Jackpot!

You got this.

You got this. You can do it.

He's on the next floor up!

Lunchtime.

-Eat this. -

Oh.

- -

With record inflation and unemployment numbers soaring,

the economy hit historic lows Monday.

However, in a positive sign, the stock market has gone through the roof,

creating five brand-new billionaires today.

Topping the list is...

You know I'm supposed to be retired on a beach somewhere?

Amihan?

Ami, is that you?

Do you know who I am?

Give me your phone.

What do you want?

Sir, please, whatever it is,

-I'm sure we can fix it. -

You got any painkillers?

Of course I do, I'm a grandma.

Get 'em.

- - Here. Over here. Come on.

All right.

-If you really want to help me, then-- -I'm so sorry, dear...

...but I do know who you are.

Ah, fuck me.

We're gonna be rich.

- -

-Go, go, go! Clear! -

-Don't move. -We have a visual.

Subject deceased.

- We have a go. - Jackpot confirmed.

-We're good. -Well, then, bring him in.

Congratulations, Tala Almazan.

I'm Johnny Grand, and you just won the Grand Lottery.

We're going to LEGOLAND!

And that'll get me another 50K, right?

Don't be greedy.

No, our daughter did not get the part.

She totally shit the bed.

Got in the audition room and completely clammed up like an amateur.

I-I thought you ran those goddamned lines with her.

Well, it didn't work, did it?

All she had to do, Leanne,

was catch the baseball, wink at the camera and say,

"Betty Butter is the best butter when buying better butter."

I just fucking did it. I just fucking did it.

Well, it was a big job, Leanne, okay, and she fucking blew it.

Maybe she'd book more mature parts, Leann,

if she didn't dress like Strawberry fucking Shortcake.

Don't you hang up. Goddamn it.

Oh, sure, now you can act, when there's no one who can hire you.

That's great.

Give me a goddamn break.

I don't want to make a scene in front of your, uh, daughter

because you're her daddy and little girls love their daddies

even when they're assholes, but maybe if you weren't such an asshole

and asked her if she actually wanted to be an actor,

she wouldn't grow up to fucking hate your guts.

Thanks, Dr. Phil. How much do I owe you for that bullshit?

Why don't I report you to child services for child abuse?

You know, I'm off duty, but I can definitely still arrest you, if you want.

You're a cop?

Officer Katherine Kim, Ventura County license 62638.

So, I highly suggest you start treating your daughter like a human being

as opposed to a fucking ATM.

-Yeah. -

I really do like your dress, sweetie.

Sorry for all the bad words.

I only curse when your mom's being a fucking bitch.

Excuse me, do you have the time?

Oh, yeah.

-It's, uh, 4:30. -Uh-huh.

You're a little young for a cop.

Um...

Well, I'm not a cop.

I'm an actor.

I knew it.

You're pretty good.

Thanks.

Yeah, I just hate fuckers like that.

Yeah.

So, what would I have seen you...?

All right, did you play a businesswoman who moved to a small town

and learned to love Christmas again?

No.

-Then I probably wouldn't have seen you. -Hmm.

I've been, uh, out of the business for a while.

-And now you're back? -Yeah.

Me and millions of other people.

My dear, you listen.

There's only one you.

You are unique and you have your own voice.

Now, you just be true to who you are.

You're gonna make it, I can feel it.

Oh.

Well... thanks.

That was really nice.

Now, what's your name?

Because I want to keep an eye out for you when you're famous.

Katie. Katie Kim.

- -Oh, well, Miss Kim...

...I hope your legs fall off?

I-Isn't that what actors say?

Yeah, that's exactly what they say.

Thank you so much.

Oh, my God. That Golden Girl bitch stole my watch.

What the fuck?

Yeah, thanks for nothing.

...and due to multiple winnerless rollovers

prompting record-breaking ticket sales, tomorrow's jackpot

in the monthly Grand Lottery now stands

at a whopping and historic $3.6 billion.

We've never seen anything like this before...

Protect and earn.

Excuse me, sir. Uh, what's going on?

Is there an evacuation or something?

Lottery Day tomorrow.

Lottery Day? What does that mean?

Lottery Day.

No, yeah, I heard you. It's just I'm new in town,

-so I'm not really up on the L.A. stuff. -Read the sign.

Oh.