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Three targets escaping West on a light vessel.

Hey! Show me your hands!

Show me your hands!

Your hands! Show me your hands!

Come here! Over here!

Watch it.

Come on, move!

Show me your fucking hands!

Right there. Right now.

This was the scene

outside a New York court this afternoon,as Somali pirate Mateo Wal-i-Musi

was brought in for his arraignment.

Wal-i-Musi was captured last April

in an aborted takeover

of a U.S. cargo vessel off the coast of Yemen.

He is being brought to the U.S. to face federal charges.

It's still unclear whether the pirate

is old enough to be prosecuted.

Investigators think he's nineteen...

After a deadly fire fight,

U.S. Special Forces retook the ship,

but not before 11 American crewmembers

had been tortured and executed.

The surviving pirate from the attack...

Tonight we also have pictures

of Somali pirates like we've never seen before.

Defense attorneys argue he's just a naiïve boy

caught up in a criminal enterprise against his will,

while prosecutors point

to the brutal death of 11 victims

as evidence for the maximum penalty.

Tonight,

on a special edition of "In Focus" we'll try to answer the question

of just who this young man is,

how it relates to the evolution of the modern African criminal,

and what it means for America.

This is Frank Saltzman...

No, no, no.

Reporting from the Seychelles,

this is Frank Saltzman.

That's what I just did.

You didn't have enough gravitas.

Right. Gravitas.

Are you okay?

On your next vacation

to get away from it all,

take heed.

Using the tips we share with you tonight,

you can avoid the perils of paradise.

Reporting from the Seychelles, this is Frank Saltzmanz.

That's great, Frank, just one more.

B roll is going.

- Are you good, Kane? - Wait, wait.

Let's go, come on, let's go.

Do you have it? Okay.

That's right, just walk straight to the camera.

Over the towel.

Yeah, well, I'm ready.

Okay, ready? Three, two...

So, on your next vacation

to get away from it all, take heed.

Because the tips we...

Oh, shit... Frank.

I got it, I got it.

Hey, take the bottle.

Are you okay, Frank?

Frank, from all of us...

congratulations, happy 100th show.

Congratulations, Frank.

Frank...

Come on, Frank.

Frank, we didn't...

Frank...

Frank, please, it was just a joke.

Why would you do that?

- Come on, Juli. - Stop. Would you stop filming?

No, wait...

I didn't even know I was still recording.

You, Pete, turn it off.

I was gonna go to...

Before it happened, it seemed like a really good idea.

You're a fucking moron, Kane, please, don't...

Well...

No, we didn't do it because we don't like Frank.

How long were you two planning this?

I was just doing what I was told.

No, because I know you can't buy this brand on the island,

which means you brought it with you.

- Is she right, Pete? - Yeah, I know I'm right.

Because we left on the 17th,

which means that you guys had a six-day window

to realize what a stupid fucking idea this was.

- Juli, come on... - Frank is vulnerable.

You know America was... waiting for that to happen.

Come on, Jul...

I hate you, you know that?

You know what?

A toast...to what?

- This amazing sun set. - It's beautiful.

Cheers!

Class dismissed.

Marcela, you have to watch your hands there, sweetheart.

What?

You gotta watch your hands there. Did you say "watch" or "wash"?

Pete, get this, get this.

Can we forget it now?

Come on!

Come on. Let's have a good time.

You have to go dance with her.

I'll dance with you. Here.

- He's embarrassed. - Don't be shy.

Now you know how it feels.

- Yes, yes. - I'm officially saying...

after this, I'm going to sleep.

Good night, good night, everybody.

Happy Seychelles.

Can I keep this camera tonight?

Hmm?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Tired, we have a long day...

Just relax, you know, really really natural.

Oh, come on.

Did you think about asking me first?

Throw it at me at the last moment...

Well, I'm asking you right now.

Really? Is someone at the door?

Jul, you still turn me on, babe.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Why didn't you bring this up earlier?

You look so beautiful.

Oh, shut up.

When we're done I'll erase it.

Be like it never happen.

No, see, I don't trust that.

'Cause then Pete is going to get it.

When we're done, I'll erase it.

You're a great cameraman.

I just want you to know.

Give me a kiss.

You know, I didn't think it was possible

to make a boring sex tape.

And I hesitate to even call it a sex tape

because you guys fell asleep after,

like what, 30 seconds of making out?

But guess what, it's your lucky day,

'cause I'm going to erase it, save you all the embarrassment.

Right after I show it to Marcela.

What are you doing?

Never meant to embarrass you or...

In retrospect...

Relax, relax.

One hundred shows. A fucking train wreck.

Oh, no, honestly, you wouldn't say that.

My mom thinks that is a huge deal

that I work for you,

like ridiculously huge.

Curious.

Is she a fan of what I do now or before?

Well...it's...

All right, let's go.

- Say goodbye. - Bye!

The plane is huge. Are you kidding me?

- I thought it was... - This is our plane?

Hold on, wait, you guys.

We have this whole thing to ourselves.

Shut up!

Make sure we have everything?

Yeah, we got everything.

Impersonate Elvis.

Thank you very much.

- Hello! - Hi, come on.

Hello.

Oh, look at this room! Oh, my God!

I'm pretty sure in the seventies,

they shot porn in this room.

Oh, come on, this is awesome! Look at this place.

Oh, my God!

There's half a plane here.

It's really cool.

Look, there are wires.

Well, here we are. Home sweet home.

Oh, my God!

President Al Sayed flew on this plane, right?

Yes, baby, 35 years ago.

And the network gave me a shoestring budget

so we are on a 75% discount.

For 75% of a fucking plane.

Frank, I'm sorry.

It was the best I could do on such short notice.Spare metal here. There are wires hanging.

I know, I know.

Keep filming, Pete, you need to practice.

At least I can stay awake.

Huh?

"We'll erase it, baby, I promise."

What's he talking about?

You don't remember, do you?

I know it's not, it's not your fault.

I mean, it's not that bad.