Lazor Wulf

Yo, dum-dums, listen up.

There's a new plant based operation located

at the edge of Forest Whitaker forest.

It's called the Blazor Wulf plantoronium.

The plantoronium.

Go in there and buy a plant,

and try not to look like an asshole.

I don't care what anyone says.

That right there was art.

You call it art. I call it exposition.

- Hey, Blazor, is now a good time to... - You better not

ask me about making you bathroom manager.

Ohh.

Lazor, I'm going to need you to give a today.

- Being a greeter is important. - I can't promise you that.

I'm trying to finish "the Faculty" today.

Just get back to your stations.

- What up, boss? - Hey, Kinny.

Hit up the zoning commission.

We about to chop more of these trees down!

I'm opening up a second plantoronium.

A sign of any successful business

is being able to open that same exact business

right next to or across the street from said business.

Um, boss, I'm not going to lie...

We about to chop more of these trees down!

Hi. Would it be possible to speak

with the master of this establishment?

Welcome to Blazor Wulf's planet blah, blah.

Don't break shit, don't steal and go away.

Hi, everyone.

I am still looking for the master of this establishment.

Hi. I'm Stupid Horse.

I am the potential bathroom manage...

Huh? Aaah! Aaah!

Hey, you should learn to not appear

when no one calls for you.

I don't know if I'll never again feel a pain such as this.

That's called transcendence.

Security, there's a horse on the cactus.

Sorry to be repetitive,

but I am still looking to speak with the master.

She's in her office.

Can I help you?

Hello. Are you the master? Question mark.

I really hate when people do like that.

My name is on the front of the damn store.

My bad.

Your plant store in the middle of my forest,

Forest Whitaker forest,

has to go, and so do you.

Your forest? So who the is you?

I am just an everyday spirit.

Since your mortal eyes cannot see my true form,

I have procured this vessel to deliver my message.

I also can does this, too.

Holy !

You can make stuff float with your mind?!

Why you not on tv?!

I mean, I mean... put my damn plants down.

No!

Bad idea.

You mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.

Bitch, don't make me tell you again.

Ow-ee!

Asshole.

- You'll pay for this. - Oh .

Wait a minute. Why did I leave?

This is my home, damn it.

Homegirl moves into my hood, chops down my trees,

just to make a store that sells smaller trees?

The .

She doesn't know this place like I does.

She doesn't even know the names of these trees,

like that tree over there.

Hey, Gerald.

She's nothing but a gentrifier.

She's gotta go.

In the middle of my forest.

That spirit can suck my whole .

Hey, you mind if I use your phone?

I think I'm really far from home,

and I need to call my mom to come scoop me up.

I have returned to find the perfect vessel

to exact my vengeance.

Welcome to the store, and don't steal nothin'.

And I don't care.

I'm good.

Nope.

Forehead too big.

Too short. What's in here?

Ooh, this one has a cannon. Victorious!

Whee!

- Whee! - What the heck?!

Oh, could I have some wine, too?

- Deryll... it's Deryll, right? - Yeah.

- Don't talk to me. - Okay.

- Don't play with me today. - All right, all right.

Spinnas trying to test me today.

Stupid Horse, you're making me uncomfortable.

I'd appreciate it if you'd leave.

Um, so, uh...

If Blazor comes looking, I'm not here.

This vessel is stupid!

I can barely control my powers in this.

Stupid Horse, language!

Look, I ain't lookin' for no drama.

I'm just tryin' to not do in peace.

What's goin' on over there?