, I was looking forward to getting paid to deliver it.
- There's just no way I'm, I'm gonna eat that.
Where are you going?
Hey, come on, we can.
Come on.
Hey.
Hello?
- You know, if money is really that much of an issue,
I can ask my parents if they can help out a little bit.
No, this is my place,
it's my responsibility.
I-I totally get that.
I just think you're in a rough patch right now,
and a little bit of help
would give you a chance to breathe
and get back on your feet.
- If I take money from your parents,
they're gonna start to have an opinion
on the way I live my life.
I mean, I'm sure they already do,
but I'll start feeling like they're right.
- It's not about them being right.
It's about you having time
to work on your own projects
and pursue your own goals.
I mean, what's the point in all this part-time work
if you don't have any free time
at the end of the day?
- Well, I can't get a real job here
because you're making us move to who knows where.
Look, I have freedom,
just not the financial kind.
I just need a few more gigs to pull through,
then I'll be flush.
Looks like I have my first dog-walking venture.
That's awesome.
Cornbread from 2A.
- Is that the one that barks all night?
Wish me luck.
Come on, come on. (laughing)
Now you wanna sit by me, huh?
All right, let's get outta here.
I gotta make some real money, Cornbread.
Doug?
Here, boy.
Doug.
Doug?
Here, Dougie, Dougie.
Here, boy.
Doug?
Doug?
Where are you?
Come on, buddy, you don't have to hide.
Dougie?
Come on, you dumb dog.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, listen,
that was a real fucked-up prank
to pull on somebody, all right?
You better be good for the money.
- Hello, this is an automated message
for Timothy Walker.
Your Coldrock utility bill is past due.
Your services will be disconnected.
Doug?
Hey, Doug.
Come on, are you serious?
Thanks.
So you want me to actually walk you around?
Because, look, there's no way I'm picking up your shit.
Okay.
All this from some dogs?
People love their pets.
I got a, a big tipper today.
- You paid everything off first though, right?
Well, I paid rent.
Well, last month's rent,
but I'll get this month's squared away next week,
Walker.
You really need to prioritize those things
before you treat us to stuff. - I know,
but it's just been so long
since I've walked through a grocery store
and been able to get exactly what I wanted.
I just needed that feeling.
Well, thank you.
This is very sweet.
Whose texting you right now?
- Big tipper wants me to come back tomorrow.
Hey, that's great.
What kind of dog is it?
I think it's a dalmatian.
Aw, is he cute?
- I wouldn't really call him cute, but.
- How can a dalmatian not be cute?
- I guess you'd just have to see him.
All right,
so if we're gonna do this,
there are gonna be some ground rules, okay?
One, you do not touch me without permission.
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