Terrifier

Welcome back to the program.

If you're just tuning in, I'm sitting here live

with the sole survivor of the Miles County Massacre,

Which occurred exactly one year ago today.

I've worked on this show for many years

and I've never sat across from someone.

Who has a story to tell quite like yours.

Thank you again for taking the time.

To sit down and speak with me.

It's my pleasure.

Now when we left off we were talking.

About the moment you woke up from the coma.

Do you remember your initial reaction.

When you first saw your face?

Yes.

Would you like to share that with us?

I wished I was dead.

Do you still feel that way?

People are frightened by the way that I look,

especially children.

And it's really difficult for me to deal with that,

So isolation is ideal.

Now what about your attacker,

A man identified only as Art the Clown?

There's a lot of controversy surrounding his supposed death.

The authorities issued a statement claiming

that his body disappeared from the county coroner's office.

The morning after the attack.

He's dead.

I saw it happen.

Did you watch it?

Oh my God, I thought she was going to attack me.

My heart was pounding the entire time.

Yeah well, if you think she looks that bad on television,

Imagine what she looks like sitting two feet away from you.

I thought I was going to gag at one point.

Babe, do me a favor.

If I ever look like that, promise me.

You'll put me out of my misery.

You think I'm kidding?

I'll do it myself.

Yeah, Tom said we won't know until the morning.

But he thinks the ratings are going to go up big time.

Exactly.

We've finally figured out the formula for success,

Faceless victims and a host in jeopardy.

Yeah, watch next month, it's going.

To be called Monica's House of Horrors.

Shit.

Hey, can I call you back?

I have like 50 people calling me.

Okay-

Alright, love you too.

Bye.

Hello?

Tom?

(screaming)

I think I just twisted my ankle.

Dawn, really?

Thanks a lot, by the way.

For what?

Promising you weren't gonna get shit faced tonight.

Guys kept buying me drinks.

I can't help it if people find me interesting.

Yeah.

Definitely your mind that they were after.

Who are you texting?

None of your business.

You gave that asshole your number, didn't you?

Oh my god, you're so jealous.

Of what?

That kid was talking to like five other girls.

Oh, stop being such a bitch.

Just get in the car.

Oh, you are not driving.

I'm fine.

Give me the keys.

Give me the keys.

Dawn, I don't feel like dying tonight.

Really?

Are we really gonna do this right now?

Give me the keys.

I'm gonna paw at you like a cat.

Give me what I want.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

You drive.

Thank you.

I'm fucking lit.

But if I get something to eat, I can drive us, okay?

There's a place that's open late, we can sober up.

Did you say food?

I said food.

You know the place, it's right there, come on.

Okay, okay, Okay-

Just like give me one minute.

Fuck me.

Like one minute, for real.

D.

What?

Look.

Holy shit.

Yeah, that's not funny.

I'm about to scream.

Hey, handsome.

Dawn, cut it out.

My friend wants your number.

I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Come buy us dinner.

Stop-

Just shut the fuck up.

Or what?

Maybe he'll drive us home.

I'm sorry, she's drunk.

Let's go.

Come on.

Let's just go.

Oh yeah?

You get dressed up?

Oh, you're a sick fuck.

Where am I gonna go?

Back to my wife?

Same shit.

Maybe another two hours?

Alright.

Alright, bye-

Great.

Ugh.

That was the longest piss I have ever taken.

Thank you for sharing that.

This guy wants me to meet him at his apartment right now.

What a shocker.

I told him I would.

What?

I'm kidding.

I have a little more self respect than that.

If you only had a brain.

I've been wanting to use that one all night.

Congratulations.

Look it's your boyfriend.

I told you this a week ago, we'll go to your mother's.

I don't know, six weeks from now.

I'll be right with you buddy.

You gotta see the shape of this fuckin'

guy that just walked in.

' Are you okay?

I think we should get our food to go.

Why?

Him?

Seriously, I wanna leave.

Jesus Christ.

D, stop-

Uh, excuse me?

Excuse me?

Can I get a picture with you?

Dawn, come on.

Shut up.

Hello?

Hello?

Okay-

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Sorry.

Thanks.

What the hell is wrong with you?

What?

Did you think he was gonna hack me up

into little pieces or something?

What can I get for you buddy?

Hey?

Hello?

If you don't order anything, you're gonna have to leave.

You already have eight likes.

Can you hear me in there?

Oh god, it's gonna be a long night.

Aww.