The Onion Movie

I'm a virgin.

How would I know what a facial is?

Sometimes I like dressing up sexy in my videos, but

that's just my way of celebrating being a woman.

You know, people are always gonna try to tear

you down, but that's their problem, not mine.

Because I know who Melissa Cherry is.

She's just a good old-fashioned country girl from Monroe, Tennessee.

What about the song, Fuck my sopping wet teen pussy with your big hard dick?

That's about friendship.

Friend...

So, it's not about getting your sopping wet teen pussy fucked with the big hard dick?

No.

Friendship.

Friendship.

Great.

Melissa Cherry, thank you so much.

Thank you, Kip.

Can we put the tea down for a sec?

Bryce.

Oh, my God.

Bryce.

Bryce?

Buddy?

Hi, Bob.

Now, you just hang in there, buddy, alright?

Help is on its way.

You're gonna be fine, buddy.

Look what we got you coming out.

Look at this.

See?

Say hello to Chantel, huh?