Lazor Wulf

Yeaaaah!

Yeah, sure, I bit him.

But as far as I'm concerned, when you're playing dress-up,

you have to let people have equal time with the purple tutu.

- Dem's da rules. - Okay, so you really bit him?

Yeah, tell me you ain't bite him?

Don't take away my nap time, you know what I mean?

The teeth will come out.

Literally!

You so wild.

Like, maybe a little too wild.

- I'm hilarious. - Hello, my Delicadancers!

No. Skidaddle, dickhead.

Buzz off, you dump-dum.

Kim, Keisha, Pam, I have some great news.

I got us tickets to a taping of "Strong talk."

- Girls day. My treat. What?

What are you talking about?

I am gonna take my ladies for a massage and green juices,

and then we going to our favorite round table,

tea spillin', daytime talk show, "Strong talk"!

"Ladies, let's get into it!"

- Oh, my god. Canon Wu... - Oh, hell yeah!

Keisha, I don't know what's going on, but I'mma need you

to respect the dynamic.

It's Kim, Keisha, and Pam. Not Keisha, Kim, and Pam.

- I'm the leader of the group. - My bad, my bad.

You ... you go ahead.

Wow. Okay, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, hell yeah!

But, um... What about our shift at the Delicadanci?

Oh, I got Stupid Horse to cover.

I could really use a little R&R. Let's get into it!

Nuh-uh. This is some bull .

Watch your mouth, little girl.

Ooh, you really shouldn't have spilled my milk.

Now I'm gonna have to beat your ass.

You gonna beat my ass, too?

What? Go away, Loser Wulf.

Gladys! Take my away!

There are two kinds of people you can't trust ...

people who have never been slapped

and people who never played outside.

I've played outside.

Sometimes I think I'm crazy for thinking

a good thing can last.

It's been weeks since the last time I beat someone's ass.

Kim, Keisha, and Pam changed all that for me.

And yet, I find myself back here again.

I guess some things never change.

Canon Wulf is about to be as dead as my dead dead-beat dad.

No, no, no, no ... yes.

Yep, yeah, yeah.

Damn. Canon Wulf, can you keep it down?

It's hard to be treated to a girls day when

you're throwing around your psychic male energy.

Oh, you right. Sorry, Kim.

Maybe I should just check in with Stupid Horse.

He grown. It's fine. Now hush.

Yeah, Canon. He good.

I'm sure y'all right.

Yo, Yeti, what up?

Canon, what's good, my dude?

I'm over here at Phancy's, and they said you

came in here and spilled The Youth's milk?

Hey. Yeah, that was me.

You know how I get.

That I do. That I do.

So, word from the streets is that little kid

is gonna beat your ass, my guy. Wassup?

Oh, word? Well, we'll see about that.

That we will. That we will.

- Canon. - You're right! No distractions.

Today is all about you girls.

Just one for the gram real quick.

Did I just get... shit-ted on?

Hey, asshat! Tell me where Canon Wulf is!

Ugh!

I want to get to him before he gets to "Strong ..."

Oof!

- I know where Canon is. - Well, where is he?

He's going to "Strong talk".

I already know that, you backwards fart.

Okay, so you gonna beat me up now?

- Just go away, you weirdo. -

Well, that wasn't great.

- "Strong talk" better be good. - Agreed.

- What is it with you today? - Aaand time for the show!

Where is he?!

I need to find him before he gets to "Strong talk."

- I told you. I don't know. - Then explain this.

It says Canon Wulf checked in to your juice stand

- 15 minutes ago. - That was so long ago.

He could be at least 15 minutes away from here by now.

Have you checked the Delicadanci?

What do I look like?

Of course I checked the Delicadanci.

The doors are locked and the lights are out.

Ooh. From new booty to no booty.

The bus driver will not be gettin' right

or gettin' tight tonight.

- Aah! - Look, by now, they have

to be at "Strong talk."

We have been fighting for a long time.

- True. - Then what is this about?

- Spilled milk. - All of this over spilled mi...?

It's yer boy Canon here.

Why did you have to spill her milk?

Hello? Slime Beast?

Okay, well, that doesn't seem good.

Why don't you just deal with The Youth?

What? Like... put her down?