If You Really Love Me

Well hello there.

How y'all doin'?

That's good.

Well my name's lena and I'm an angel.

No, I don't have wings and all that unnecessary stuff.

Whoo! I like to travel light,

so I got my bible and my purse.

That's all I need.

Haven't come down to visit in a while,

so I need to check on my daughter.

See, I have these three daughters.

There's fran, christine, and tonia.

Tonia, she's the baby.

So I told lester...

Lester, that's my husband...

I told him I'll be back, so hold your horses,

baby, I'll be back.

I need to go and check on the girls 'cause it's,

it's been a while.

So I need to find out what's goin' on.

Come on.

So you guys, we are down.

We are losing, so we have to pay attention.

All right, baby, let's go.

Here we go. Here we go.

I'm focused. I'm focused.

I do this every time I see spiders.

You scream. You jump.

No, no, no.

I don't like spiders because they make me?

Uhhh, horny... Uh, hungry.

Scared.

Pass, pass, pass, okay?

Okay, all right, all right, come on,

I know you guys can get this one.

Okay, pay attention.

I love winter fashion because of this.

Winter? You like winter?

Well I, I like winter fashion.

Oh, oh, boots, uh, coats, uh, necklace.

It keeps a certain part of my body warm.

T-shirt, panties, bra.

Panties? What? You know what?

You can't play anymore, okay?

That body part holds up my head.

It holds up my head.

Is that time, because it's...

That's time. Boom.

Time. Time. You guys are horrible.

And you know what charles,

you know I itch every time I see spiders.

You know that. Thank you. Hello?

Okay can nicole take over and show you how to do it?

Come on, baby.

You know I itch, okay, come on, come on.

Alright, let me show you how this is done.

Shake it up, baby.

Okay, come on, let's go.

Focus. Relax.

Are y'all here? Yes, we here.

You know I'm right here.

The legal rights of someone threatening

an adverse action threatening this or property?

Liberty. What?

Yes. And what's another word for liberty?

Uh, freedom?

There we go.

Boom! It's a team effort is what it is.

The jury gives the verdict, and then the judge gives a...?

Sentence. Yep.

What comes at the end of a sentence?

A period. Boom!

Time. Time. You know what?

Y'all make me sick, okay?

They know all the cards.

They cheatin'. You know what, phillip?

You can't me on her team next time, okay?

You are not separating me from my brilliant wife.

No you're not.

Ahh okay.

Thank you baby.

Whatever. You know what?

It's not fair, okay? You guys are cheating.

I know you're cheating 'cause you always win

with your law jargon and your legal words, okay?

That's right, tell 'em. Tell 'em, baby.

We don't have to stand all that.

That's right, tell 'em!

We win 'cause we're in sync.

And you and you are jealous.

Oh hey, my baby don't have nothin' to be jealous about.

Oh yes I do. I do, charles.

Look at them. They are in sync.

What are we?

You guys are losers tonight, and we're the winners.

Loosers.

All right, we may be losers,

but at least we lose together.

Uh, right on?

Uh, you know what?

I, I'm gonna be on your team next time, okay?

Okay, I'm being on your team next time.

You're just gonna abandon me just like that?

That's your man, that's your team.

Wait. Phillip, you're my brother,

I am supposed to be on your team, right?

No, because fran is my sister,

and when phil and fran put on game nights,

I should be on their team.

You know what? I know what we need to do.

No, no, no, no, no... I know what we need to do.

Team? My team. We just need a new strategy.

Right, just me and you.

Okay, we gonna get it together, okay?

And you, sister, you are goin' down.

Well, you're goin' down tonight 'cause you lost.

Give me my present.

Whatever. Okay, there, there ya go.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Next time.

Get your vocabulary's up.

Good job baby.

Your synonyms.

I'm gonna check on some resorts.

Do you mind?

Okay. How long do you think it's gonna take?

It shouldn't take long.

Okay. All right, let's go.

Bye. Holla.

Love ya. Study up.

Hey, next time. Synonyms.

I'm out too. I'm out too.

Dictionary. Later bro.

Fannie, do you need me to help you clean up or anything?

No, I got it boo. You can go.

All right. I'm gonna go.

I'm outta here.

Don't tell momma. It's not personal.

Yeah, yeah. All right, all right.

Bye dave.

I got it, baby.

Okay. Thank you.

You mind getting me some water from the kitchen?

It's comin' right up.

Thank you.

Here ya go. Thank you.

Voila.

Oh, I love our game night. I love when they come over.

But I must say,

charles and chris are the sorriest opponents.

I mean, they're not even a challenge anymore.

It's like doin' up against

a first time public defender, huh?

No contest. No contest.

We do make a good team though, huh?

No, we make a great team.

And they always said,

you know, we should have started our own law firm.

Which could have worked,

but you like to prosecute criminals.

Yes, and for some very odd reason, my dear,

you like to defend them.

Baby, you know good and well,

hundreds of men go to prison every year...innocent men.

Okay, so they might not be guilty

of the crime they're being prosecuted for,

but rarely are these men really innocent.

Everyone is innocent until proven guilty.

Okay.

I gotta admit that cases are getting harder and harder.

They get younger and younger. They're mostly just kids now.

I know babe, but just think about it.

You're makin' such a difference.

You're amazing at what you do,

and it is just a matter of time

before my phillip is partner.

Thank you. If it's god's will.

If they have any sense.

I mean, phil, think about it.

You've been at this law firm for what,

like eight years now?

You're record is absolutely impeccable,

and if they don't make you partner,

then you do need to start your own law firm.

I'm serious.

That's a thought. We'll see.

All right, well give me a kiss.

I'm turning in early tonight, babe. I got...

That's the third saturday this month.

What if I had plans, huh?

Do you remember I told you dennis quit?

Objection. Relevance?

Um, well I have all of his cases,

hence I have a larger work load,

therefore I need more days to work.

Uhhh, proceed.

Thank you.

Now may I please address the court for just a moment?

Now, if I promise to work all day tomorrow,

but I also promise that I'll be off of work