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The lodgers

What would happen if love and hate met.

I learned today that it ends up in a tragedy.

The problem started with this guy.

He didn't want another guy to take away his girl.

He shouldn't come to our hotel.

He should go to the police station,

or talk to her to solve it,

but not with gasoline.

This is how the tragedy started today.

Yoo-jung!

I love you.

I told you not to use your credit card.

Using cash leaves no traces.

I love you.

Yes, front desk.

This is room 810.

You sell beer, right?

Give me a few bottles.

No, I don't need food.

Wait a minute.

Bring me some matches, too.

A full pack.

Thanks.

Hold the door.

We shouldn't let this slide,

and go to those bastards now and stomp on them.

Sir, I'll go do it.

Send me, please.

Go where, you idiot?

Smoking isn't allowed in the elevator.

Here's a light.

Boss!

That's 20,000 won.

Matches?

Right.

I'm sorry, the customer in room 801 borrowed it.

Do I look like funny to you?

No, sir.

Go bring me matches now.

A full pack.

Son of a bitch.

Am I some damn goffer for matches?

This isn't some match factory, damn it.

Son of a bitch.

Damn it.

What's wrong? Is it a raid?

Didn't a man and woman go into room 813?

Usually men and women come here together.

I'm right.

Anyhow, let's go up and check.

Boss!

Boss, how did this happen to you?

A screwdriver.

A screwdriver...

A phillips screwdriver.

A phillips...

He stuck a tool right it into my flesh.

Right into the eye!

Boss, I'll avenge you the same way.

No, I'll do it ten times as worst.

Yes, boss.

A hammer, nipper, and pliers.

I'll bring all of them and avenge you.

- Guys, go get the tools. - Yes, sir!

This time it's real weapons!

That's enough!

It's not the right time yet.

That bastard knows that I'm still alive.

He might come to me soon to take my last breath.

- Not if I get him first. - It's impossible!

He's different from you guys.

Boss, why did you say that?

People are terrified of me, too.

Why are you so afraid of him?

Who the hell is this bastard?

Out of the people who've seen him,

not a single one of them is alive now.

He always carries around various screwdrivers.

The ones who've seen them aren't alive to tell.

No one knows his face.

He always turns his face

to avoid others, and to hide himself.

Are they fighting?

That's definitely my wife.

But how come all I hear is banging?

Are they beating the walls?

That sound lasts for about thirty minutes.

And then-

We have to catch them at the right time,

so wait a bit more even though it's painful.

Is the camera ready?

Yes, it's in the car.

The viewfinder is a bit cracked,

but superglue will do the trick.

I'll bring the camera,

so guard this door tight.

I'll be right back.

Korean-made glue is too weak.

I wonder why it cracked?

Man, this glue stinks.

From now on, you guard the front door.

Yes, sir.

- And you guard the room. - Yes, sir.

But sir, can't I guard the front door instead?

What's wrong with this thing?

I'll consider that, so you guard the door.

And since you're younger, you take...

What's wrong with this thing?

Damn it!

You take the room, you the door...

Damn it, it's not working!

Boss, are you okay?

The toilet is clogged. Fix it.

Yes, boss!

This isn't my day.

Hey! Come here.

Yes?

The toilet is clogged.

Why did it happen?

What do you mean?

What bastard did this?

Ask the one who took the dump.

Fix it now.

Otherwise, you'll clear it with your mouth.

Sons of bitches.

Rotten bastards.

Am I the one who took the shit?

Why is everyone picking on me?

Sons of bitches!

- Yes, front... - Hey, asshole!

What the hell are you doing?

Are you making matches?

Think it's the stone age?

Wanna die?

No, sir. I really went to your door,

but there was an emergency in room 801.

Damn, 801.

You really love me?

I told you I love you.

I want to kiss you.

Please, let's stop now.

I think my tongue grew five centimeters.

It's not something I can handle.

I'll have to call the plumber.

Also, in this bathroom,

please throw any toilet paper or trash separately.

If it's serious,

not once, but seeing your business in terms, is more preferable.

And before you see your business,

please open the window first.

Hey.

If you had came a little later, I was going to burn this hotel.

What's that smell?

Well, it's from room 801.

Damn, 801.

Matches?

Thanks.

Boss, be a little more patient.

The plumber will be here soon.

Here, boss.

What's that?

A knife from Taiwan.

It's just been sharpened,

and can be used with either hand.

I already have a knife.

This knife works really well.

The guys' knives can't even compare.

Boss, use it for protection.

You'll feel warm.

I love you, Yoo-jung.

What is it?

Is this?

Room 801?

This is room 810.

801 is across the hall.

I'm sorry.

Hey, Screwdriver boy.

Watch where you're going.

Anyway,

who do you think you are to call me boy?

Get out of here.

So you're?

I came to finish the job.

I've been waiting.

It was hard finding you.

Think it wasn't hard waiting for you?

People in this hotel must have no manners.

I never grew up with any manners.

Go do the job.

Must be in a rush.

It's something I hate to do, but I have no choice.

Gotta make a living.

Every job is tough.

Thanks for understanding.

You're a funny guy.

Anyway, bring the tool?

Here's one I've always enjoyed using.

Wow, what a piece.

That's what they all say.