Fugly

Hey, you monkeys, stop!

Where do you think you're running to? Soiling my newspapers every day.

I'm going to catch you, come here. Darn..

Darn..

The day I catch you kids

I'm going to relieve myself all over your homes.

All the newspapers are ruined.

That's what they enjoy doing.

The Hansraj Commission has absolved Minister Rajbeer Singh

Ahlawat and renowned

police officer DCP Rajvinder Singh Chautala of all charges!

After this report, the date of Rajbeer Singh's

oath taking ceremony will be decided.

Manumita Dahiya, New Delhi.

The Hansraj Commission set up.. - The Hansraj Commission report..

The commission that has been set up in India.. - They have been acquitted.

...has set them free of all charges.

Breaking news about the Hansraj Commission.

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

"This Fugly.."

"Enjoying with father's money."

"Urinating by the side of the road."

"May it be about the removal of section 377 or Jessica Lal's murder."

"The guy says ouch."

"In every office, there's a couch."

"Scribbling I love you on the walls of The Red Fort."

"If you write it again, I'll punch you."

"We know about everything."

"Yet we don't understand."

"We act ignorant and ask.."

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

"This Fugly.."

"Smoking cigarettes in public places."

"Cheating whenever one gets a chance."

"The ration is getting looted illegally.."

Bye, mom. - Bye, my child.

"One forgets his own wife."

"The sister-in-law takes a fancy to her brother-in-law."

"Jobless people are showing off their false pride."

"They abuse at every turn."

"We know about everything."

"Still we don't understand."

"We act ignorant and ask.."

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

"This Fugly.."

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

"What's this Fugly?"

Presidential Guards

attention!

Presidential Guards

forward march!

Presidential Guards

turn right!

Presidential Guards

attention!

Hail. - Mother India!

Hail. - Mother India!

Hail. - Mother India!

Fortis Control Center! Fortis Control Center!

This is Fortis Control Center. Come in!

This is Kunal from ambulance 105.

Yes. Over. - We have a patient Dev Majumdar. He is 26

and suffering from 3rd degree burns.

Alert medical emergency. Over and out!

Receiving Kunal. Over and out!

Come on, hurry up. His BP? - 175.

Why did you set yourself ablaze? - And pulse?

141! - Come on, move everyone.

Can you tell us how you feel after getting burnt?

How do you feel from within? - Move.

Should I set you on fire? Then you'll know. Now back off.

Fix the camera. - Clear the path.

Ma'am, please get out of the way.

Security. - Ma'am, please move aside.

Mr. Majumdar, why did you try to commit suicide?

Ma'am! Please move out of the way.

Why did you try to commit suicide?

It's not a suicide attempt.

It's my redemption.

My penance!

Kunal, take the patient inside.

What exactly happened to you that you're seeking redemption?

Penance!

Redemption!

Never in our wildest dreams

had we thought, we'd have to use these words in our lifetime.

Life was easy.

We were four friends.

Since we were kids.

When we were school kids, we'd tried to be like men.

And during college, we didn't want to shave. Who shaves every day?

All of us knew what we wanted to do.

But how..

We were still trying to figure that out.

But one point was clear.

Life was on speed and we loved it.

"Fugly!"

"Fugly!"

"Fugly!"

Hello there, DJ.

Play something rocking.

"Raftaar."

"It's your boy Badshah."

"Guys and girls.."

"Guys and girls.."

"In this party full of guys and girls"

"there's a lot of thumping."

"There's a lot of thumping."

"In this party full of guys and girls.."

"They are dancing closely"

"and hugging and kissing."

"Hugging and kissing."

"In this party full of guys and girls.."

"The guys and girls are there on the dance floor"

"getting naughty get along."

"Don't be selective."

"Take whatever you get."

"The guys and girls are there on the dance floor"

"getting naughty get along."

"Don't be selective."

"Take whatever you get."

"English songs are playing."

"Some chattering is taking place."

"Some chattering is taking place."

"In this party full of guys and girls.."

"A thick smoke has risen."

"A lot of smoking is taking place."

"Some jokes are getting cracked."

"In this party full of guys and girls.."

"The guys and girls are there on the dance floor"

"getting naughty get along."

"Don't be selective."

"Take whatever you get."

"The guys and girls are there on the dance floor"

"getting naughty get along."

"Don't be selective."

"Take whatever you get."

"Mom and dad are calling on the phone."

"Switch off the phone."

"Set it on vibration mode."

"Set it on vibration mode."

"In this party full of guys and girls.."

"In this party full of guys and girls"

"there's a lot of thumping."

"The matter of the heart is coming into question"

"as there are feelings arising in their hearts."

"May some mischief not happen."

"The guys and girls are there on the dance floor"

"getting naughty get along."

"Don't be selective."

"Take whatever you get."

"The guys and girls are there on the dance floor"

"getting naughty get along."

"Don't be selective."

"Take whatever you get."

"The ones with bad intentions"

"don't speak in your so-called English."

"Be a gentleman and entice the girl."

"Don't keep staring at girls." Why don't you dance on my head?

"In this party full of guys and girls.."

"In this party full of guys and girls"

"there's a lot of thumping."

"There's a lot of thumping."

"In this party full of guys and girls.."

"In this party full of guys and girls"

"there's a lot of thumping."

"There's a lot of thumping."

Sorry, ma'am. - "In this party full of guys and girls.."

People bump into each other in a crowd.

You scoundrel.

The party is over now.

Let's go.

Now, say something.

I'm a girl from Delhi.

I know the difference between a bump and feeling someone up.

Got it?

Mister, are you alright?

I mean, it doesn't hurt that bad, does it?

Tell me. Should I?

This is Cheeni. Bhura Cheeni.

The kingpin of every in-house party in Delhi.

Our problem was that we took him lightly.

Mr. Cheeni, run. The cops have come.

Run. Mr. Cheeni, run. The cops have come.

Cheeni, I'm going to beat the heck out of you.

Let's go, let's go.

Let go of me, Dev. - Let's go.

Come on, let's get out of here. - Gaurav, come on, move.

Devi, are you crazy? Why did you have to mess with Cheeni?

Koki was the best!

He asked, It doesn't hurt that bad, does it?