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There's some stolen Russian subs, military US subs.

Now you know, I'm working

with-- against the cartel.

And you know how it is, right?

I have a price tag on my head.

Too much shit in here-- intel, knowledge.

So I'm a walking death sentence.

Cartel's motto is dead men don't talk.

So you know, here I am talking on national television.

And--

I can only blab about so much, but I'm

hoping that this interview will help flush out where

this fucking sub might be, OK?

Scene four, three--

Good evening, I'm Mark Harris.

And tonight we have with us none other than the head

of the United States Drug Enforcement Administration Mr.

Craig Ford.

Tonight we're going to be talking

about international drug smuggling

and how it's a problem for the citizens of the United States,

even before the drugs hit our shores.

Tonight it's about organized crime

and what we are doing to combat these evil cartels.

Mr. Ford, it's so great to have you with us.

Um, just-- just Ford.

Ford.

Ford.

No mister, just Ford.

Ford, if you could, please paint a picture for us,

this personification of evil that is the international drug

cartel.

Well, that's just it, Mark.

The cartel employs what I'm calling now

an active evil, which are the worst kind of scumbags,

worst kind of people, sexual slavery, torture, rape,

forced prostitution, forced castration.

You get the picture, right?

Now the cartel heads, they know what's going on.

But they turn their backs and they behave

as if it's business as usual.

Now, seeing as I know as much as they know,

if I weren't doing everything, I mean, everything

in my power to stop it--

I mean, you get the picture, right?

I mean, what difference am I from these motherfuckers?

Ford, it's going to be much better for our television

audience if you don't use words like "motherfucker" when

I'm asking the questions.

I'm sorry.

OK.

Being as close as you are to the cartel

in this demanding and dangerous job,

does it make you fear for your life?

I'm sorry, are you asking me if I'm afraid of dying?

Well, yes, if that's the way you want to put it.

I welcome death.

You understand?

I welcome it.

There's only one thing, I mean one thing that I'm afraid of,

you understand?

I'm afraid of living, man.

And that makes me the perfect man for the job.

Come on, Courtney, just--

one more drink and then and then we'll go back to the room,

I promise.

One more Stoli.

You know that your daddy would not approve of this.

Cheers to senator Jack Stanfield.

Decent Senator but the best--

Fucking dad ever.

You see that guy over there that keeps looking at us?

Yeah.

But there's no way I'm letting either of us

out of each other's sight.

So you might as well just drop it.

Yeah, I know but there's no harm in a little flirting.

Hey, keep to yourself.

Save it for the boys back home.

OK, OK.

So your dad's a big US Senator, huh?

Senator?

That's crazy.

We know nothing of such senators.

No, our families are poor potato farmers from Idaho.

Tell you what, last drink's on me.

To the poor American potato farmers.

Do you know who the fuck I work for?

Now do as you're told.

Take that bitch to the beach and put a fucking bullet

in her fucking head.

You girls are in trouble.

In trouble from who?

Me.

Mr. Stryker, how are you doing today?

I'm doing very well.

Thank you, Ms. Tan.

And you're finding everything OK in the office?

I am, yes.

Everyone is super friendly, showing me around.

And what better place than Medellin, right?

It's a gorgeous city, just like our office.

That it is.

Yeah.

Yeah, we're super excited to have you here.

I'm excited to be here.

Thanks for the opportunity.

The family settling in OK?

Yeah, you know, it started out a bit hectic,

but I think they're doing all right.

Alison made some friends.

Wonderful.

She's got a sleep over tonight.

Good to hear.

Yeah, it'll provide a lot of much needed alone time

with me and the missus.

Oh, alone time with the missus.

Well, I'll let you get along

with the rest of your day, OK?

You have a good weekend.

Thank you, you too.

Thanks.

Hey, mom, have you seen my hairbrush?

No, sweetie, I haven't.

Hey, mom, have you seen my cellphone charger?

No, honey, I haven't.

Ew, dad.

That's just gross.

Sorry, sweet pea.

Sorry, baby.

Well, I'm going over to Janie's.

Call me when you get there.

Have fun, sweet pea.

Love you.

Love you.

I didn't know.

I didn't know.

Hey.

What's going on?

You know damn well, Bruce.

She's fine.

It's OK.

It takes Allison one minute to get to Janie's, unless it's

raining.

And it's been 90 seconds.

How about you just give her a call?

Just give her a call.

She probably just forgot.

Yeah, maybe.

She left her phone.

Sweet pea?

Allison?

Stay right here.

Dad's not going back to work, is he?

I'm not sure.

What happened?

What is it?

We just got Intel that two girls were taken while

on spring break at a bar, Senator Jack Stanfield's

daughter and her friend.

They believe it was tied to the drug cartel for some kind

of ransom money or worse.

You'll always be safe with me, OK?

You wanna come help daddy pack?

Yeah.

to help.

Come on.

Let's go.

How excited are you to see Uncle Ford?

Really excited.

He did great on that television show.

He did, didn't he?

What the heck was that?

I think it was a great white shark.

And that's supposed to scare me?

Of course.

It doesn't?

Dad, there are no sharks out here.

I mean, we're 38,000 feet up in the air.

This is no ordinary shark.

What do you mean?

This is a flying shark.

Blah, blah, blah.

Can't get anything by you.

You want to hear a real shark story?

All right.

When daddy was young, he was navigating

in a small little submarine, routine.

But we used to hear thumps like that all the time.

And this one time, daddy's friend Captain Ken Kennedy

and I decided to go up top to check it out.

Guess what we saw when we got up there?

What did you see?

We saw the biggest fin.

It was huge.

It was like-- it was like a scene from Jaws.

It was cool until we realized that thing was headed right