We Spin Around the Night Consumed by the Fire

David?

David, what is this?!

It looks like a bike.

Is it yours?

Yes. Yes, it is.

David, what is this doing here?

You might wanna read the note.

No, is it from Mutt?

David!

No! No!

I feel like he really gets you.

Like, I feel like he sees like, deep into your soul.

I'm not quite sure what he's seeing exactly,

but there's definitely - he's looking inward.

- What am I gonna do?! - About what?

This is serious, David!

This is so off base!

Arghh!

My God, imagine what kind of ring he'd buy!

Like an opal, or something.

Ooh, like a pear-shaped opal. (Groans)

- (Knocking) - Mutt: Hello, is anybody home?

No, Mutt!

Hey, you have to support me in this.

- Mhmm. - You have to, do you promise me?

Oh yeah, of course.

- So... - Hey you!

This is so special for me.

Well, I thought you needed a new mode of transportation.

I do!

I do need a mode of transportation!

And like, a car would be nice, but, do I need a car?

Not anymore, it appears.

Well, you said you missed spin class, so...

I did!

I did say that I missed spin class.

And so you bought me a bike!

Because I said that I missed spin class.

Because you're so thoughtful and perceptive.

- So you like it? - Mm, I'd say she loves it.

- Mm-hmm. - Well, you're gonna need this.

David and Alexis: A helmet!

It came with the bike.

I think you should put it on.

Like, I think you should actually like,

- like, put the helmet on. - Yeah.

And I will one day,

when we take this little pony for a joyride!

Actually, I brought my bike, so we can test it out.

I thought maybe we could take a little ride to the cafe.

Ah! So fun.

I hate you, David!

See 'ya!

What about lamps?

The lamps at the motel have those uh...

Little bulbs,

these are old-fashioned big bulb lamps.

I don't see any bulbs here.

No there aren't, but the point is,

we can get big bulbs if we have big bulb lamps.

Oh John, I don't know.

Lamps, clothing, jewelry...

Look at this poor woman's life

strewn across cheap folding tables.

John, do you think they did this with our things?

No, not ours, no.

They put our stuff right on the lawn.

Strangers picking through precious pieces we owned!

I know, and judging us,

like we're judging this poor woman.

Well, except they'd have been saying,

"what great taste they had!"

I wonder who got my golf clubs.

Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind?

They were custom made.

So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath.

And now some lonely hoarder

is letting his cats poop in it.

Well, they were just things, Moira, just things.

Yeah, designer, one-of-a-kind things.

Yeah, sleek, oak-trimmed, leather interior,

- German-engineered things. - Oh!

Shopping used to cheer me up.

Big bulbs is not doing it for me.

Oh God.

- Roland! - Sure, I'll come in, but just for a second.

Both: Ahem!

- Huh! - (Laughs)

Can I help you with something?

Well um, here's the deal:

Uh, I was thinking this morning,

and I don't wanna tell you where I was thinking,

but it was a small room in my house,

- and I was sitting down... - Okay.

And I was thinking to myself,

who can I trust to help me pick out a woman's blouse?

And you know whose name came to mind?

I don't-i don't know, Rachel Zoe?

Yours!

I don't know how to take that.

- It's for Jocelyn. - Mm!

And you know, I would do it myself,

it's just that you know, shopping,

I mean, you go in, you get...

- You know, look at the stuff on the racks, - Uh huh...

and you pick out, you know, the color that you like,

and then you try it on and make sure it fits you,

- Right. - and then you buy it and you...

You're just describing what shopping is.

Yes, and normally I'm fine with that,

it's just I'm looking for something a little fancy here.

A little um, stylish. A little elegant.

- Ah... - You know?

And who knows elegance better than you, pal?

I mean, you're the only elegant guy I know!

So you're looking for me to style Jocelyn?

Well, actually, this is supposed to be a surprise.

So I was kinda thinking that maybe um,

you and me could just go out and do a little uh,

shopping together on the down low.

Y-yeah... yeah, that um...

No, we could to that, we could do that at some point.

Oh, great! Yeah. Yeah.

Good, that's terrific.

So then, whenever's good for you.

Okay, great.

So you wanna-so you wanna go now?

It's a little time sensitive, that's the only thing.

Yeah, okay, well, I take it you have measurements,

and a mood board, then?

The whole purpose of having a bike

might be to actually ride the bike.

Yeah, I'm just not wearing the right outfit.

It's a five minute ride.

Yeah, so by the time we get on,

and then we get off, it's almost not worth it.

Do you not like the bike?

No, I love it! It's just that, um,

there are so many drunk drivers around here.

It's 10:00am.

Mutt, you tell that to an alcoholic!

Is it the color? Because I mean,

- it's totally fixable! - Okay, fine.

I don't know how to ride a bike.

- What? - I said, I don't know how to ride a bike!

Ugh!

Moira, look at these cufflinks.

Oh John,

we're better off stealing cutlery from the cafe!

No, these look like sterling.

I'm gonna bid on these.

Hey there, Roses!

- Oh, hi. - Oh hey, Jocelyn.

Look at you two bargain hunters.

You finding anything yet?

Mm, nothing you couldn't see fall out of a common

Christmas cracker!

I think half the fun is panning for nuggets

- at these things. - Ooh, look at that mattress!

Well, there you go, what a find.

Poor dear, enchanted by a death bed.

This is a brand new mattress, it's still in the plastic!

- What?! - Yeah!

And it's memory foam! This must've cost a fortune!

Well, you're just gonna have to bid on it.

John, why didn't you see that mattress first?!

That's something we could actually use!

- I'll use the cufflinks! - What size is it?

Oh I don't know, it's at least a queen.

Well, that's too big to get home.

- No, we got the truck. - But awkward, Jocelyn,

and awkward with those tiny doorways of yours.

Johnny, help me cover it up.

I don't want other people to see it.

Now, we need a top, and we need a bottom.

Like a skirt, something like that,

which I know you're familiar with 'cause you're wearing one.

Okay, these are pants that just so happen to have

a pant fabric over the front and back... Okay.

Yeah, it's a skirt. Um, what about this?

It seems durable, yes?

Yeah um, in fashion, durable and elegant

rarely go hand in hand.

So I'd put that... put that back.

Okay, so not that.

What about this?

Jocelyn seems to like loud floral prints.

Yeah, the thing is, um, this is kind of a special...

- Kind of blouse. - Uh-huh.

Have you ever seen "The Devil Wears Prada?"

- Obviously! - Okay, well,

Meryl Streep plays this kind of powerful, sexy fashion woman...

- Yep, I've seen it! - Okay, anyway,

Jocelyn and I like to have a little fun with that idea,

if you know what I mean.

She plays Meryl, and I play the nervous

but ambitious intern who's new to the city.

Oh, so you're the...

So you-you're the Anne Hathaway in that situation?

I don't know who that is.