Wet Woman in the Wind (風に濡れた女)

You live around here?

Could you put me up tonight?

I've got nowhere to go.

Hey.

WET WOMAN IN THE WIND

Hey mister.

Mister!

I didn't mean for free! Don't look down on me.

Come on, dude.

Well?

What would you pay?

Pay? Me?

No, shithead. I don't pay, you do.

How's 5,000 yen? It's cheap for the works.

Right, dude?

Haven't done it for a while, have you? I can tell by a guy's skin.

Hey, wait...

Ow...

Hey mister!

You'll regret brushing me off!

I hate being ignored the most!

Under the spreading chestnut tree

There we sat, both you and me

Oh how happy we would be

Under the spreading chestnut tree

"Silver knew Bob was telling the truth. A dull sound...“

One day by the A-B-sea, a crab grabbed on to my pee-pee

Ow, ow, let me go!

This sausage is mine now!

Merbromin didn't do a thing Pyoktanin made it hairy

Oh, I get you.

This is cool.

I like this. Living alone in the forest.

Just go away. You can't stay here, and I won't pay you.

No.

I've given up women.

Sure you have.

Then what's this stiff thing?

Bodies don't lie, mister!

Why are you still here?!

You piss me off.

You look down on me!

That's why?

You're like a stray dog.

What? Do I disgust you that much?

A bitch like me should starve and die?

I don't get a second chance?

There are snakes and wild dogs here.

Find shelter before nightfall.

You know, I've locked onto you.

Don't think you can escape me. You can't.

Thanks.

Was it enough?

Until last night.

It lasted three weeks for lighting.

Sounds about right.

Thanks.

It's slippery.

What'll you do when it gem cold?

Won't you want a power line for heating?

No, my sleeping bag will be enough.

Anyway, Yuzawa,

could we go to Kubouchi's for coffee beans?

Yeah, sure. No problem.

Looks like Kubouchis wife isn't coming back.

His daughter changed schools too.

No kidding.

Kosuke, wasn't he your university senior?

I found out he was, but I didn't know him back then.

Is that right?

I thought you knew him well.

No, not at all.

His wife was my junior too.

She was?

You had the same major?

Yeah, English literature.

I didn't know her then though.

You didn't?

Oh, hello.

Hi.

Hey, Kosuke. It's been a while.

Hi.

No way!

Fancy meeting you here...

I'm so sorry for the other day.

Forget it.

What, you two know each other? How?

- Well... - How can I explain about us?

We crossed paths the other day.

I see.

Can we sit there?

Yeah, sure.

What'll you have?

Blended coffee?

Ah, yeah.

And Kubouchi, 200 grams of my usual beans.

She's cute, that girl.

She's not your type.

Well, yeah...

My ideal woman's one in a hundred million.

The kind you meet once in a lifetime.

Kosuke, I wrote another new piece.

Would you listen to it?

Sure.

Okay, if you don't mind.

“You are for me. I know without seeing you.

“You are beside me. Growing closer and closer.

“In order to meet me.

"To meet only one man, the man of your destiny,

“You approach me silently from behind,

"and smile at me.

"This is no accident.

“Fate has brought us together."

Hey boss.

If making delectable coffee is an art,

is having delectable sex an art too?

Is it, boss?

Don't! Don't!

Tell me, what is Kosuke to you?!

Tell me, Shiori!

No, don't!

Aren't these your wife's clothes?

Damn you!

No, don't!

Don't! They're your wife's clothes!

No, don't!

They're your wife's...

Don't!

Don't, they're your wife's...

"Honesty box”

You're a surfer?

Ah, yeah.

Nice hut.

Thanks.

It's so weird. This is rain water, right?

Can you filter piss too?

Want to try?

Sorry!

So, who are you?

Oh, right. I'm...

Never mind your name. We won't see each other again.

Oh, okay.

Still...

Right?

Anyway, I'm a surfer. Surfing's cool.

It's totally badass.

Wanna try it sometime?

Hey.

You want me now, don't you?

But you can't have me. If you do, you'll lose.

Yeah?

Don't tell me you were sleeping.

Give me a break.

Wait! Don't hang up.

Listen.

That guy from before wants to say thanks.

Go on.

I...I...

What the hell?

I told you not to.

He's got a small one.

But he's strong.

'Mat hurts, shithead!

Don't hit me! Silly...

new

If you...

...tell me you want me...

...I'll go to you...

I'll go to you now.

Well? What do you say?

Answer me...

Hello.

Nice weather today.

Don't get me wrong.

Actually, I've come to get that smartphone back.

I really need it. I mean, it belongs to a customer.

They've been asking.

You threw it away?

I really need it. I seriously need it.

Hey Kosuke, get it for me, please?

Get it yourself.

But there are snakes and wild dogs, right?

Hey.

What's your problem?

Why are you here? What for?

I'm a...love hunter.

So Kosuke, you did theater in Tokyo?

But now you live like this. How come?

Want to know?

Not really.

I'll tell you anyway.

If a person wants to think deeply, they've got to be alone.

Solitude helps, so I want to be alone, but I'm not right now!

Got it?

What's that?

What?

There it is!

The lord of the forest.

It's not a wild dog. It's from a greater realm.

Hey.