Mr. Robot

Every relationship's a power struggle.

Some of us need to be controlled.

Why did you first start listening to me?

I just followed your lead.

- I don't want to be a leader. - I want my position moved

to the risk management department.

If we pull milestone cases like Washington Township...

There's not much we can do here today.

Closing the plant is not an option.

I'm being pressured to resign. Not doing anything to help.

What did you say your name was?

- I'm Ollie. - This is a rubber ducky.

It'll pull all cached passwords.

It can get every email, text message, and document.

You guys just got hacked.

Jesus, what is that noise?

Tape's busted. Grab another one.

All of you can't accept the fact

that maybe we fucked up.

Who knows who's gonna be waiting for you at home?

Dark Army, FBI, cops.

He hacked me and stole my dog on top of it.

That proves it was him.

Where do you think you are right now?

- What do you mean? - You haven't been staying

with your mother.

People always told me growing up

that it's never about the destination.

It's about the journey.

But what if the destination

is you?

Elliot Alderson.

Are you Elliot Alderson?

Mr. Alderson, you're under arrest

for unauthorized use of a computer,

computer trespass, and grand larceny.

- Grab the computers. - Let's go.

Get the hard drives.

All the USB drives.

- Any digital media. - Yes, sir.

Check everywhere.

Get animal control here for the dog.

Let's go. Let's go.

Put your arms up. Spread 'em.

Put your left thumb on there.

- You suicidal? - No.

- You a drug addict? - No.

- You on any medication? - No.

- How you feeling right now? - Great.

I've spoken with the prosecutor,

and we can get the hacking charges reduced.

The theft charge is a little more difficult.

The plaintiff is really upset about the dog,

but I think we can negotiate.

Hey, you heard what I said, right?

When the judge asks you for a plea

you say,

"Not guilty."

Got it?

In the case of People vs. Alderson

how does the defendant plead?

Guilty.

You're shitting me.

Mr. Alderson,

you do realize Mr. Lenny Shannon's dog

was an expensive purchase at $1,200?

That makes your theft a felony.

Let the record show,

Mr. Alderson nodded his head up and down indicating "yes,"

and you're admitting you hacked into Mr. Shannon's email,

social media, and bank accounts,

which will convict you on both counts

of computer hacking?

Again, let the record show,

Mr. Alderson nodded his head up and down indicating "yes."

You're aware of the gravity of these allegations?

You will be sentenced to jail.

What the fuck are you doing?

Yes...

and I plead guilty.

Do you make this plea out of free will

- and free mind? - No! No.

He's fucking crazy.

Yes.

Mr. Alderson, I declare you guilty

of computer hacking, computer trespass,

grand larceny of fourth degree.

I hereby sentence you to 18 months in county jail.

Adios, you son of a bitch.

- This your first time here? - Yes.

Do you have any intention of harming yourself?

- No. - Sit.

Don't move.

Put your chin on the bull's-eye.

Do not move.

Right side.

All right, let's go.

Need you to swing by at 3:00 p.m.

Problems with RT again.

Yes sir, Warden.

Let's go.

Get naked.

Let's go. Get undressed.

Hurry up. All right, let's go.

Get undressed for me.

Squat down. Turn around.

Let me see the bottoms of your feet.

Your left foot. Now bend over.

Spread your ass. Bend over.

Spread 'em.

Read this right here,

confirm that these are all of your items,

and sign right here.

Speedy Gonzalez.

Fucking amazing, man.

Arrested, arraigned,

convicted within 24 hours.

Yeah, we heard about you, cuz.

In fact,

you're the only guilty man in the entire pen.

You know that?

Leon.

Okay, that's cool.

It's best you learn soon,

'cause you don't wanna be alone in a place like this.

Check it out. I'll give you the lowdown.

Routine. That's key.

It's best you find your routine,

whatever it is, and stick to it.

Mornings, we chow.

Afternoons, we hit the ball court.

Evenings, that's when I get my TV time.

Some people join church groups, or AA, or whatever,

but I like to bench personally.

Peace, brother.

Ain't no Internet for us here.

Your best bet is going through some boxes

in the library full of old,

throwback classic DVDs.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm making my way through the '90s right now.

Nearly finished with "Mad About You."

You know, my man Paul Reiser...

he just doesn't get the credit he deserve.

Man is spectacular.

Phenomenal.

Think I'ma start watching "Seinfeld" next.

I heard it's nails.

You look nervous, cuz.

Don't be.

Just do you.

I mean, I'd say we got a pretty solid

rapport going on anyway.

We stick together, things'll be just fine.

Oh, that's Hot Carla.

If you're a pyro,

she's your chick with a dick.

Know what I'm saying?

Probably not.

Oh, whatever you do

stay away from these David Duke motherfuckers right here, man.

You don't say much, do you?

- No. - Well, that's cool, man.

I'm here to provide you with anything you may need.

I can pretty much find anything, and I mean anything.

Smokes, pills, hard shit,

porn, grandma porn.

Some of these guys like that shit.

Gay porn.

I don't judge, man.

Whatever you need.

Can you get me a notebook?

See you in the morning.

That's how it happened.

That's all you missed.

That's everything.

You got everything you arrived with?

Sign here stating such.

Here's a discharge report and the early release form.

Give that to the officers at the door.

You have the hack to thank for that letter.

I never released this many non-violent offenders before.

This mess with the economy

is affecting the prison budgets too.

You got lucky. Don't squander it.

That card's worthless out there now.

You want it for sentimental value,

or should I toss it?

Toss it.

Init 5, return to normal.

Is it possible to return

after 86 days in a 6x9-foot box?

Init 5 is supposed to bring color and sound.

Instead the world's gray and quiet.

Joseph Green's office. Monica speaking.

Hi, Monica. I'm a junior partner

at Johnson, Lerner, and Carlin.

I have sensitive documents for Mr. Green regarding

- this Flint water case. - Send them over.

I'll make sure he gets them right away.