Flock of Dudes

I didn't miss anything, did I?

No, no, no, you didn't miss it.

I was just about to begin in.

Gentlemen, I want to remind you of a very special someone...

Baseball legend Wade Boggs... -Great.

who is rumored to have drank 64 Miller Lites

on a cross-country flight.

Now, I'm not saying we have to match that.

But it's good to have goals!

It's good to have goals.

I like that.

I wrote that.

I wrote that and memorized it.

God, I didn't think you were going to make it, dude.

Barrett said you're way too whipped

by Katherine to do a pub crawl.

Don't misquote me, man.

I didn't say that.

I said, he's way too scared of Katherine to blow her up.

Come on, there's no way I would miss as a new tradition, right?

I'm just going to be responsible a little bit.

I'm gonna do three bars, and that's it.

- What? - Three bars?

Three bars?

Three bars.

I mean, there's no point of you even being here.

I mean, you should just go home now,

man, because you're going to miss all the good shit.

He wrote a speech.

OK, I understand.

But, dude, Katherine's parents are visiting from out of town,

and I got to hang out.

If I skipped out, then she'll kill me.

Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys, check this out.

I know we said we were just going

to do beer at the first bar.

But there was this super-hot shot girl.

She freaking was so hot.

Do I have to teach your little brother everything?

Never ever talk to the shot girls.

Never.

They're just undercover bartenders.

And they never put up.

'Cept that one might be different.

Excuse me, boys.

I'm not even trying to hook up with that girl, man.

I... I actually really want to see how

things work with me and Amanda.

Aw, that's sweet.

Amanda?

Are you talking about Katherine's friend?

Yeah.

You've been out on one date with her.

-Yeah, but she's really cool. -Zzh!

Beer pong's up. David, you in?

All right.

Adam and I got next.

Come here.

I gotta say, man, that rousing speech was awesome, man.

You got our song-playing dude.

This is not gonna be... Not gonna be easy.

Buddy, that is just the beginning.

Check it out.

What the hell is that?

That, my friend, is a barcycle.

Barcycle!

Let's be stupid people, man!

Heh.

Three bars?

This is so weird.

He just texted me.

You know, I'm gonna call him again.

OK.

Man, I'm so drunk, man.

Barcycle was a bad idea.

I really got to go.

I'll be right back.

Hey, what's up, babe?

My god, you look so good in a black dress.

What the fuck?

My god, you look so good tonight.

You're like a doll.

What are you doing?

What's up?

My god, I'm so sorry I'm late, ha-ha.

Adam, why did you get so drunk?

What?

My god.

Um, I... I'm not that drunk, but I was responsible.

And I only drank nine beers before flip cup.

How many shots did you have?

Shots don't count.

Everybody knows that shots don't count.

All right, look, I confess.

I'm a little bit drunk.

But you know what?

The guys decided that we were going

to have, every year to do a pub crawl,

because it's our anniversary.

Adam, do you even know when our anniversary is?

Yeah, totally, I know when it is.

Every single year.

It's not today, is it?

Shit.

It's today?

What did you get me?

Go be with your friends.

No way.

I would never do that with them.

Why would you... I know how important this day is to you.

Why is Mook naked?

Mook's naked.

That's because that's how we party, dude!

Adam.

What?

Go be with your friends.

My god, I love you so much, Katherine.

Thank you, I know.

You guys, thanks so much for you know what.

Yeah, Mr. Dad and the mom.

Hey, guys!

Katherine said I could stay out a little longer.

Hey, Katherine, can you please tell Amanda call me?

So what are we doing here?

David said we had to come.

It's a party for Amanda.

He's so whipped.

He picked a bad week, but your little brother

did go all out, I'll say that.

Definitely.

This place, man.

Wow, man.

I really need to get my shit together.

Man.

If I was making real estate money like David,

I wouldn't waste it on these wine parties.

What?

What up with that one?

That's my 16-year-old cousin.

So no because she's your cousin?

Or no because she's 16?

No, because of... really?

Yeah.

Hey, Adam.

Come here.

I could use your help.

My mom's calling me.

And no, you can't fuck my mom either.

How's that?

No to my whole family. -Don't want to.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't want to.

I wan to fuck his mom so bad.

I know you do. I know.

Hey.

Hey.

I can't believe David put you to work today.

I volunteered.

What is that on your face?

Why are you wearing it to your brother's big party?

Because I have to.

It's for Fu Man Choose Your Own Adventure, all right?

If you want to play, we got a bunch of extra ones.

Mook can't grow facial hair, so we need 'em.

Yeah, right.

I'll pass.

Aren't they adorable?

Look how happy they are.

Aw.

When are you gonna find someone?

Me?

Heh.

I don't know.

Not anytime soon.

I don't want to, like, miss out on things.

Things? What things?

Go, go. Yeah, yeah, I got it.

I got it. -Relax your esophagus.

Relax your esophagus.

Relax.

Relax. Relax.

Go, go, go.

More, more, more.

Stuff like that, kind of.

Not that, really.

Not drinking from the ass of a goose.

You know, even I am dating somebody now.

No, I know.

The point is, I... I... I'm very happy.

And I want you to be happy too.

David said that Katherine is coming tonight.

And she RSVPed plus one.

Cool. Katherine's coming?

That's great, yeah.

She... yeah, she's coming with somebody,

'cause she's over it, and I'm over it.

And we're both over it.

So that's... that's... I mean, that's... that's great.

No problem here.

Holy shit.