Chashme Baddoor

"The smoke rises from your desires."

"Where does the smoke rises from?"

"I will tell her today."

"Wherever it rises from."

"Where does the smoke rises from?"

"It rises from the heart."

Now its your turn, tell us which song should be played.

Let me have peace for 10 minutes.

Aurangzeb.

So then its my turn.

Don't, Aristotle is angry already.

He will eat you up.

- What a tragedy? - Why?

Holidays are going on.

And three youngsters are spending their time in a room.

- Same rotten room! - Same rotten life.

- And same old cigarette. - Don't abuse this cigarette.

This is the only inspiration to live.

There is no wish but only smoke.

We ourselves don't give attention to girls.

Otherwise there is no shortage of girls in Delhi.

There are thousands of them.

The only regret is that in these thousand girls...

...you have not spoken to a single girl.

Keep quiet and let me study for some time, at least.

We won't give. What's this you are always studying.

Give it to me.

Have some limit.

Omi, please empty the ashtray it cannot carry more burden.

What do you think? Is Omi your father's servant?

Somu, Siddharth, come fast, run. Girl!

- Somu, Siddharth. - Yeah!

What happened? Where has disaster struck?

- Where is fire burning? - The fire is burning here...

...and disaster is there, look.

Well dressed girl comes out of a house...

...there is chaos everywhere...

...whom do you call a disaster?

Look at the disaster walking.

Wow.

You missed an amazing girl, my friend.

What a girl, one among thousands.

Let me study.

Does any one study in the holidays?

I study, and that is why I did not go home, got me?

So what? Even we did not go home.

So that you people can flirt.

Look I do not interfere in your personal affairs...

...so please excuse me. Please.

What a bore, pal.

Bore?

He is a born oldster.

Why do you abuse old people?

Any intelligent old man would run to balcony.

My dear friend, you have not tasted it.

What gait she had!

What hair she had!

What eyes she had!

What--

How could you see her eyes from top?

I did not see them...

...but they must have been beautiful.

Fools, who is the girl? Where did she come from?

"Up till now she must have been residing among stars."

Are you mad? You even do not know where she stays!

So what? We will find it out in no time.

Here I go. Bond! James Bond in action.

Where are you going, sweetheart?

Is any other creditor after you?

Oh! Lallan Miya it's you?

- Yes. - So you have crossed my ways.

Now my work will remain unfinished.

What do you mean by you will not finish your work?

What about my work you have kept pending from many days?

Come to my shop.

Why are you taking me to your shop now?

Thank your stars that I am not taking you to police station.

Come on. Come on.

I am coming Lallan Miya, coming with you. Don't drag me.

- It's a question of my prestige. - Question of your prestige?

You squander people's money...

...and you talk about prestige?

Come on.

You just come and see howl break your bones. Come and see.

Come Lallan Miya, take care of your shop...

...I have to go back to my taxi.

- Okay, my son, thanks. Goodbye! - Goodbye.

Listen to me. Stay here.

Put lime on my 'paan'.

Lallan Miya, I do not have any hassles in doing this job.

If you want I will apply it on you.

But at this time I am in a hurry.

Hurry? It's me who is in a hurry.

I am waiting for you from 4 months.

Take out the money.

You account shows a debit of 67 rupees and 50 paise.

Lallan Miya, let go off those fifty paise at least.

Why?

Have you come in for a wedding party? Shell out the money.

It will come, money is not going anywhere.

Who is talking of it going away?

The trouble is that it is not coming in.

It will come, O Lallan Miya, it will come most certainly.

I take an oath on you.

Fine, I take an oath on this Lota of yours.

Please let me go this time, I am in hurry.

I am following a girl.

Why didn't you tell me this before?

Which girl and where did you see her?

Just now. She passed by 10 minutes ago.

She wore a pink kameez and a beautiful drape.

Yeah, you are right and I swear by my foregone youth...

...I too sighed once, looking at her.

Wow!

Dear, that girl glowed like a glow-worm here...

...and vanished in thin air at that corner.

Go after her. Run.. fast.

Hey wait, take my bicycle.

Lallan Miya, you are an angel, really.

I pray that your creditors pay your money in time.

And yes, add this to our account. Now its 70 rupees.

This James Bond even finished the last cigarette?

Why worry? I have a good stock on me. Great!

Siddharth, another case of kidnapping.

Dr. D.P Dhaneja 's daughter Sujata was kidnapped.

Two unidentified men at Ring Road took her away in a taxi.

Sujata's kidnappers have demanded a ransom of lakh.

The police is on the hunt and the one...

...who gives and information will get a reward of 1000 rupees.

Damn it!

100 thousand to the rogues and one thousand to gentlemen like us..

Is this some deal?

I have got it. I have got the address. Congratulations!

She is in our neighborhood. The next bungalow is hers.

She has father and grandma and an elder brother.

But don't worry. He's in Mumbai..

True friend should be like you.

- Thank you very much. - Means?

Means, now everything will be easy for me.

- Further I will handle on my own. - What will you do?

First introduction then friendship and later romance and then etc.

Very good! I found out her whereabouts.

And it is you who will romance with her.

It is I who saw her from the balcony. I told you about her.

The reference with her was mine.

The confidant has turned my rival!

Do not worry I will introduce her to you all later.

You and will introduce!

You by then would have spoilt our names to such an extent...

...that by then she would not like to see our faces even.

As it is she may not like to see your face.

Okay, do one thing.

Both give it a try and let us see who wins her heart.

Let the cards decide about you two.

Not two, but three of us.

Please, do not drag me in your childish affairs, understand?

Sir, following girls is not a childish affair...

...but an affair of the young and manly.

What did you understand?

- It's nice that one rival is reduced. - Good point.

Spread the cards. One who gets the queen gets the game.

- Means he will be the first? - Correct.

Queen! Queen!

Look, truth always wins.

Now tomorrow I will directly go to her house.

There you will meet her grandma, father and brother.

That is the idea. I will first impress all of them.

They will think what a decent handsome and intelligent I am!

Such boys should never be let away.

Later everything is simple.

I will win the girls heart with my poetries.

Who knows she might even not like me smoking.

So what I will stop smoking. That's my word.

Let me tell you, I will never leave smoking.

No girl can dictate me.

I will tell her in clear terms how I am.

I am a smoker and I sometimes have beer as well.

Up till now this much.

If you are ready then say so or else this wedding can't happen.

Look at him, without knowing her, his marriage has broken.

Any way, let me prepare for tomorrow.

There she is waiting for me, here my heart is restless.

I, Omi, have come to your doors. Please, take me through.

Oh! it's you? Come in I was waiting for you.

You were waiting for me!

Yes, you are so late.

Please come in, come right in.

Come, come.

Come, please.

This basin is choked and tap is also not stopping!

Such a strange problem.

The water doesn't flow down the...

...the drain and the whole bathroom is filled with water.

We had called the plumber in the morning and told him..

...to send his man fast. And you have come so late.

Where are your tools? Have you kept them outside?

Don't stand and wait here. Go and get them fast.

Neha, who is it, my child? No one grandma, it's plumber.

He has come to repair the tap.

Tasty groundnuts! Tasty groundnuts!