When Fortune Smiles (Wu Di Xing Yun Xing)

How could you give...

everything to sister

Dad, give t to me, I'm your son!

Give it to me, dad

What now?

Don't look!

Dad, change the will in my favor

Amida Buddha!

Give it to me!

Change it, dad

Don't!

How could you give everything to sister?

It just isn't fair

Damn you...

who'd be the chief mourner at your funeral

Dad, change it, change it now!

Give him an injection

Miss, give him an injection

He suffer badly.

Give him an injection

Wipe it off!

Darling, you may get cursed for that!

One more word and I'll chop you to pieces!

How many times did I tell you not to chew gums

Chew again?

Stop that!

Spit it out!

I've swallowed it

Second Master

What happen?

You've come at the right time

Shut up

Brother, Uncle is here

Keep away!

Keep away, Second Master

Sign it!

Uncle, keep away!

Brother, are you all right?

Throw that brat out forever!

Get out, you brat!

Don't ever step back into the doors of the Chaos!

Well, you did it, Granduncle!

Brother

Master, I'm a married woman

I'll follow my husband

Uncle, I must leave

Brother

Get Fei-fei back from France to inherit my assets

I haven't seen her for over 'IO years

but I'll take her for my own daughter

Give this will to her...

when she finds a husband

That's my last wish

Fei-fei

Brother

Take it

Master

Don't be sad. Arrange the funeral

I'll take charge here. Go and retire

Dad, if sister didn't return

Uncle's legacy would be ours and we're rich

Don't you feel ashamed?

Go and pick up some clothing. We'll live here

We'll give it to her when she returns

Stop day-dreaming anymore

Brother, we're rich!

Go back and pack up

Don't cry. Just spit it out

My wife has got a lover

She's a tramp

A sex-craved housewife of the worst kind

The dirtiest of dirty lechers

I'm cocky and lewd

You soud like a prono film buff

Name's Cuckolded

Nice to see you

I come to ask you to seduce my wife

We private eyes have our principles

We don't sell ourselves

Seduce my wife and let me catch her in the act

so I don't have to pay alimony for the divorce

isn't that wonderful

Show me your hand

Press the button to decide my life happiness

Press it

Press my button

Why do you chose me when there

are so many private eyes in Hong Kong

Because you're

the best-looking of them all

What did you say

You're the...

The last word

All

You're the best-looking

That's a deal

She's your wife?

Yes

It's all up to you, Pretty Boy

You may go now

Hold it

Do you take?

No.Yes

Yes or no?

I take

Eight, eight

Bursted

Would you lend me a light

Two of hearts. No more?

Two of spades. Finished

Brother, you lost again

Damn you!

Only a game, don't curse your brother!

Brother, don't get excited, it's bad for health

My dad's so stubborn

I even spits out the meat

I have swallowed. Isn't that outrageous

Brother, you can outsmart him

Steal the will before your sister returns

and put your name into it

To hell with you!

What a lousy gimmick!

Steal the will and put my name into it

How could this be done?

Brother, a young thief outside

You steal, kid!

Isn't stealing your fetish?

Don't you want your fingers?

Yes, each of them

This for taking fingerprints

this for back-stabbing

This to curse you, and this to wear the ring

And the small finger?

To pick the nose

Good, you like shit and urine

Pass water on him

my brother's depressed today

Now open your mouth to make him happy

Open it wide

Don't! You lean on me to make him happy

Just let me cheer him up

If you make me laugh, everything's all right

What if you can't

I'll eat shit

Okay, let him go

A monkey was the only survivor in a plane crash

They asked him

what the passengers did before the crash

The monkey said...

What did the air hostesses do

The monkey said...

What did the pilot do?

What did you do then?

Then“.

What did the passengers...

do the moment it crashed

What did the air hostesses do?

What did the pilot do?

What did you do then?

Is it okay

You call it a joke. It's so flat

What's this?

A clip

And this?

A CUP

What if this hee hee is clipped

into that ha ha?

Still clip and cup. Where's hee hee ha ha?

Right, hee hee ha ha! You've laughed

Don't play on words, scum!

"Don't you know I'm waiting for you..."

"and staring at you?"

Damn you!

"I won't cry if I laugh"

Damn you!

"Come on, bad boy"

"I have no eyes for you"

Damn you!

"Inspiration and IQ are excellent"

"My originality and imagination may scare you"

"Both Yun and Chi carry the same weight"

Eat shit if you don't laugh

Scum, don't think only you can do it

Don't follow him

Go now. See if you can get away!

Brother, you've laughed!

Brother, you've laughed several times

Well, I won't let a talent slip

Steal something for me and I'll pay you $100,000

The Governor's purse

My Uncle's will

Steal it and put my name in

Would it work

I say it will. Would it work

Yes

- Okay? - Really okay

- Really okay? - Yes

Darling, what does he do?

I don't know

You don't?