Kingsman: The Secret Service

Middle East 1997

Sync And Corrected by pacifier...:)

Zero, this is Zero One Alpha. We have secured Falcon.

I say again, We have secured Falcon.

I will count from one to ten.Within that you'll tell me what I wanna know.

Otherwise...

the number ten is the last thing you'll hear.

One,

two,

three...

four,

five,

six,

seven,

eight...

Grenade. Get Back.

Allahu Akbar.

Shit.

Fucking missed it

How did I fucking miss it...

Merlin, I apologize for putting you in this position.

You trained him well.

James,

your training is over.

Welcome to Kingsman,

Lancelot.

Sir

I'll deal with this mess.

Personally.

London

I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated.

I hope you understand.

How can I understand?

You won't tell me anything!

I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

I'm so sorry, I can't say more.

I would like to present you with this medal of valor.

If you look closely on the back,there's a number.

And as a more concrete gesture of our gratitude,

we'd like to offer you a...

Let's call it a favor.

The nature of it is your choice.

Just tell the operator: "Oxford's, not Brogue's".

And then I'll know it's you.

I don't want your help.

I want my husband back.

What's your name, young man?

Eggsy.

Hello, Eggsy.

Can I see that?

You take care of this, Eggsy.

All right?

And take care of your mom too.

Kingsman The Secret Service

Argentina, 17 Years Later

So sorry, Professor Arnold.Just a tiny bit more.

Oh for god's sakes, just strip it off.

I am under very strict instructions not to hurt you.

Look, you've made a mistake.

I am university lecturer.I've got no money.

This isn't about money.

Our boss just wants to just talk to you.

Am I meant to find that reassuring?

He'll be here soon. He'll explain.

Do you like whiskey?

Red, get a '62 Dalmore.

Hhmm...

Honestly, this whiskey is amazing.

You will shit.

I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far?

Professor Arnold,

I'm here to take you home.

Hmm... 1962 Dalmore.

It would be a sin to spill any.

Don't you think?

Can you hold these?

Please.

Thank you.

Everything is clean.

My kind of welcome.

No stomach for violence.

I mean, literally.

I see one drop of blood, that is me..

...done.

I am like ...

...projectile.

Listen, I'm so sorry...

you had to witness all this unpleasantness.

Due to our uninvited guest.

But I promise you,

By the time I find out who he works for...

you and I will be the best of friends.

To the shop, please.

Arthur is in the dining room, sir.

Arthur.

Galahad.

The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.

Gentlemen, I am thankful to say that it's been 17 years...

since we last had occasion to use this decanter.

Lancelot was an outstanding agent and a true Kingsman.

He will be sorely missed.

To Lancelot.

To Lancelot

I intend to start the selection process for Lancelot's replacement tomorrow.

I want each of you to propose a candidate

and have them report to UK HQ

No later than 9 p.m. GMT.

Thank you.

Merlin.

Come in.

Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries

who were experimenting with biological weaponry.

Glasses, gentlemen. Please.

Uganda, 2012. Synthetic Cathinone.

You put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base.

Rage, cannibalism. Multiple fatalities.

Chechnya, 2013.

Insurgents turned on one another.

Indisputable, the work of our mercenaries but no trace of any chemicals of any kind.

So what happened to Lancelot?

He tracked them to this property in Argentina.

And while he had them under surveillance,

he became aware that they had effected a kidnapping.

So he executed a solo rescue mission... which failed.

This is his last transmission: KIDNAP VICTIM IS PROFESSOR JAMES ARNOLD

- Who is he? - Some climate change doomsayer.

Expounded something called Gaia theory about the world healing itself or some such.

But what's curious,is he's not actually missing.

This is Professor Arnold.

At Imperial College, this morning.

It's all yours.And don't forget your membership proposal.

Try picking a more suitable candidate this time.

17 years

and still evolving with the times remains an entirely foreign concept to you.

Need i remind you, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for that young man.

He was as much Kingsman material as any of them.

More so.

But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?

Let's face it, Galahad. Your little experiment failed.

With respect, Arthur, you're a snob.

With respect?

The world is changing.

There's a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins.

Eggsy?

Eggsy, come here.

- Got any whistler, babe? - No.

Why don't you do your mamma a favor, Go down to the shop and get some.

- Get 'em yourself. - Oi, What i have said to you about speaking to Dean like that?

Three's a crowd, isn't it Why don't Dean's poodle go?

I tell you what,

Why don't you take this and get the stuff and get yourself some sweets?

And while you're gone, we'll show your mother how three can be good a company.

Thanks babe.

Come here.

Here we go.

Is it better?

If Dean treat your mum's so bad, why doesn't she leave him?

Low self-esteem.

That's her problem.

Fuck off, why would she have low self-esteem?

Eggsy mum's a world fit.

- No offense pal. - It's all right.

- One of these days I'm gonna smash his face in. - Are you mental, cuz?

He'll just get that lot to do you and then pretend he knew nothing

...about it.

Oy, you think you can chat shit about us and we wont do nothing,

just because our governor bangin' Eggsy's mum?

Pretty much, yeah.

Leave it, let's just go, man. It's not worth it.

You boys have outstayed your welcome.

Leave.

What?

I'm sorry about that bruh .

Yeah... muck.

They weren't fucking worth it, Boys.

It's freezing. Why are we walking?

- You jacked his fucking car keys, bruh ? - Yeah, now we're gonna nick his car.

Fucking shit.

Hold on boys.

Hey, That's my fucking car.

Oi, Oi, Eggsy.

I swear, you're in fucking trouble.

Floor it, Eggsy.

Hey yeah Dean, look it's me.

Eggsy just stole my fucking car.

I've come out of the pub, He's done 15 about donuts on my fucking face and then he's drove off.

No, I cant, He's disrespecting me and so he's disrespecting you.

Thickie.

Foxes are vermin, cuz. You should've driven it over.

I should've done a lot of things.

I'll sort this, get out of the car.

Get out of the fucking car.

Eggsy, there is no such thing as honor among thieves.

Now you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with...

Or you go down.

It's up to you.

I want to exercise my right to a phone call.

Well, I hope it's to your mom...

to tell her that you're gonna to be 18 months late for your dinner.

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