Adventure Time: Distant Lands

All citizens of the Candy Kingdom.

Oh, my Glob.

See-Thru Princess! The sun has set!

- Quit stalling! - Begin the retelling!

Uhh, right...

Wait, wait! Hold on, you guys!

Sorry I'm late, Princess.

- I was... - Reading.

- Book-lovin' Glassboy. - Bibliophile!

Doesn't everything you read just leak outta ya?

That was a good one.

Okay, lights!

Back in the old days...

the wasteland desert was struck with a bolt of magic lightning.

Kra-kow!

And thus was born our glorious Glass Kingdom.

And for hundreds of years, things were cool.

Until from deep within the ancient furnace

rose the dragon Molto Larvo!

Ohhhh!

Larvo's fire gunked up our entire kingdom.

It was real bad times all 'round.

But the Lightning Lord above saw our trouble and sent us...

- a hero. - Marceline!

Yes.

Brave St. Marceline came to our aid.

With her silver shovel and a holy song,

she cast Larvo back into the depths of the pit.

And once a year, we gather to sing her holy song

to keep the monster locked up in the furnace.

But... what if Marceline slayed Larvo?

He hasn't been seen since that day.

We don't have to be afraid of the furnace anymore.

- What? - What are you talking about?

I read about it in this ancient book.

The furnace used to fix people.

Broken people...

like me.

Don't kid yourself, crack face.

I like the way you are.

Yeah, you have a great "personality."

He does.

Choir master!

Make the children sing!

Aw, yeah. The pit!

Hah! It's working!

My life is turnin' around.

Oh.

Hi, Larvo.

I'm just gonna fix my crack...

and get

crackin'!

Ha ha. Ha ha.

Aah!

Aah!

The key!

Crack!

Aah!

Crack!

Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack.

Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack... Oof!

Gotcha, key thief!

Glassboy?!

What have you done?!

I just wanted to fix myself.

Your hideous face has angered the creature.

Hey, I'm sure he didn't mean...

No singing in the world can stop the horrors to come now!

No, I can fix it. I'll find Marceline.

Marceline lived a hecka long time ago.

And you're going to the jail tower for this.

What? I know she's out there.

She's probably slaying a dragon right now.

Raaaaaahhhhh!

Pbht! Aah!

No! Yuck!

Thanks, ya goof.

How's the song coming along?

It's pretty whatever, I dunno.

I rarely see you this focused.

Thanks, Peebs!

Wait. Was that a diss?

No, no. It's admirable.

You're so... in the zone.

I guess I have been going for a new sound this time.

I really wanna get it right.

Can I hear it? Uhh...

alright.

Okay! Nope!

No! It's not done yet.

Hey, it's alright.

I can't wait to hear it when it's ready.

I can't believe it.

Why would you release Glassboy?!

We need St. Marceline.

Glassboy knows more about her than anyone.

Glassboy is a fool.

He'll take one step outside and get his gross

crack stuck in his own foot.

He would!

I know. That's why I said it.

I just...

It's my right, y'know.

Perhaps you should step down?

- No! - He'll find Marceline!

Okay, but he's probably already dead.

- Hmph! - Princess!

- Princess! - Wait!

We have more excellent advice!

Marceline...

Mm. Huh?

Aah!

Who are you?

Good evening.

And how you been?

Are you the chump with dry skin?

No.

I'm looking for Marceline.

Oh, quack! A boy with a head crack.

Hey!

Marceline, Marceline.

The Vampire Queen!

Through the Candy, you must go

to the place where grass doth grow.

Thank you, strange duck.

Bye.

How lucky for me that oblivious is he.

The boy is none the wiser

of my cart of illegal moisturizer!

This is going out to a little girl named Marceline.

Hey, old guy! You know Marceline?

Hey. Time for you to leave!

- Get back here! - No!

Huh? Whoa!

Oh!

- Oomph! - Ugh!

So...

big Marcy fan, huh?

Simon! Hi, gang.

I was just playing out at Dirt Beer Guy's tavern

with my best stuff, and, uh...

then this guy showed up.

Aaaaaaahhhhh!

St. Marceline!

I'm... just gonna to use your, um...

facilities.

So...

you know about Marcy then?

Do I?!

Half vampire, half demon, half god!

Nice.

She single-handedly bested the horrible dragon Larvo!

Larvo?

The dragon has returned.

The Glass Kingdom needs you again, dude.

She did it!

Marceline, you won!

Seriously?

Marceline! Marceline!

Fine. We're done.

Marceline saved us from the dragon!

Uuhhh, I dunno.

Yeah. We're sorry about your kingdom, kid.

But we know other heroes who could...

Pl-e-e-e-ease!