Door on the Left as You Leave the Elevator

- We've been waiting for two hours. - l'm telling you she'll be here.

You should have asked for her address. That would have been easier.

There she is. Don't look.

The blonde?

Yes. Don't look, I said.

- She's not bad. - Let's go.

- What are you doing? - We're going.

- Going where? - To Paris.

For three months you've talked about Florence Arnaud! We drove 500 km...

and you don't even talk to her. - I never intended to.

- I wanted to see her. Well, I saw her. - He's crazy, completely crazy.

For the next time, learn to drive. Buy a car, ok?

Did you look at her? If you did, you'd know I don't stand a chance.

Not if you act like this. I'm glad you're not always in love.

- I'm in love, I'm confused. - You're getting on my nerves.

- Where're you going?! - Psycho!

- You weren't looking. - Give me a break.

DOOR ON THE LEFT AS YOU LEAVE THE ELEVATOR

Excuse me.

What I like in your work is the contrast between playfulness...

and the technique. I really appreciate...

the poetry it oozes. Naive at first glance and...

Let me introduce you to the painter.

You know him, of course? - Yes, really great.

- Thanks. - I love it. ls it worth a fortune?

- He doesn't know what his paintings cost. - You don't know artists well.

- What are you doing here? - Oh, bastard! We've waited for you.

What is this? Since when do you know Florence?

Florence and I have become good friends.

Don't look like that. I've been promoting you to her.

But I never asked you to. I hate that. I hope...

you didn't tell her about our... - Our trip to Deauville?

Of course I did. She was confused. Stop the nonsense. She likes you.

She said you're cute. Do you know what else she said?

"It's been a long time someone has been in love with me in this way."

- Shall I get some drinks? - Yes, please.

- Champagne? - Yes.

I'll be back to see your paintings, because I hate varnishing days.

Between you and me, I hate them too. Especially my own.

- Yann, do you know what I'd like? - No.

- To visit your studio. - Really?

Yes, I'd like to see how you work.

- If you don't mind, of course. - No, but right now...

- You're very busy, I guess. - l'm preparing the New York exhibition.

There's no hurry.

When you'll have time. If you don't mind.

- Not at all. You're kidding. - No. I can see it's inconvenient.

- Tomorrow at 5, does that suit you? - Tomorrow?

But tomorrow I can't.

Be a bit more careful!

Excuse me. He doesn't have an erection.

- Boris, that's enough. - Just checking. No need to...

make a big deal of it. - Give me your glass.

- You've been drinking, Boris. - l'm having a bit of fun.

We're going.

I'm coming.

Are you coming, Eva?

Where do you think you are?

Hurry up.

Florence.

- Nice friend you have. - He's my neighbor.

- He won't be invited again. - Have you seen Florence?

Eva, don't be stupid.

Come, let's go home. That guy was standing too close to you.

- That was off. Shit! - What did you do?

What's wrong with you? Where's he going?

Eva, stop!

Come out or I'll destroy it. What do you want?

- I want to go home. - So do I. Eva, come out!

- I have to work tomorrow morning. - I work too.

You've damaged my car. We need the police.

Come, let's go home. Eva, listen.

- Be nice. - l'm going to Cathie's.

- I warned you. We're history. - You can't always torture me!

- I love you! - Sir, please be friendly.

- But I love you, Eva, I love you! - You seem more reasonable...

than your friend. My wife's waiting. - I don't care. It's over.

- Sir! - You're getting on my nerves.

If you want to go, make sure she goes home with me.

- What do you want me to do? - Tell her l love her...

and that I can't live without her. - He says he can't live without you.

- Better than that, Paulo! - What?

- With feeling. - He loves you. He can't live...

without you. Do it for me. - Alright, but I'm warning him...

I'm packing my bags and going to Cathie! - She's going home to pack her bags.

- She'll stay at Cathie's! - Alright, baby, alright.

Come, let's go.

- You don't have to make a scene. - You don't have to make a scene.

Shut up! Mind your own business.

- Speak after the beep. - Oh, you're not home.

Well, I've been thinking. I'll come tomorrow at 5 pm...

to see your studio as you so kindly suggested.

I'd love to see your more recent work.

Tomorrow's Thursday the 17th, right?

By the way, this is Florence Arnaud speaking.

- Good night, Yann. - Hello, Florence!

- I hope I didn't do something stupid. - What's the risk?

- He won't rape you. Not the type. - Do you know why I like him?

Don't laugh, Natascha. He's pure.

- I'm keeping a straight face. - He lives on another planet.

- Really. - He must be the Little Prince.

Instead ofjumping you, he'll ask you to draw him a sheep.

Good evening.

I never see your husband without his briefcase.

He just had a business dinner.

- Eva, stop the comedy! - You won't achieve anything with this.

Let's calm down and talk. I'm not an animal, talk to me.

- Where are you going? - To get some air, is that allowed?

Would you have a cigarette?

- I'm sorry about earlier. - Your friend's not exactly...

the light of the party. - What are you doing there?

- Come here! - Let me go or I'll scream, Boris.

I don't care! You stay out of it.

Let go of him, I said.

A 5 minute break, ok? How do I look?

Don't be like that. I don't have time.

I love to watch you dance, but it's not the right moment.

You know I think you're the new Josephine Baker?

You should do a Josephine Baker song. For your gala nights.

- The costume would look very good on you. - And if it fails, I can eat the bananas.

Come on, be nice. How do I look? It's new.

- Tell me honestly. - You look very good.

Why are you nervous? It's not the first time you're dating a woman.

- Yes, but Florence is special. - She must be the queen of England.

You're joking. I'll tell her to get undressed right away.

Rue Lauzier, please.

- I haven't done your room! - That's ok, it's too late.

It'll go well, you'll see. Good luck.

What did she do?

Don't I get a kiss?

I'm late.

You're making me wet.

I thought you were late.

What are you doing? Come back. What if someone comes?

You know I don't like that.

Close that door!

Boris! Boris! Your briefcase!

You're kidding.

Shit!

- Hello. - Hello.

My door closed on me and the key's on the inside.

I stepped out to call Boris, because he forgot his briefcase...

and the wind made my door slam. Could I use your phone?

- I need to call a locksmith. - No, that's not possible.

- Why? - Listen, I'm expecting someone.

- You won't leave me outside like this? - Yes, I will. If the person I'm expecting...

sees you like this, I don't know...

if she'd like that. - Well, that sucks!

What am I going to do? This place doesn't even have a janitor.

- Is your window open? - Yes.

I'll go in through the window and I'll open the door for you.

- Isn't that dangerous? - No, no.

Let me in for two seconds. It's crazy. Someone might come.

Alright then. There's a nightgown there if you like.

- Be careful. - Don't worry.

Shit.

- Can I help? - No, I'm alright.

Wait.

Are you crazy screaming like that?

You almost made us fall.

Try to grab the railing and let go of me.

Try to slowly reach the chair. Careful.

- What's happening? - Oh, terrible! I've got a cramp!

- Are you alright? - Yes, I'm alright.

- Are you sure? - Yes, yes. It's ok. Oh!

I'll open the door. Oh, this hurts!

Hey, telephone.

- Hello! Yes! - ls this Yann Ducoudray's number?

Yes, do you want to talk to him? I'll pull something on and I'll get him.

- I won't be a second. - No, that's alright. Thanks.

Oops, I think I did something stupid.

What's he doing?

What did she do?

She scratched me.

Boris!

Boris, listen! It's not what you think.

I swear! Boris, are you there?

What did you do to get him in this state?

- Me? He attacked me! - You should have explained.

- He didn't give me the chance! - Boris?

- And Florence is coming! - I doubt that.

- I'd be surprised if she came. - What do you know about that?

- She called earlier. - Florence called?

- She didn't seem happy. - I don't understand a word.

- Why didn't she seem happy? - I asked her to wait while...

I put something on. - So you told her you were naked.

Well, I was!

- I'm sorry. I didn't do it on purpose. - Go away, please.

- Leave. - I want to...

but I can't open the door.

Boris?

Boris, can I explain what happened?

- Hello? - Hello?

- Florence! - Did your girlfriend tell you...

that I called earlier? - She's not my girlfriend.

- She was your maid then. - Florence, it's a misunderstanding.

- Where are you? - At the tobacconist's downstairs.

Come up right away then. Please, Florence!

It's a crazy story. I'll explain. I assure you...

we'll have a laugh about it. I have to talk to you.