The Real Ghostbusters

Luigi, jump!

Ghostbusters.

Yeah!

And me! And me!

Thanks for the help, Louis.

I just need to pick up a few more things.

Uh, no problemo, Janine.

Yeah, no problemo. Phew.

Hey, candy!

Wowiee!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Look, Louis, there's a big sale on the third floor.

What luck!

Come on, Louis!

Hey!

Wait for me!

Three, please. Huh?

Hey, turn this thing around or I'm going to the manager.

Sorry, madam. I must have lost my head for a moment.

Forget I said anything, OK?

Janine! Open up!

I'm coming, Janine!

Peter, why can't we just sing it like normal people?

Because I do a terrific Elvis, little baby momma.

As an actor, I have natural talent.

As a singer, you could fricassee frogs at 30 yards.

Help!

Argh!

Speaking of frogs, yuck!

Elevator ate Louis and Janine!

What?

Spud, you wanna slow that down to 33 and a third?

Janine and Louis gone!

This sounds serious.

Very serious. Janine actually left a mall in the middle of a clearance sale.

Hey, lose something? Or should I say someone?

If you wanna see 'em again, alive,

you'll do exactly what I tell youse.

Youse got till midnight to turn over

the whole Ghostbusters operation to me...

Boss Poso, understand?

Midnight.

A ghost who wants to bust ghosts? Why?

Well, first, let's find out who. Got him.

Ugh. You can have him.

Yeah, ugly!

Poso, a Class-7 organizer, not much here.

He works with a sidekick, a Class-5 named Shifter.

Hey, I recognize that little squid.

He's in the Containment Unit. We bagged him two weeks ago.

Great, maybe he can help us nab this Poso character.

But, we'll have to bring him out to do it.

Just look at it this way, Spud,

Janine and Louis are depending on you.

This camera trap will follow you in, Slimer.

And we'll be able to monitor you from here.

Ready, big guy?

Yeah, ready.

Yoo-hoo-hoo!

Yikes!

Hey, Slimer.

Hi, big guy!

That's the big guy.

- Bye, Slimer. - Bye!

- That's him, that's Shifter. - Nice work, Slimer.

- We have a lock on target. - Got it!

Whoo!

Hi, you're probably wondering why we called you here.

Not really.

See, Ray, I told you. Ghosts are a pain in the...

That's it, hold him steady.

Hey, hands off. This is ghostnapping. I wanna see my lawyer.

What do you guys want from me, anyway?

Go ahead, Egon, I can't bring myself to ask.

We need your...help.

Wait, wait. Wait, wait. I didn't hear this.

You're putting me on, right?

No joke, jelly-jaws. Tell us about Poso.

Poso?

Yeah, Shifter, why does he want to take over our business?

Where you guys been hanging out, man? On the moon?

Poso wants to be the Ghostfather.

Ghostfather?

Yeah, man, the big boss.

With your ghostbusting gear, he can control every ghost on the coast.

They'd have to do whatever he said. Or he'd zap 'em.

Well, it will never happen, 'cause we are gonna shut him down.

Whoa, bro! What's this "we"?

Simple. You help us find Poso, and rescue our friends

and we'll set you free. Permanently.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Poso hangs out right here. Ghost town.

In Jersey?

Moved there last year. Probably where he's got your friends.

Then let's go.

Yeah, let's go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I might be able to sneak one of you in.

But only one.

That is the last time I, argh, ever draw straws for a job.

Missed a spot, Winston.

Well, what is this stuff?

I collected it last year, after we battled Vigo the Carpathian.

It's psycho-reactive slime.

It responds to your thoughts and emotions.

It should give you limited ghostly powers

and help you pass as the real thing.

You can even fly. I'm still not

completely sure how it works.

Man, are we in trouble?

Pick up the pace, Lightfoot. We're gonna miss the last ferry to Jersey.

Get out of my face, Shifter.

It's not easy being a slime ball ghost like you.

A little tip. Use your slime.

Fly. If you think you can handle it, cuz.

Anything you can do, I can do.

And don't call me cuz.

Hey, I'm flying!

Hoo...Ray.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Nice move, Peter Pan. Why don't you stick around?

I gotta run.

Don't wait up for me, sucker!

Yow!

Read my lips, Shiftless.

The only way you're gonna get free is after we find Louis and Janine.

Now give me a little help here.

OK, OK, OK.

Well, there they go. Let's keep our fingers crossed.

I hate to think that everything depends on that yoyo.

Which one?

Psst. What are they staring at?

You.

Hiya, cutie.

Things are pretty dead around here. You wanna go out?

Sorry, I, uh... Tuesday nights, I wash my slime.

Aw, don't be bashful, doll.

Hey! I don't even know you.

Fresh!

I tell you, cuz.

Working with you is really bad for my image.

You don't have an image.

And I'm not your cuz.

Ooh, touchy, touchy.

So, smart guy.

Where is this so-called Ghost town?

Or are you just pulling my slime?

That dump's Ghost town?

No, it's Tahiti. But this is the off-season.

What a flesh-head.

What a flesh-head. What a flesh-head.

You really think I'll be able to pass as a ghost?

Hey!

Uh, who are you?

I'm, uh, with him.

Why that little...

So, what do we do with this creep?

Let's take him to Poso.