Two Guys (Tu gaijeu) (투가이즈)

Substitle By: REMY, FITS THE MOVIES AS CLOSE AS I CAN IMAGINE IT WOULD BE.

Film Title: TWO GUYS

What bred's this?

This's a purebred dog, it can sell 1 million Han coin

What, that shiet's value at 1 million?

This's an alley dog, guaranteed I'll go bankrupt!

This is one of a kind bitch, able to sell 1,500,000

IT SMELL...!

You punks are something!

Beating up peoples isn't satisfying?

Now with animals? poor puppy

What is this?

Before I buy it, sell it to SAVON

Are you on crack motherfucker?

huh?

Each time I call you to collect debt, you come back empty handed

Each time you beat them up, they're half dead in the hospital

Punks like you never change

That's money from the injured party, agreement from the police that you peacefully accept

You ASS!

Bastard! I can never have peace for just one day

How can this world be peaceful with asshole like you...

Stop your whineing little biaaaatch!

Help me catch this crack-head

Then I'll give you the money immediately

This crack-head borrow my money and never pay

Catch him, you get 35% immediately

35%?

Oh, damb! can I have your baby?

YES!

Mr. REMY?

Mr. REMY are you there?

I am from Devry Collection Agency

I know you're inside, Please come out open the door

time to pay up sucker, you got nowhere to go, we'll get you

Come out, time to make payement

Open up sucker

Let avoid this problem, stop the continuously cycle of debt

Don't use the credit card it you can't afford to pay

Get a JOBB, you broke ass

Society is ruin because of sucker like you

I'll hunt you down sucker

Remy open the door

Remy?

Oh shiet, oh shiet, god damb, so sorry

I forgot to turn it off

I install this to guard against Bill Collector

I guess it turn it self on

Sorry I gotta run, can't help you

Isn't your method to aggressive?

Every day and every night, I can't used the house phone because of you

And now in front of my house, knocking on my door

I'll pay you when I'm ready, ok?

Debt, debt, that's all I hear

What about me, am I not human?

I can't get any sleep because of your constant phone call at night

I am just a poor broke down pimp, I don't have money

Do you understand? go find a girl

Go the a hospital, get some surgery

Oh, take care come again

Hey, REMY

That white Fake-CERDES, park it in the underground garage

Don't fuck it up!

Hey ASSWHIPE?

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

You must be talking to me, you wanna die sucker!

What? Do you know me?

Did you just get out the mental hospital or something?

Ahh sorry sir...

What?! Do I wanna die?

I was joking, I thought you were someone I know...

I gotta get back to work, my boss is waiting for me

Wait... wait... listen to me

Argghhhh

It was a mistake, I was wrong, I'm not right

It was a bad mistake...

But I gotta ask you, why are you hitting me like pigs getting slaughter?

Did you borrow money from Devry organization?

From Mr. Devry himself personally

I... I... I don't remember borrowing...

You sign the document and you never ever once paid a single dime

Honestly I don't remember

Do you plan living completely cheating the Devry system?

Who is this "Guy" you're talking about?

Do you feel good decieving people?

Say something...

Yeah?

You got the wrong guy...

I hate bastard who lies and cheat others

Hey Tony Bolony, close the shop, business hours is over

Where is this place?

Mr. Bolony, please save me, help me...

i'm going to teach you a lesson, pay attention

You borrow money, you gotta pay it back

Ahh, that's hot...

Crack-head like you make me sick, when are you gonna learn not to mess with peoples money

You wanna go to jail, get rape...

You feel lucky?

Suck it, suck it!

Open your mouth

What? I'm not hungry...

No, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry...

Hey run to that entrance

Are you deaf, I said go...

Hougll...

What did you give me? What was that thing?

Ahh, the line is very clear

You swallowed down a GPS tracking device

Detect every movement

What do you think? run I'll hunt you, smash your face in

Go, why don't you try me sucker!

I'll find you sucker

Do you think you can hide?

They called "ACE" at the D.P.G.

peoples know me as "FACE"

Just called the "SCARFACE"

I go insane if someone tick me off, I can chew through bones

Take a good look at my teeth

What do you think? Good?

Go drink, come on drink up

I said drink up

You can't have an empty stomach going into the surgery table

Surgery? What surgery?

Oh, I forgot to mention huh?

I've already prepare you for the hospital, The surgery appointment is set

Got some peoples that'll buy your kidney, They're gonna cut you open

What? What do you mean?

What do I mean? That'll take your kidney

What? Kidney?

What you didn't know

It was in the contract you sign

A kidney value at 3,000, high price

What! That contract was 300 pages!

And I borrow only 1,500, why 3,000?

Boy! you have no clue do you?

Let me tell you a thing about interest

Do you know interest multiply every month or so

I'm a little unclear but according to computation method

After a year, the interest would jump to about the same as the balance

Argh, this is rape, those bastard

I borrow 1,500 and now turn into 3,000?

Beaten up, completely half-dead

And now they want my kidney?

They're the one that's cheating me

Come on, let take a walk

Go to the hospital, let them take it

Please give me some more time

Why?

I'll pay them back

Listen, it's simple

We'll go, you'll lay down

You won't feel a thing

No, not that, I mean some other way then my kidney

This isn't a game kiddo

I wish I could help you but you keep lagging on the payment

And you have a record of escaping

It's almost time, go get ready...

wear some clean underwear...

How can you get 3,000 within 14 hours?

Just sell your kidney, and everything's settle

It's very simple

Come on let me walk you home

Oh sucker... do not test my patience

You think you can run away and hide?

have you forgotten what's in your stomach?

GPS

You know my temperament? Don't make me chase you

my... my boo calling

Hey Remy

Uhh

You where driving that white Fake-CERDES, where is the key?

Key? hold on...

Oh, shoot, I got it on me

Remy are you crazy? I told you to park the car, not to play with your self!

Alright, stop bitching

Great! I'll give you some time to pay it all

Hey, Tony Bolony open the door

Damb! this is a lovely car

animal interior huh?

What's that, Camel hair?

I don't understand you kids, and your new style

leave work, pick up the hezzy

Driving the customers car

Got all the girls going crazy

Everyone think you're pimping

even this luxurious car they think is yours

I just don't understand your hip-hop, and these kids

Why the hell would they rank up their credit card?

Don't they know they gotta pay it back

Do they think money come from tree...

You know?

You think I'm not going to repay my debt?

I'm trying to make money

Look like you spend it on clothes

Hey now, can I not live a good life?

I'm just treating myself good

What about peoples that can't borrow money?

Hey I don't know those peoples

I thought you're ok, I was wrong