Fabian und die mörderische Hochzeit

VILNIUS LITHUANIA

Are you okay?

Are you feeling okay?

Turn over.

Please close your eyes.

And inhale.

Exhale.

Inhale.

Mr. Kozlov.

Welcome to Lithuania.

Good to see you. How was your flight?

Very good, Mr. Schnabel.

The flight was good. We can stick to German.

- Great. Nice to finally meet you. Come in. - Thank you.

That's Dimitrij.

My

assistant.

But of course. I'm Udo Schnabel.

Welcome.

Would you like...

A drink? I'd love one.

Coming right up.

Wonderful.

Yes.

Good story, right?

Mr. Kozlov, my flight is leaving soon. I have to go to Geneva.

Of course.

The purchase contract, as discussed.

For the house and the land.

Here you go. Two signatures.

What was that?

The cat.

The cat?

I know a good story about a cat.

But you have to get to the airport, right?

Yes, unfortunately.

There.

Thank you.

Okay, good. We're all settled.

Ten percent down payment, right?

Yes. On behalf of Mr. Jankauskas, thank you.

He sends his regards from Rio.

Wonderful.

Don't you want to count it?

Oh, please, Mr. Kozlov.

Visitors?

What are you doing in my house?

Ah, Mr. Jankauskas!

We were just finishing up. Back from Rio already?

After him! Get him! Go!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Shit.

Fuck!

Fuck. Fuck.

Where have you been?

Excuse me?

I had to use my cell phone to take photos of the wedding ceremony.

Oh, I...

I'm sorry, I forgot something in the taxi.

Get ready, we'll take a group photo here, in front of the registry office.

Guys, group photo.

- The photographer is here now. - What? Now?

No, it's cold.

Come on. Quickly. The wedding express is about to leave.

No, that's not what we'd agreed on. Come on, photo!

Hurry up, get in. Looks like the snow's about to start.

- This wasn't the plan. - Typical.

This is just great.

Everybody in.

Fuck.

Could you give me a hand? Thank you.

- Now. Come on. - I want to touch it.

I know, but we're in a hurry. Do you know what seat you're in?

Careful getting on, okay?

- Hi, I'm Jens. And you are? - Oh, I'm...

Come on, let's get on the bus. It's cold.

Dad, you can go now.

All right!

FABIAN AND THE DEADLY WEDDING

Dear family and guests,

we have about a 90-minute drive to Aunt Nikola's villa.

Upon arrival, we are going to take that group photo, okay?

It's important.

BELGIUM PHILIPPE GERAND

After that, we'll all have a moment to freshen up. Okay?

Enjoy the journey.

- Hi. What's up? - Hi.

Can you take some pictures? Otherwise, my sister will have a nervous breakdown.

Philippe Gerand, photographer.

Milva, bride.

Let me introduce you to everyone.

Dad, Mom, this is Philippe, our photographer.

- Your mother is on the phone. - I'll be back Tuesday. Hold on.

The wedding photographer.

Smile, please!

Wonderful.

And this is my favorite brother, Lukas. Budding astrophysicist.

And his carer.

First of all, I'm not an astrophysicist. I'm a research assistant.

And secondly, Ewwa is my companion, and she has a name.

And these are our friends and business partners from Berlin.

- Business partners in what? - We run a bar together.

That explains their condition.

And...

I hope this is the groom?

Good.

It's okay. It's okay.

Daddy, what was that?

Guys, bad news. The road is blocked.

But we won't let that ruin our mood.

That's not the wedding playlist.

No, it's my list.

Aunt Nicki!

Milvi! Oh, how beautiful you look.

You too. Where did you get that?

A present from Emilio.

- The Emilio? - May he rest in peace.

- Hello. Hi. I'm Clemens. - Hello.

Mrs. Wankdorff, I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart

for letting us hold our celebration here in your beautiful villa...

That's all right, young man. Now, come inside.

Do you want me to help?

What have you got in here?

Welcome.

- Katja Nager. - Of course.

Leave all your suitcases. They'll be brought in later.

Come, come, come.

- Daddy, carry us over the threshold. - Yes, Daddy, please.

Sure.

- Yes, Daddy. - Jens, be careful with those shoes.

Oh, shit. Sorry.

Lots of art, huh?

How many serfs does it take to keep a joint like this running?

Twenty. We keep them chained up down in the basement.

Darling, thank you for stepping in so quickly.

- No problem. - That's why I love you.

Could you please tell Albertas to bring the suitcases in later?

I already did.

Darling sister.

Hello, Armin.

- A glass of champagne? - Oh, yes.

Stop, stop!

You don't get a break. Take the group photo now.

Everyone, please gather for the photos.

Yes, good.

Maybe hold the flowers a bit more... Yes, like that.

- Exactly. - Very nice.

- Over here, please. - Remember to smile.

- Can I just... - I was too quick.

That's a good one.

Let me see that pose again. Three, two, one.

- Is that everyone? - Yes.

No.

- Jeez, Lukas. - Forgot about him.

Annalena was just about to come get you.

What was Mom's campaign slogan again? "Inclusion begins in the family."

Not bad.

And three, two, one.

Perfect.

No, it's good.

I have to go get changed.

You can go set up in the ballroom. For the Venus ceremony.

Of course.

Here. You've earned it.

Thank you. That's very kind of you.

- Okay, let's go. - Yes.

Your room is upstairs.

Follow me, Mr. Jargon.

Jambon. Gerand.

These shoes are killing me.

But otherwise, it's going well, right?

If Milva can marry that Kreuzberg party animal,

then I can walk around in a T-shirt.

No, we're not going to stoop to that level.

Which level?

Thanks to Gerhard, I can now sing along to all the party hits.

And that is precisely why we will maintain our composure.

I'm not leaving myself open to my sister's criticism.

You want to look at sky?

Yes. The Perseids will be visible tonight.

You were right.

Your family didn't want you in the photo.

Thank you, Ewwa.

I'm going to sleep here.

No, Thorne is sleeping there.

No, I'm sleeping there.

We can push them together.

There's a really bad vibe here right now.

Nonsense. Your mother is just tired.

Once her feet get cold tonight, she'll come to my bed with me.

With us.

I think the aunt is awesome.

Of course, you're an ice queen, too.

Aloof is the new rich, baby.

But "aloof" doesn't pay the bills.

This is an impressive place.

Here you go.

It's very cozy.

Did you bring your tuxedo?