Bride for Rent (Tìm Vo Cho Bà)

What is this?

Son of a bitch!

Hoang Anh! Please listen to me.

Last night, my friends were super drunk, so they slept over. That's it.

Hoang Anh!

Stop explaining. Let's break up.

Hoang Anh! Hoang Anh!

Let's break up then.

Changed your mind, huh?

It's you who wanted to break up first.

So?

What are you doing? Please, let's talk first.

Where is Sis Phuong's two billion dong?

Which two billion dong?

Four of a kind, kings!

I have it! I have it!

Only two billion dong. Put me down, please.

I'll pay you.

Good.

-Where is the money? -Money...

I don't have it yet.

Not yet?

What are you waiting for?

I will have it. I promise!

Please put me down. I will definitely have the money.

When do you think you will have the money?

This afternoon. This afternoon. Definitely.

If you don't have it this afternoon...

Hung! Where are you?

Hung!

Hung!

One more round, cousin?

Dad! She's coming.

Mr. Sau, what's taking you so long?

I'm coming.

Dad! Dad!

Cong! Watch out! What's the hurry?

Sorry, Uncle Sau.

Watch your step!

Told you.

Dad! Linh!

I've got bad news.

What's the matter, Ti?

Mrs. Fatty Tu is coming.

Let's hide.

Shit!

Hey, I'm still outside.

Come on in, Dad!

Open the door! Open the door!

I know your family is hiding in there.

If you don't pay your rent today,

I'm not leaving.

Let me.

Open the door.

If you don't, you're gonna pay for it.

Crawl after him.

Idiot!

I'll count to three.

If you don't come out, I'm gonna have at you.

One.

Two.

Piggy bank?

Three.

Oh, my kitchen.

Mrs. Tu! Mrs. Tu! Mrs. Tu, are you all right?

Please stand up, Mrs. Tu.

Mrs. Tu, Mrs. Tu.

This is all we have.

Please take it for now.

My father is sick.

Louder, Dad.

Ah, it hurts so bad.

My big brother just had an accident.

Mrs. Tu, please give us a few more days.

No. No more delay.

If I can't get the money today, I'm not leaving.

Mrs. Tu.

This is all you've got?

Mrs. Tu! Mrs. Tu!

What is this? What is this?

Please have a little love for my father.

Are you crazy?

Your father looks disgusting. How can I become your stepmother?

I meant my father is old, he's sick.

I've just had an accident; I can't work.

Please have mercy on us. I'm sure you will get skinnier.

Shut up!

First, I've been having mercy on your family for the last three months.

Second...

I'm fat because I want to be, OK?

Go away.

Piece of shit!

Mrs. Tu, I'm telling the truth.

There's nothing valuable in this house to pawn.

-Mrs. Tu. -Again?

I'm telling you,

money is not everything in life.

There's gold and diamonds, too.

Listen.

If you know where the gold and diamonds are, please tell me.

If I find them, I will split the pot with you.

There are plenty out there, just not in this house.

Bullshit.

I hate you.

Mrs. Tu. Mrs. Tu.

-Please have mercy on my family-- -What?

-...and my father. -Again?

-Have mercy! -My piggy bank.

I know.

This money will pay for your rent.

You promised, Mrs. Tu.

Hey, boy!

This is all? Why bother putting it in a piggy bank?

It's my breakfast money.

Geez! The piggy bank itself is worth more than the money in it.

Hey! This is in no way enough to pay for your rent, OK?

But you promised.

Fine.

One more week.

If you don't pay your rent, get out of my apartment.

-Mrs. Tu! -What else?

You want another accident, huh?

Do you know how it feels when a car runs over you?

Do you want a steamroller running over you?

Annoying!

Piggy bank, huh!

How come I don't remember anything from yesterday?

You never remember anything.

UNCLE HAI

Hello, Uncle Hai.

Hello! Happy birthday!

Thank you, Uncle.

Don't forget the project I assigned you to.

Don't worry, Uncle. We're working on it.

This is an important project

to mark my company's 50th anniversary.

Yeah.

Huh? Working on what?

Don't worry.

We will make it awesome.

Goodbye, Uncle!

Are you crazy?

I'm gonna kill you if he finds out I spent all his deposit.

Cousin!

Did you forget that you're turning 25 today?

So what?

So you are qualified to inherit your grandma's money.

Yeah!

That's a lot of money!

How could I forget that!

Yes!

A whole bunch of money!

Marriage contract?

Yes.

It's written in your grandma's will.

Long will become his grandma's qualified heir when he turns 25.

But if he's not married, he has to wait until year 30.

What?

When he's 30 years old?

No, the year 2030.

What?

Why so long?

Wait.

Are you sure this is the right will?

Of course. This condition was just added.

If you, or specifically Mr. Hung here, have any doubt,

you should take him home and ask your grandma.

Grandma, why didn't you tell me I have to get married before inheriting your money?

Didn't I?

No, not yet.

I remember telling you already.

On the night when you were drunk.

Geez, how could I remember it when I was drunk?

Hey.

I just finished a session of skin rejuvenation.

Don't get me angry.

Grandma! But I--

You're a grown-up now. Be mature.

You and Hoang Anh have been together for a while.

I think she's good for you.

Propose to her.

Grandma, but I... Grandma! Grandma!

What now?

Cousin!

Honey! I'm sorry.

-Please give me another chance. -Go away. What are you doing here?

-I don't want to see your face. -Please listen to me, honey.

Honey, please marry me.

Let go of me, let go!

Marry me?

Marry me, please.

It's fake! You dare give me a fake ring?

Get out of my house!

Honey, listen. It's just a difficult time for me now.

After we get married, I will buy you a Lamborghini, a villa in Italy.

I'll take you around the world.

Just marry me.

Get out of my house. Right now. Go!

Honey!

Sis!