Bubble Boy

Jimmy: hi.

My name's jimmy livingston.

My mom says when i was born,

I came gift-Wrapped from heaven.

Aaah!

Whoa! Whoa! Huh.

Blink 182: well, i guess this is growing up

Jimmy: my first memories are kind of hazy.

All i remember is a place with white walls,

Bright lights, and a gigantic bird.

I was there because i was born with no immunities.

A single germ could kill me.

But when i was 4,

My mom took me home...

To beautiful palmdale, california.

Oh!

Jimmy: mom helped me make friends right away.

Let's go.

Mom: get him in!

Jimmy: our house was enormous like a castle,

And for the first time, i felt completely free.

There.

Now you're safe

From that evil, filthy world.

You're home, jimmy!

And you'll never, ever,

Ever have to go out there again.

Look at that.

Look what mommy made for jimmy.

Jimmy: i had a big room with my own bed,

Lots of toys,

And 2 pairs of retractable arms.

Mom: "and the prince climbed

"To the top of the tower and said,

'Come with me

And we'll live happily ever after.'

"And rapunzel left her plastic bubble

And died."

The end.

Mom: those evil doctors.

Nobody's gonna get any germs

On my little boy now.

You'll always stay pure.

Won't you, jimmy?

Mom: jimmy!

Breakfastie!

Jimmy: i had my reading.

I wish they had more than one magazine

In the world, mom.

So do i, dear.

Jimmy: my favorite tv show, land of the lost.

I wish tvs had more than one channel, mom.

So do i, dear.

Jimmy: and i had the best teacher

In the whole, wide world.

And then the indians

Decided to move to the reservations

Where they could open casinos

And sell tax-Free cigarettes

And stay out of the white man's way.

Another a-Plus.

Jimmy: the neighborhood kids always wanted

To hang at my house.

Lives in a bubble, smells like poop

Bubble boy, bubble boy

Mom: get out of here, you little buggers!

Go on!

Jimmy: but i liked to hang with my dad.

Oh, mother of shit, morton!

Are you trying to kill him with that thing?

Mom: jimmy, lunchie.

Jimmy: suppertime was the best.

Nothing could beat mom's homemade, vitamin-Rich,

Soy-Based, germ-Free, fat-Free fiber cookies.

Mmm. Mm-Hmm.

Jimmy: i grew up like any other kid.

At 16, i didn't get a car,

But i did get an electrical rock-Music guitar!

I can't believe the things i found

I need to find my way

I'm lost, i'm lost

I do believe i'm living

In the land

Of the lost

I'm living in the land

Living in the land

Living in the land

Of the lost

Jimmy: i was so happy.

I had everything a boy could ever want.

Until...

Chloe.

Mom: "and then pinocchio

"Came out of his plastic bubble,

"Touched the filthy little whore next door,

And died. The end."

Singer: ooh, baby

Ahh

Oh, yeah

Jimmy: over the next few years,

I washed my window a lot.

Ahh

Oh, my

Jimmy: something was happening to me.

But i didn't know what.

Mom!

Jimmy!

What's the matter?

Jimmy: mom!

Are you all right?

What is it?

Oh! Oh, my god!

Ow!

Don't touch it!

Hands off!

Now, just relax, don't get upset.

It hurts!

Just do what i tell your father...

Just say the pledge of allegiance

Over and over until it goes away.

Come on!

Both: i pledge allegiance to the flag

Of the united states of america...

And to the republic for which it stands,

One nation under god, indivisible,

With liberty and justice for all.

Both: i pledge allegiance to the flag

Of the united states of america...

And to the republic for which it stands,

One nation under god...

Thanks, mom.

Can't touch this

Can't touch this...

Mark: dude!

You live next door to the bubble boy.

Hey, you know what i heard?

The only thing that kid can drink

Is his own urine.

Oh, yeah. True story.

Swear to god.

I heard the same thing, man. It's gross.

Then what did he drink in the first place

To make the urine?

Well, it would, um...

Tell her.

Shotgun!

He's not a monster, you guys.

He's just a boy in a bubble.

I am not a monster.

I'm a human being.

Bye, lisa.

Bye, chloe.

I wish i was the boy in her bubble.

Oh, yeah!

Let's hit the arcade.

Hi, mr. Livingston?

I'm chloe.

I live...next door.

Hyah!

Oh, my gosh!

What?

Are you ok?

What? Wait, no, no, no. Don't...

I was...i was just playing.

I was just playing.

Mayday! You know, that.

Oh.

Ahem.

Was that pakuni you were speaking?

From land of the lost? I love land of the lost.

I love you, too.

It! It, too.

I love it, too.

I'm jimmy.

I'm...

Chloe, the whore next door.

What?

Heh heh.

Where did you hear that?

My mom.

She teaches me everything.

Well, really she got it wrong.

I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore.

A bitch.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

A bitch.

Absolutely, a bitch.

Yeah.

You play guitar?

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Uh, do you wanna try it?

Oh, no, i don't know how.

I could teach you.

Right now.

I can't right now, but...

I should go.

How about tomorrow?

Oh, jeez, i don't know.

I don't know, bitch.

I got a lot to do.