The Iceman Cometh (Ji dong ji xia) (急凍奇俠)

Princess!

Feng San raped and killed the Princess

Princess Nan Chiang was my cousin

She was raped and killed

How can I face my ancestors?

Take care of yourself, your Majesty

Your Majesty

Fong Sau Ching heads the Imperial Guards

He should patrol the city

but he let Feng San run amok

I beg your Majesty to punish him

I did not connive his behavior

But he is extremely cunning

and skilled at martial arts

Don't make excuses!

You are fired!

I'll have you beheaded

Have mercy, your Majesty!

Wait!

Wait...

Your Majesty says wait...

Considering your loyalty

I'll let you redeem yourself

Bring me Feng San within 20 days

Thank you, Your Majesty! I won't fail you

Thanks for your benevolence! I'll go now

Master!

Are you alright?

Feng San injured me

Why?

Two nights ago, he came back

to steal the Black Jade Buddha

I tried to stop him

After he wounded me

he took the Black Jade Buddha

What does he want with it?

According to the Buddhist scripture

the Heavenly Demon went before Buddha

and asked how he can become a follower

for all the crimes he had committed

Buddha turned on the Reincarnation Wheel

The Heavenly Demon hopped on with the Black Jade Buddha and prayed

He went through life 100 times

100 times?

Feng San has nowhere to go

maybe he believes the myth

and needs the Black Jade Buddha to escape

But the Wheel is not here

There will be a envoy from Tibet

The Wheel is among the articles of tribute

The miracle day is at midnight in 7 days

I must stop him!

Feng San, you won't get away! Surrender!

It's too late, moron!

Feng San

Are you blind?

Or are you stupid?

Don't you recognize me?

Our first rule is against rape and adultery

but you raped and killed 13 women

What happened to you?

We started practicing when we were 5

from dawn

till midnight

It was inhuman

We did that for 25 years!

Now that we have become experts

It's harvest time

We should enjoy ourselves

It gives me pleasure to rape and kill

You have gone mad!

I'm cutting off ties with you

from today onwards

Your Majesty

Though I fail to capture Feng San

I managed to kill him

I have done my duty

and I will die here

Take care of yourself, Your Majesty

Help...

What's the matter?

An accident...

Someone fell down

Hurry!

Help!

Where?

Hurry!

Be careful!

Perform artificial resuscitation

He's still alive!

Get the car!

Get medication...

What happened?

Right!

- This is a great discovery! - Yes!

Homosexuality existed in ancient times

Right!

Does that mean AIDS existed too?

Damn! Cut the crap!

Sure!

In 1887, a research lab in Sweden

saved a frog that was frozen for 100 years

In 1985, at the University of Berkeley

managed to germinate a lotus seed that was frozen for 2000 years

In theory

We may revive them by electrocution

Don't talk nonsense!

They are preserved in -10°C temperature

If we try to revive them

we must defrost them

They may rot if we fail

We can't take the risk

Send them to the U.S.

They have better equipment

What do you think?

Right

Yes, we must go together

On national funds

I must go

Me too

Look at Li Peng

He wants to flee the country after the massacre

You want to flee because Chai Ling is your student

Cut the crap!

There's no future for our country

If we defect, we must do it together

Don't let the 27th Army hear you

or they'll send the tanks on us

Don't worry!

I have pledged my allegiance to the Central Government

Lying is our specialty

No one will suspect me

We'll escort the bodies to the U.S.

and claim to go after Wuer Kaixi

Proclaim our love for our country

That bastard Li Peng will let us go

That makes sense!

Right!

If we can transit in Hong Kong

We can go to the Volvo Club

That would be perfect!

Right!

What do you think?

I agree!

He has a point!

The car is ready

Are you stupid or what?

We need a bigger car

to move everything

The boss is at a Christmas party

We can take whatever we want

I didn't know, I can get a bigger one

or we'll make more trips

Bullshit! Get to work!

What's more expensive? Frozen prawns or abalone?

Tat, take whatever you find

What is it?

Priority relics

How mysterious!

Let's take a look

No, we'll be executed for taking it

Who said anything about taking it?

I just want to see

Pry it open!

Such a big freezer!

I've never seen one like this before

What is it?

You idiot!

It's called terra cotta

No way, terra cottas are not frozen

They don't need ice

Tell me

What the hell is this?

Oh my God, it's a corpse!

Shit!

It's your boss' son!

This is not a joke!

He should be at the party!

Sneaky bastard!

He's checking up on us!

Luckily, we're too smart for him

You scared me!

What happened?

There are two possibilities

Either the body was stolen

Or...

It's alive!

Shit! It's gone

We'll face the firing squad!

Use your brain!

I have an idea!

This is awful!

Is this Hell?

There are so many monsters

I seemed to have lost my power

Who is it?

Who?

Are you new?

Queue up in the back if you want the supplies

Right!