American Dad!

- Sir, what's with all the hubbub? - Smith, why are you wearing

the same basic bitch tie you wear every day?

Now I'm gonna have to cut you from the fashion show.

What fashion show?

The one we have every year after Father's Day.

This year's theme... "flex, flaunt, shimmy, and shake,

all the way down to the Langley Lake.

Y-You know, I didn't actually think of a theme.

(Upbeat R&B music plays) Here comes Duper

in what's sure to be the dad look of summer...

a big dog T-shirt, jorts, and a socks/Crocs combo!

But... But that would mean yesterday was Father's Day.

This is impossible!

My family forgot to celebrate... me.

Well, here's something no one will ever forget.

One day, the world's gonna see Dick's got just as much to offer

on the inside as he does on the backside.

Yeah!

So then I told him that I hadn't talked to my brother in years

but my relationship with my dry cleaner has never been stronger.

Oh, my... Home runs today, Roger!

Dad, did you hear Roger's story?

Yeah, it was... kind of funny.

O... kay. So, um, how was work?

Oh! Did they figure out if those twin agents you hate

died in that botched mission?

No. Rich and Mitch are still just missing.

Dad, what's going on?

- You forgot Father's Day! - What?!

Bullock banished me to the "lame dad room."

Do you know where that is?

It's the old haunted bathroom that nobody uses anymore

because ghosts are coming out of the goddamn toilet

- and going up butts! - Father, I've failed you!

- I'm so sorry! - Oh, my God.

I've been so obsessed with corduroy,

my whole weekend just slipped away.

Hey. What if we pretend tomorrow is Father's Day?

- I don't know. - Come on! You name it.

We'll give you your perfect day.

Huh. I guess that could work.

Smith.

Well, that's unfortunate.

Thanks for calling.

This day is...

turning around! The twins are dead!

- Mm! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Good morning!

Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya two days after Father's Day.

That's 363 days, or 8,712 hours or 522,720 minutes

until the next Father's Day...

and 22 seconds until I take the pills

that aren't helping my crippling OCD.

OCD, OCD, OCD.

Now here's an oldie but a groovy!

"For my meal, I would like a Thanksgiving dinner."

"For my entertainment... anything." Yes!

"For my present... a homemade birdhouse.

Thinkin' about becoming a bird guy."

Happy Father's Day! Birdhouse is coming along great.

'Course, the city inspector's riding me about zoning laws,

and my electrician's putting me through the whole rigmarole.

Steve, you've made peace with

- never being with a woman, right? - Uh, yeah.

(Mid-tempo music plays) Hey, Dad.

Just trying to find lyrics to rhyme with "My pops is tops."

Well, I admire a good karate chop. Find something there.

Thanks for giving us a second chance, honey.

Mwah!

Leave it. It's your day.

A groundbreaking open-concept birdhouse.

You can see everything from the stove.

Not bad, son. I'd say this house is...

for the birds. (laughs)

We've got turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes.

Mmm! You know exactly what I want.

But you don't seem to know that I want it

from Boston Market. Still, looks great.

Good job, honey! Kind of reminds me of early Dylan...

like, really early,

before he learned how to play the guitar.

But I loved it.

What a great day, Stan. For you, not me.

That guy on the bus got in my face again,

- and I just finally lost it... - Yeah, it was a nice day.

Guess the family proved they really do care.

Are you... kidding me?!

They forgot Father's Day! And they covered for it

with a B-minus celebration on a Tuesday?

"Oh, hey, sorry for feeding you dogshit.

Allow us to wash it down with some RC Cola."

Roger! Why do you always have to be

the little devil on people's shoulder?

W-W-Whoa. Hang on, Klaus.

Roger may have a point. Stan?

Well, I... guess it could have been better.

Little devil? More like Little Debbie.

'Cause I give some sweeeeet advice!

Good morning!

Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya two days after Father's Day.

That's 363 days, or 8,712 hours or 522,720 minutes

until the next Father's Day...

and 22 seconds until I take the pills...

"For my present... a homemade birdhouse.

Please... not open-concept."

Happy Father's Day!

Just getting ready to "lei" this pig down

for your luau dinner.

So "hula" at your girl!

- Leave it. It's... - It's my day.

Uh, why is everyone acting like it's yesterday?

Because I erased their memories

so they could relive the previous day,

giving them another shot at a decent Father's Day.

You're "Groundhog Day'ing" the fam?!

Wait. Why didn't you erase my memory?

Come on, bud. You're not even on my radar.

So, the family has no idea

they're reliving yesterday's Father's Day?

Nope. Their minds have been whipped clean.

Wh-Whipped clean. Whipped... Whipped clea...

Why... Why can't I say this?

I got it. Their minds have been whipped cream.

I feel like we're building to the point

where you tell us how you did this.

- Are we? - We are.

The C.I.A. was having...

Wait, wait. Stan, how long is this story?

'Cause I just want to know... do I sit, do I stand?

Medium-long?

Uh, lean. Yeah, I'll lean. Continue.

The C.I.A. was...

No, gonna sit. Gonna sit.

You seemed real unsure about your answer.

Well, don't let me interrupt you.

The C.I.A. was having a yard sale.

Just gonna lie down to play it safe.

The C.I.A. had to have a yard sale

for the same reason anyone has a yard sale...

to make an ass-load of money.

"Got my dream part in the school play."

Signed, "The sweetest boy in Oz."

This is not how I want to remember my son.

You don't have to. Just use this.

It's a memory neutralizer. Flashes a light that wipes

the last 24 hours from your memory.

I use it on myself every time I watch "The Nutty Professor."

That way, I get as hard as I did the first time.

So, after an okay but not perfect Father's Day,

I decided to use it on the family.

- Wait. What happened to Roger? - He went on a vape run, bro.

The house was dangerously low on Vanilla Vacation.

But, Stan, what you're doing feels very unfair to the family.

What's unfair is they forgot Father's Day.

This whole thing is supposed to be a makeup,

and they haven't quite made up.

But I just know they're gonna nail it today.

Almost done with the birdhouse.

Hey, the skylight you wanted... it can be just painted on, right?

Good morning!

Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya two days after Father's Day.

Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya two days...

Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya...

Good morning!