Alien Outpost

- Hurry them up! - Let's go, guys!

- Where you from? - Seattle, washington.

Bloomington. Indiana, sir.

Why'd you join the usdf?

There's fuck to do in salton sea.

Did you have any idea what we were headed into?

No.

If you had, would you still have gone?

This is the story of the men fighting a ar

We're coming in! Let's go, guys!

Location Drop-site pakistan

What will you do when your tour here is complete?

I don't know. I try not to think that far ahead

Friendlies! Regroup!

We have a hell of a way to Drive! Load up!

Watch your heads!

Come on!

Have you ever seen a heavy in person?

Yeah.

Yeah. I saw one walking down my street when i was a kid

seeing that fucker every night since

rpg on the ridge! Go! Go! Go! Go! Finally

Ah! Come on! Get some!

He'll fit in nicely at 37. Get some! Ba-boosh!

Come on! What makes you say that?

They're all out of their goddamn minds

Yeah! ah!

What do you miss most from home?

Home-cooked meals.

Whose cooking?

My mom.

Vic, this is actual. What's your status?

Taking the greens to 37.

Be advised we have enemy contact to the south.

Drop the greens. Return to mako.

Get out.

What are you talking about? Where are we?

Do you have a map? Yeah.

- Get out. - Go.

Hurry up! It's getting dark!

I was away at school during the invasion.

And, um, my home got hit.

And so i didn't have anywhere to go back to

What are we supposed to do now?

Frankie, fall in.

Andros, let me see the map.

You thinking twice about signing up?

- No, sir. - Good. Take point.

There was action here.

Yeah. Recently.

How recent? Doesn't matter. Let's go. Eyes up.

You got to be fucking kidding me.

And when you saw the outpost, what were your first thoughts?

That we should turn around, try and make it back to mako on foot

Regardless of the punishment.

Fuck. You think they got hit?

I got a bad fucking feeling about this, man.

Doesn't matter. We can't stay here.

Let's go.

Frankie!

O.p. 37, this is specialist omohundro, over.

Is there anything on the walkie?

Shut up.

O.p. 37, this is specialist omohundro, over.

I don't know what's up. Then why the fuck are we going in?

It's the only place we can go

Okay, here's the gate. Andros, you blow the lock.

Im gonna go west. Andros, you take east.

Frankie, cover us with reds. Expect heavies.

Set? Set.

Fuck!

It's one of ours! Let's get in there!

Watch out for friendlies.

Muzzle discipline, clean shots only, conserve ammo.

Set?

- Set? - Set.

Go!

Fuck you, you bastards!

I got you, you pieces of shit!

Fuck you!

Take that, you pricks!

Piss off! Go back to your bloody fucking home planet you fucks!

- Friendlies at 7:00! - Covering fire!

Bloody hell! Who the fuck are you, mate?

Reinforcements.

- Reloading! - Get that saw back online!

I got movement at 10:00! Where the fuck are they?

- I can't see shit! - I'm out!

Get that saw back online!

What the fuck is going on?! I don't know, mate, okay?

These blokes arrived and began fucking shit up, started shooting everything insight

Drop your weapons! Names now, shitheads!

Sir, specialist alex omohundro, sir.

Do you have any idea what the penalty is...

Entry to this outpost?! What the fuck are you

What the fuck are you looking at?

Grab those cameras! Give me the fucking camera!

Hands up!

What are you looking at, dick breath?!

All right. I can't do this anymore.

See the look on their faces? The little one shit himself.

Oh, dude, i smelled it. Sorry, guys. sorry, guys.

Just a little joke the men like to play on the new arrivals.

Hey, hey, it's okay. Son, you're gonna live, okay?

I'm lieutenant grant North. Welcome to the 37, boys.

- Where are you from? - Sebring, florida.

Shitload of old people out there, like the rest of florida.

Smells like oranges.

I hate oranges. And what do you miss most from home?

How many women have you seen since you've been here that weren't a blanket

None. Well, there you go.

What will you do when your tour here is complete?

Going to disneyland.

Hey. The commander wants to see

Okay.

Holy shit, man. Are these the new vl-624s?

Yeah.

We're gonna put them up around the base wireless upload like our main cameras

Low-profile. U.h.d., right?

Yeah.

Uh, you mind?

Uh... sure, okay.

You might want to get moving. Spears ain't patient.

Hey.

So, what's up? I have no idea.

I was unpacking, and Mac came and got me.

Look at this place. Looks like he can fight his own personal war.

What the fuck is this? A relic from the first invasion.

First invasion?

There's only been one. There has only been one...

- So far. - Take a seat.

You mind if we ask you some questions about the f.e.w.?

Some other time. Right now, i need you to understand the situation

37's positioned in the most dangerous part of the world.

We're attacked here daily.

Local resistance and heavy presence is higher

here than any other outpost on the planet.

This isn't like any other outpost.

When you're here, you fight.

Well, with all due respect, sir... - keep your respect

Save you asses. Geneva doesn't exist out here.

When you're within these walls, you're a combatant.

I refuse to lose one man because you weren't armed. Do i make myself clear?

Sir, we're... I said, do i make myself clear?

Sir, we're journalists, not soldiers.

Everyone became a soldier 10 years ago, whether they liked it or not

Now take your weapons.

That'll be all.

Yeah, i got goat coming out of my fucking ears.

Which one of you hicks shot this one, huh?

Yeah, couldn't you shoot something that tastes good?

Hey, man, i ain't never seen you pass up a meal, fat boy.

Whites only.

Omohundro, hey, you did good yesterday.

This is for you. Look how he's eyeing him.

That ain't omo. That's "homo."

Aw, i think bones is jealous. Aren't you, bones?

Hey, man, keep your hands off my shrimp and your eyes off my barbie huh?

Bones, if you could fight half as well as you

talk, this war would have been over years ago.

Where were you during the invasion?

Man, i was held up with my boys in a-t-l.

I was hoping that they would run up on our street.

You think the heavies will attempt another invasion?

No, man, they can't get past the sariffs.

- Sariffs? - Orbital defense sentries.

My, um... my squad was stationed in North korea before the attack

rebuilding, securing the new government, that sort of thing.

And, uh, Spears was my c.o.

Anyways, i remember i was in

Um... i was in new pyong when the... the news came on.

It said that there'd been some natural disaster, some shit,

Brazil, in port velho.

And this was june 13th, 2021?

I mean, there wasn't much coming out at first

You know, other than velho was apparently destroyed

but about a day later, more reports started coming in...

more cities destroyed...

Millions... millions dead.

And then the real shit hit the fan an invasion, aliens.

It just... didn't seem real. Yeah, go.

Yeah, go. You're off.

- What the hell? - No, you're off, dude.

Check your wind. It should be on 3.

All right. All right, watch it now.

Very good.

All right, big guy, one more step.

There we go. And... there.

What the fuck happened? I can't feel my leg.

I got bit by that thing, and i can't feel my leg.

It's a numb bug. Little fuckers came down with the heavies

That's what i told him. Is there something you can give me?

I could piss on it for you.

Yeah.

- Will that help? - No.

But i can't feel my foot.

Why do you think they call it a numb bug, numb nuts?

Here. Get the fuck out of the way.

It'll go away in a couple hours. But you can go away now.

Boys, that is a house that is full.