The Real Ghostbusters

Luigi, jump!

Woah!

Ghostbusters!

Yeah!

And me! And me!

Evenin', Sam. So that's the new arrival, huh?

Yup. Genuine antique. Straight from Europe.

Weird thing is,

she hasn't run in over 100 years.

Long time ago, somebody jammed the gears.

On purpose.

There we go. Good as new.

That oughta do.

At last, the portal is open.

Go, select a suitable victim,

then bring him to me.

Who's there?

OK, come on out.

I know you're in here.

You can't get away, pal.

Show yourself.

Boy, did I scorch your shorts!

I'm ready for my birthday party.

When's Uncle Louis comin' back?

Not soon enough.

Then come on! Let's play somethin' else.

No thanks, Lawrence. Somehow, I feel safer right here.

Wha...Ow!

This Sunday,

it's the big monster-truck rally.

Bash 'em, smash 'em and crash 'em action.

Fluff and fold time, Peter.

Hey! Argh!

New detergent, Winston?

Your whites are whiter and your colors are so much brighter.

Man, that kid doesn't need a babysitter, he needs an armed guard.

How'd you get roped into this gig?

I have a way with children.

And I owe Louis 50 bucks.

I'd say you should be paid up in full, my man.

Tell that to Louis, will ya?

Louis, welcome to the world's largest toy store.

The Toy Tower.

Toys, toys, toys!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Easy, Spud.

This shopping trip's for Lawrence.

He's the birthday boy today.

Oh, I can't believe his folks took their vacation on his birthday.

But good old Uncle Louis will save the day.

I'm telling you, Ray.

Picking the perfect gift for Lawrence won't be easy.

Hey, no sweat.

Kids love toys!

How about a Karate Chameleon?

Hi-ya!

He already has one.

Brain Buster computer?

He got two for Christmas.

Louis, this is ridiculous.

We've looked at nearly every toy in this store and Lawrence has them all!

I know. But we can't quit now.

But what else can he possibly want?

More.

Look, I know he's maybe a little spoiled and all,

but, oh, I wanna get Lawrence the best birthday present ever,

no matter what it costs.

Within reason, of course.

Three for the price of one! Now, that's a bargain.

Great. Take 'em before you change your mind.

Mission accomplished!

Make a wish, big guy.

I wish we could skip this junk and open my presents.

Not yet, birthday boy.

First comes the entertainment.

Thank you, Slimer.

And welcome to the Ghostbusters Birthday Review.

I'm your host, Uncle Louis.

OK,

I'd like to introduce the guy who puts the "super" in "supernatural"

and the "fun" in "fungus," Dr. Egon Spengler

And now for some balloon tricks.

Aviscagis contagious,

an exotic fever virus found only in the Amazon River valley.

Hurry up, Peter. Egon's dying out there.

Forget it, Louis. I can't do it.

Well, let's see. You babysat for two hours at $5 an hour.

Louis, you can't put a price tag on my dignity.

You still owe me $40.

And here's an old favorite.

A bacterium long thought extinct.

Boring!

They're a tough crowd, Peter.

Hi, kids.

I'm Venko the clown!

Oh, gimme a break.

Uh, ahem.

So, let's have some fun!

Ow! Hey, ow!

This is really weak, Uncle Louis.

It's my birthday and I wanna open the presents!

OK, OK, OK. Boys and girls, it's present time!

And it's a...

...toy airplane.

Already have one.

Got one of these.

I've got this already.

I don't need this.

Got that.

Got two of those.

- That's it? - Uh, one more.

Or should I say three more?

Wow, cool.

Yo, Lawrence.

I'm Doofus the dinosaur at your service.

He knows my name!

Hey! Party time!

Party, party, party!

Louis, what kind of toys are these?

Uh, um, hungry ones?

Well, so much for leftovers.

The goodies!

No!

Those are not normal toys.

- Yeah. - Yo!

We're outta here with the goods.

Cool!

Countdown.

Three, two, one, blast off!

Man, they didn't have toys like that when I was a kid.

They still don't have toys like that.

Come on!

Radical! Go faster!

Hey, Uncle Louis!

Great present!

Oh, come on! We're losing him!

No, we aren't. We can track them with the meter.

You mean, they're haunted?

Affirmative.

Oh, no.

Huh? No!

All right!

Toy emergency.

Yahoo! Comin' through!

Lawrence, stop! Come down from there!

Yeow!]

Gotta catch me first.

Pardon me, doll.

Whoa!

Stop! Stop!

No!

- Lawrence. - Peter!

They're trapped in the clock!

Peter, Lawrence!

Not in the clock, Ray. It's merely a pan-dimensional portal.

Lawrence and Peter are trapped on the other side in an unknown dimension.

I don't believe this.

My nephew is trapped in another dimension?

Well, could we just blast our way in?

A dangerous idea, Louis.

The energy released could destroy the portal,