Witch Watch

Witch Watch (ウィッチウォッチ)

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Witch Watch S01E22 CR WEB-DL English EN
[Crunchyroll] Witch Watch - 22
A Commentary by Abu3safeer
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Published on: 2025-08-31
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The first 200 lines.

Yum.

Were donuts this good? I haven't had any since I was a kid.

When something bad happens or when you're tired,

donuts are always here to cheer you up.

Geez, I just want to eat them forever.

Yeah, I totally understand.

Oh, I know!

If we shrink ourselves with magic, we can eat a whole lot!

So we'll become as small as ants, sit on top of a donut, and eat forever?

That's right!

It's that candy land fantasy that all girls dream of at least once!

Nah, I'm full. I'll pass.

But you were so willing to do it!

Moi, please!

All right, fine. Let's shrink down and eat donuts together.

Bodyguards have to tag along for these sorts of things, too, huh?

Ensmallen!

Whoa, amazing!

Amazing!

Yeah, I see. That's definitely an all-you-can-eat.

They're saying something, but I can't hear them.

Well, have fun in your dreamland. Enjoy!

Enjoy!

Kara's voice is really loud!

When the scales change, these kinds of phenomena occur.

Are we around 1/100 of our original size?

Look, Moi!

We're right on top of that huge donut! We made it to the dreamland!

Hey, it's dangerous if you jump around.

The texture feels kind of slimy.

Is it coming from the oiliness of the chocolate?

It feels like the floor of a Chinese restaurant.

Can you not say such dream-shattering things?

Okay, let's eat!

I feel kinda reluctant to eat the floor.

It's harder than I imagined.

Is being 1/100 of your size this despairing?

Wait, this isn't 1/100.

Muscle power works in proportion to muscle size.

If our height is 1/100, then our muscle power is 1/10,000.

Really?

Additionally, we can conclude that physical strength

SQUARE-CUBE LAW

is proportionate to how much you can lift.

And so, 100 times 100 times 100 equals 1/1,000,000 of the power.

O-One millionth? That's way too weak!

If we carelessly wander outside and get assaulted by an ant, we're done for!

Come on Moi, please stop thinking so realistically!

Magic is supposed to be cute and...

Hey, snap out of it, Nico!

You always treat magic like it's a snack that can be used

however you want, but its effects are real and cruel!

The whimsiness of magic is getting crushed by science.

But don't worry.

I'm a descendant of an ogre.

Ogre Qigong Fighting Style, Metal Club!

He demolished science with an ogre's strength?

I think we can munch on this chocolate chunk.

The texture's kinda different, so it doesn't taste as good, but I'm satisfied.

Well, we've finally reached the coveted donut layer.

But it's like a super dry rock surface. Are we going to dive into this?

Snack time has turned into a cave exploration.

Isn't this what you wanted?

- You know, I think I'm fine now. - What?

Isn't it too soon to be giving up?

We literally just licked the surface of the chocolate layer.

Yeah, but this isn't the fantasy world that girls would go crazy over anymore.

The reality of science is a cruel world.

Did Kara just sneeze?

We're gonna hit the ground!

I see. Since we're small and light, we don't take that much damage.

I don't know if we're in danger or if we're safer because we're small.

Wait, where are we?

We're on top of a piggy bank.

The kind we have to break in order to open it.

Well, we should turn back to normal soon.

It'll be bad if we fall inside and...

Moi!

You big dummy!

I can't break it with my Metal Club because my power is 1/1,000,000.

I wonder if it's okay if I dispelled my magic while I'm in here?

Maybe it'll break when I turn back.

Stop!

We don't know what kind

of physical phenomenon will occur when our size changes from the spell.

Worst case is that you might die from being crushed to death.

Nico, how much time is left on this spell?

There's probably not much time left since it was cast on two people.

Maybe five more minutes?

Five minutes.

Kara! Over here!

Break the piggy bank! Kara!

She can't hear me at all.

My muscles and lung capacity are all too small to make any audible noises.

Nico, wait here!

I promise I'll save you!

Moi, I don't really understand, but good luck!

It's great that I can land safely when jumping from a high place.

This table is too wide.

It's easy to climb thanks to the fibers in the fabric!

I slipped. Come on, now!

Hey Kara, it's Morihito!

I'm right next to your ear! Please hear me!

Guess I gotta go inside the ear.

What was that, a mosquito? How annoying.

Th-That was close.

If I poke at her and she thinks I'm a bug, then my life is gone.

Oh no, Moi! The spell is about to break!

Is it over?

Shiki!

You noticed me! You're such a great shikigami.

Don't be all, "Aww, thanks." There's no time for that!

Are you telling me to hop on? Okay!

Hurry!

Moi!

Nico, grab on!

Hey! At least tell me when you're gonna turn back to normal!

I was yelling at you!

Why are you crying?

I was so scared!

I was trapped inside the cave of a Chinese restaurant,

and was about to get crushed to death, but I got rescued by a piece of paper!

I have no idea what you're saying.

I've had enough of a world of donuts.

All right, calm down.

I don't really get it, but when something bad has happened to you...

Here, have a donut.

Thank you.

THE HAMAZAKI FALL BREAD FESTIVAL

GRADE 1 CLASS 3 KOMUGI KUROWA

So Komugi, what did you want to talk about?

Could it be a romantic issue?

Nico, I'll be straightforward with my question.

Is there a spell that allows you to know what a person is thinking?

Hamazaki from Class 1. I've never spoken to him, but...

What? Wait a second.

Do love stories these days really have such innocent beginnings?

We didn't really say anything to each other then.

My family runs a bakery. I'm usually in the store, so...

We didn't really talk then, either.

You have to keep things mysterious when it comes to innocent love!

For two months after that, he'll visit the store at least once a week.

Although I've never talked to him.

What?

Talk to him already! You're getting nowhere!

Just say, "How are ya?" Or, "Wanna hang out some time?" And you're good!

You're suggesting some rough communication methods.

And that's why you want a spell that reads people's minds.

I'm not really for it, though.

G-Girls in love will sometimes go down that thought process.

TWO TIME OFFENDER

Unfortunately, there really isn't a spell that directly reads someone's mind.

But...

Wow, this looks great.

I baked it like you requested.

We can read his thoughts like this?

Yeah!

We'll now put Hamazaki's hair, that we got thanks to Kan's

- Hello! I'm gonna shampoo you now! - Who're you?

great communication skills, into his bread head. There.

Say-ancer!

Okay, this bread will now talk as if it's Hamazaki.

What? Wait, really?

Try talking to it.

O-Okay.

H-Hello.

Chee-Zup.

What?

The intonation of "chee-zup" sounded like he said, "sup," as in "what's up."

Yeah. He can only talk by saying different types of bread.

What does that mean?

Different types of bread?

You mean he only talks by using bread types as words?

Yeah. Try talking to it more.

Th-Then, do you know who I am?

Yan.

I think he said "yes."

Yeah, because it's "anpan."

So the "pan" part can be ignored, huh?

Looks like the spell is working, so let's ask him more questions.

I hope you answer honestly, too, Mr. Bread.

You-Caccia.

He said, "You gotcha."

Damn, this is getting hilarious.

How do you feel about me?

Whoa, straight to the point!

If she's talking to the bread version, then she can totally go for it, huh?

Un-injura?

Uninjured? Like not hurt or pure?

Is there a bread called "injera"?

- It's an Ethiopian bread. - So there is?

He's making use of bread all over the world.

The way he said, "She's pure," is kind of mysterious, isn't it?

Palzone.

Like "friend zone"?

Who's friend zoning who?

This is really difficult to understand.

It can't be helped because types of bread are his only vocabulary.

And so, we have to alter the question so he can answer in that manner.

What the hell kind of spell is this?

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