The first 200 lines.
'You've got two seasons' time.'
'You can get as strong as you want.'
'I'll be back on the night of the new moon
to take back my throne.'
'Everyone knows how obstinate and brave the Majhails are.'
'But how did that obstinacy become a part of their bloodline?'
'It's all because of the soil and water of this land.'
'The Majha region has been a battleground for ages.'
'The Ravi River, flowing along this land's border,
has witnessed bloodshed countless times.'
'Times and history have changed, but the Majhails haven't.'
'Majhails, regardless of their physique,'
'are all born warriors.'
'They may decline attending a funeral,'
'but they would never shy away from a battlefield.'
'Once, when Alexander and Porus met in battle,'
'Alexander was deeply moved'
'by the courage Porus showed in defeat.'
'To honor him, Alexander then asked'
'what should I do to you?'
'And Porus replied,'
'Do what a king should do to another king.'
'So Alexander returned his kingdom to him and went back to his country.'
How could he just leave?
They must have fought, right?
Porus was a Majhail.
I'm sure Alexander didn't just let him walk away unharmed.
He probably hit Porus with his staff.
He must've walked away singing a victory song.
But that's what the book says.
Books lie.
You're five minutes older than me, Brother.
Learn from life.
You don't study,
and then you teach him wrong things.
Get up.
Come on, get up.
Go get the buffaloes.
Come on, get going!
There are two types of Majhails,
the sweet ones and the sour ones.
It all depends on who's standing on the other side
and what kind of flavor they want to experience.
The pride, honor and life of Majha.
Brother Sandhu, helping 21 needy couples get married.
And on top of that, these couples are receiving gifts like coolers,
fridges, cupboards, washing machines,
and even 1.5-ton air conditioners.
Amazing!
What's even more impressive is that Mr. Sandhu
holds this event 3-4 times a year.
Let me show you what the atmosphere here is like.
Greetings!
Congratulations, everyone.
From today, you're like sons and daughters to me.
If you ever need anything, contact me.
Don't hesitate to reach out.
And remember, don't fight after marriage.
Live your life with love.
Got it?
Come on, let's take a photo.
Sit down.
Brother,
don't you think you should give her more gifts?
She's Puran Blackia's daughter.
The one we took down at Chatta?
No, Brother. That was Mangu.
We took him out at Patti.
Oh, right.
He's the one whose leg we chopped off before shooting him, right?
That was Kartar, Brother.
We took him out in the summer, just before the market opened.
And we killed him in the monsoon,
right in the middle of the market while it was raining.
I have a terrible memory.
It's said that the sins you forget turn into disease.
Give her whatever you like,
and throw in an extra 100,000 rupees in cash.
Okay?
Brother, Salim is calling.
- Hello? - Greetings, Brother.
I heard the Afghani parrots are flying tonight.
Who said?
Khalid.
Yes, Brother?
Sirdul's son's stuff is arriving from abroad today.
I'll find out which check post they've bribed.
We won't be able to get our hands on it once it crosses the check post.
- Then let's call Jaggi. - No.
This isn't his cup of tea.
Call Debi.
- Go. - I'll call Debi.
Okay.
We have Mr. Jagtaar Singh with us on Radio Lahore.
Mr. Jagtaar, you mentioned something
about having relatives in both East and West Punjab.
You have homes there as well.
These words truly touched our hearts.
Mr. Nasir, East Punjab and West Punjab are incomplete without each other.
Punjab is only whole with its five rivers,
and two and a half tributaries.
Majhail!
Majhail is here! The great Majhail has arrived!
"He always keeps rifles by his side"
"He attacks like he's offering a ride"
"His face shakes with power, no lie"
"His chest stands proud, reaching the sky"
"He revealed his passion for the fight back in school"
"In Western Punjab, it's said this Jatt originated from Punjab"
"In Western Punjab, it's said this Jatt originated from Punjab"
When guests arrive, we show them hospitality.
We don't fear doing so.
"He doesn’t maintain many friendships"
"In fact, he has no need for them"
"There's no cure for your Jatt's stubborn nature"
"There's no cure for your Jatt's stubborn nature"
"The very earth trembles when he stands his ground"
"In Western Punjab, it's said this Jatt originated from Punjab"
"In Western Punjab, it's said this Jatt originated from Punjab"
"He wants to plunder the world and indulge in it"
"Now, there is no mercy left in his heart"
"People can steal from you in the blink of an eye"
"This is no longer an age for the faint-hearted"
"Even death is only two steps away from a determined warrior"
"In Western Punjab, it's said this Jatt originated from Punjab"
"In Western Punjab, it's said this Jatt originated from Punjab"
"In Western Punjab, it's said this Jatt originated from Punjab"
No! No! Don't kill me, Brother!
Please don't kill me!
I'm from the upper side.
I'm from your village.
So you are Jelly's Afghani parrot.
Then fly away with the bag.
Grab the bag.
Okay, Brother. I'll get going now.
Stop.
Take a message for Jelly.
There are many cats and dogs in Majha,
but there is only one lion,
and that is Sher Singh Sandhu.
Got it?
Go now.
There are only 700-800 tigers in India.
25-30 of the tigers must be at Chhatbir Zoo.
There are a lot of lions too.
But there's only one black cheetah,
and that's Jelly.
Forget Majha, there's no black panther like me
anywhere in India.
You guys really have no clue.
People will say Jelly's men are so clueless,
they don't even have basic general knowledge.
I was scared, Brother.
You were scared?
I like seeing fear in my enemy's eyes,
but not in my men's eyes.
Give me another chance, Brother.
You got it.
Come with me.
Come on.
When you know no one can defeat you,
then why are you even enjoying this?
Pehalwan,
pick him up and dump him in Ravi river.
Let the fishes feed on him.
Why does he keep drawing flowers?
Is he really our child?
Don't talk nonsense, Sardar.
You were 16
when you killed my father because I asked you to.
But you cannot kill Sandhu.
I would have killed him long back,
if not for that Bath.
I want to kill them together.
Who knows when you'll get a chance to kill them together?
You should kill Bath.
I tried, many times.
But he survived, every time.
He was at point blank range at Baba Batale's carnival.
But he survived that day too.
Wait for the right time, Parseen.
I will drop so many bombs that Majha will turn into a graveyard.
We can do that even without bombs.
How?
Try to get his son on our side.
He is without power. He is of no use to us.
An enemy who does not die with guns and bombs
usually ends up dead because of his useless child.
Do you know the worst thing that can happen to you?
Addiction.
And the worst part?
Not getting the stuff when you're craving for it.
Brother, I swear, I ran out of it last night.
We used it all up.
Go home.
We can party tomorrow.
I'm requesting you, please.
I wish requests could cure addiction.
Then entire Punjab would have been happy.
Right?
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