Prince Charming (青蛙王子)

Get up at the crack of dawn

Bidding farewell to my dream

Looking for the girl of my dreams

Lady Luck is with me today

I see someone charming

I feel wonderful without a doubt

The beautiful clouds made me glow

Giving me confidence and courage

The sea breeze blows away my sadness

I feel light as the clouds today

The illusions become real

I'll remember their beauty

No matter how naive

The feeling is so real

Looking for the girl of my dreams To give me a kiss

Lady Luck is with me today

Dreams come true if your feelings are real

A good match is hard to come by It's about destiny

The lady by the sea

Is waiting for me

The sea breeze blows away my sadness

I feel light as a cloud

She's so pretty!

How can I get to know her?

That's so stupid!

I'll work out with her.

What if I can't follow?

How embarrassing!

Right, I'll ask her where I can get a burger.

I can't. She'll think I'm stingy

that I'm only treating her with a burger. That'd be even worse!

Morning, Dad!

You're back. Your mom is looking for you.

I better hide! Mummy.

Where are you going?

Downstairs!

Wait!

We're meeting Auntie Chen for lunch.

I'm not feeling well.

That's what you always say, when I ask you to go for matchmaking.

Whether it's meeting Auntie Zhu's goddaughter for tea,

Auntie Huang's niece for dinner,

or Auntie Li's niece, you have to go meet them all.

Don't make me go on these blind dates.

It's such a bother!

Pick one and I'll bother you no more!

I'll do that right now.

Wait!

What?

I found this today.

Do you still want it?

A BIRTHDAY GIFT TO ZHEN LI PIN FROM LOLANTO

Lolanto?

Remember him, Dad?

The fool's always picking on you.

He must be doing great now.

He has many girlfriends in Hong Kong.

He has such a way with girls.

I wasn't so bad myself.

Too bad you're nothing like me!

I don't know why.

I get hiccups when I meet a girl I like.

Back then,

Lolanto was always stealing your girlfriends.

Yes!

Why don't you learn from him?

That's true!

Chen Li Pin.

Call me Li.

I forgot you hate your name!

Get in!

Hawaii is beautiful.

Sure!

This is downtown Hawaii.

People don't work around here. They just sunbathe.

That's my kind of life.

Here's the marina club.

Almost everyone owns a yacht.

That's too much!

Hi!

Grannies in bikinis!

Here's the famous Waikiki Beach.

You'll find all the babes here.

All these babes will keep me very busy.

Let's go to the hotel first!

This is fun!

Wrong room!

No! This is your room!

You're joking!

You paid for my trip, why get me a room like this?

You're crazy!

It's my dad's money!

By the way,

what does your father do?

He runs a restaurant in Chinatown?

He's in the oil business.

-Soya sauce? -No!

Peanut oil?

Olive oil?

Petroleum.

Selling petroleum gas in Hawaii?

Not just that.

He's in the petroleum business.

Oil wells?

Not very many.

Just a few in Texas.

He's very rich?

Not really!

Just several billion.

He owns this hotel

and Chen's Enterprise in Hong Kong.

Why didn't you tell me?

Why should I?

You're my friend.

What? I'm just your friend?

I treat you like a sworn brother.

I came all the way to ask for your help!

Tell me the problem.

My parents want me to get married.

They arrange blind dates for me.

I hate that.

Do you want a wife?

I want someone I like.

You know me.

I freeze when I see a girl.

Especially someone I really like.

I tend to get hiccups.

You want to learn the way with girls?

You can count on me.

Kill me if you don't succeed in three days.

You speak English, you meet a French girl.

You speak French when you meet a Japanese.

That's why you should use body language.

Body language?

Watch this.

That's gross!

What? I'm saying...

Miss, may I buy you an ice cream?

Pretty!

Watch this!

Run!

Split up!

Is she Japanese or Hawaiian?

I'll try body language.

Sorry! I'll give this back.

Miss, don't go!

We were destined to meet.

Are you from Hong Kong?

Can you speak Cantonese?

I'm from Hong Kong.

If you don't speak Cantonese,

we can speak English.

She smiled at me!

Sorry!

Didn't you want to take pictures?

Why are you here?

I ran into someone gross.

I ran into a pervert!

There are so many disgusting people here,

let's stay in instead.

You'll be an old maid if you keep this up!

You're afraid to look at men!

The more annoying they are,

the more you should play tricks on them.

I'm not like you.

You had boyfriends at 13.

Who told you to go to an all-girls school?

You use this mask, too?

It's good. Want to try?

Here's the guest list.

How can you find her from this long list?

I'll call them one by one.

What's all that noise?

Turn it down, they're complaining!

So what? It's still early!

They're ignoring me! I'm going over there!

Don't start a fight!

People act tough these days!

Isn't that the same?

You have to look tough.

And talk tough.

Look at me, how can I?

Come!

You better knock on the door!

You have no guts!

Go on! Knock!

What is it?

We're from next door, bitch!

You better speak in Chinese.

Even better!

What the hell is all that noise?

What of it?

How do you say "fix"?

The gross guy I saw

is the tall one!

The pervert I saw

is the short one!

We had the mask on and they didn't recognize us!

Let's play a trick on them.

Damn! I had such a nice nose!