The Asset (Legenden)

Before takeoff, please take a moment

to review the safety protocols…

Can you raise your table, please?

In the unlikely event of a water landing, you will find

a life vest located under your seat.

Are you okay?

Uh, yeah.

Hey, man, are you all right?

Excuse me! This guy needs help!

Sir? Are you okay?

Are you feeling sick?

I have coke in my stomach. I have coke in my stomach.

You have to help me.

You're gonna be okay. Just breathe. Please! Help!

We need oxygen!

Hurry up!

Sir, look at me!

Sir? Sir! Can you hear me?

-What a fuckin' mess. -Yeah.

Any news from the stewardess?

Nothing we didn't already know.

What the hell was he doing with cocaine in his stomach?

I just got off the phone with forensics.

They're not sure what it was, but it's not cocaine.

Someone cut holes in the bags.

So his cover was blown?

Seems like it.

We need a new asset.

As soon as possible.

I just lost one of my best agents.

They murdered him.

So maybe this isn't the right time for a new operative.

Don't you wanna see justice done?

Yeah, of course I do.

I want that man arrested. Now.

Do whatever it takes.

And get your shit together.

THE ASSET

Police!

Open up! Let us in!

Down on the floor!

Down! Hands behind your head!

Get down!

Hey! Get down! Now! On the floor!

We have him! We have him!

-Get down! Quiet! -On the floor! Fucking idiot!

-Fuck you, man! -Don't fuck with me! Do as I say.

Wait! Wait! Wait! Nielson! Wait! Wait!

Nielsen! Dead!

Exercise is over!

Get your asses here immediately!

Right.

You've been here long enough to know that we expect more from you.

That's enough for today. We're done.

Clean up.

You brought this on yourselves. Come on, let's go, get a move on it!

You're all cleaning this mess up together, got it?

-Come on! -Folke.

To what do I owe the honor?

Are these your new students?

Yes. Third semester.

Some naturals among them?

It's difficult to say.

-Why? -I need an agent and fast.

Why not use someone from your own unit?

I need someone with a special set of skills.

All right.

What kind of guy you looking for?

She needs to be young.

She?

These three, they're the best I have.

Sanne. She's 29.

Very disciplined.

Physically strong and determined. She's good at martial arts.

Then there's Sonja. She's 31.

Very reliable. In great physical condition.

And finally, there's Lind.

She's a bit different.

Bit different?

She's younger, not as physically strong as the two others.

But mentally, she's sharp. Very sharp.

She had a rough childhood, but made it through on her own.

-Can I hold onto her file? -Go ahead.

I lost my heart under the bridge

To that little girl

And now I moan

And now I holler

Hi.

Excuse me?

I just said hi.

Hi.

-Whatcha doing? -Reading.

Whatcha reading?

A book.

Awesome.

I'm Emil.

Awesome.

I was wondering, would you like to go grab a beer while we're waiting?

No, not really. I'll pass.

Why not?

I just saw you wash your girlfriend's bra on the wrong cycle.

I think you've done enough damage today.

Oh, help me, Jesus

Go through the storm

I had to lose her

To do her harm

-Hi. -Hi!

-Hi, Tea. -Hi.

-Good to see you again. -Thanks. You too.

Anyone willing to go first?

-I can go. -Mm-hmm.

Hi, my name is Tea,

and I've been clean for six years now.

I'm grateful to be a part of the Police Academy.

And… I love running.

I keep to myself.

And am doing just fine on my own.

Mm… Lately, I'm bored.

I have this longing…

to party, and drink, and…

dance, and all that.

PRIOR ADDRESSES PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT

Dad? I need a blue one.

Of course, sweetie.

Dad, no, not that one.

Sorry, sweetie.

-You two ready yet? -Yeah.

Whatcha doing?

-Making bracelets. -Aw, can I see?

…carrying cocaine in his stomach is now being investigated as homicide.

-Several sources… -Wow.

-Is this for me? -Yeah.

Thanks, sweetie.

-Now go put your shoes on, okay? -Yep.

-Hey. -Hey.

-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.

-I have to stop by my brother's place. -Okay.

-Mom, I'm hungry. -Okay, you little rascal.

Should we get sushi or pizza?

Sushi.

Mom? What's Dad doing?

I don't know, sweetie.

He won't be too long.

-Go across the lake. -I'm jumping.

What the fuck kind of game is this, Omar?

What's up?

You two, get out.

-What? -Get the fuck outta here!

Fine, okay, calm down, man.

Fucking psycho.

Come on. Let's go.

Was that us?

What?

Bambi, I'm not in the mood for your bullshit.

The guy, in the plane, was that us?

You said he was a rat.

Miran, what else should I have fuckin' done with him?

Use your fucking head, damn it, be discreet!

-It's all over the news right now. -We made it look like an accident.

Huh? Are you kidding me?

Did I ask for your fucking opinion?!

-Miran! -What?!

Shut the fuck up! Okay?

Because of your shit, now I have to put everything on pause

because the police are gonna be up my fucking ass.

You get it?

Whose idea was it?

Look at me when I talk to you.

Whose idea was it? Was it yours?

You're lucky you're my little brother.

I don't ever want to see you here again.

Turn that shit off, man.

This place is a mess, you should be ashamed.

Tea Lind.

-From the Police Academy. -Ah.

She has the perfect background.

She has the right attitude.

She'll be a good fit.

As an asset?

She's tough and she's got brains.

Pretty hard to find someone with both.

Are you sure she's the right fit?

If we wanna move fast, she's the best option we got.

Her rough past might actually work in our favor.

In what way?

An alcoholic mother,

a few sketchy acquaintances when she was young.

She has a clean record…

…but she was in a relationship with a dealer when she was a teenager.

A guy who gave her drugs and gifts with one hand, and beat her up with the other.

She decided to turn her life around

and become a police officer to fight what nearly destroyed her.

You're telling me that none of our experienced agents would be

a better fit than some young woman who has no real training?

None of our experienced agents has the right profile. She does.

She's young, emotionless, and she'll be working

in a setting she's familiar with.

What more do you want?

When can I meet her?

Okay, change!