The Bad Guys: Little Lies and Alibis

- Here we go. - Were already late.

- Go. Go, go. - Let's move.

Shh! Just let me do the talking.

Hey. Hello.

Hey. Hello. Hey.

I am Mr. Wolf, and these are my associates.

You must be wondering what...

So we know we're ten minutes late to our big parole check-in.

Twelve minutes.

What? We're twelve minutes late!

Mr. Wolf.

Okay, wait, wait, wait!

Before you make any rash decisions, let me explain.

It's actually a really funny story.

Funny and very law-abiding.

We were running early, so we decided to grab a quick breakfast.

This is a big day.

In just two hours, we'll be officially off parole.

- Yeah! - I'm proud of you guys.

Six months without a single slipup.

Not even a parking ticket.

Glad I'm not that guy.

The valets these days.

They're so good, they'll grab your car without even asking.

So naturally, we gave 'em an extra generous tip.

- Hey, what gives? - Look, dummies.

I think it's unplugged for a reason.

Got it.

My car!

Are we sure we took the right bus?

Hold up. There's more than one bus?

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Guys, I gotta go.

- Ooh, bathroom! Bathroom, bathroom. - Piranha! Where's he going?

- Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom! - Hey!

Check it. I was hanging out doing my thing

when out of nowhere, this guy goes crazy for absolutely no reason.

There's a line, chum butt.

Fortunately, I'm a master of conflict resolution,

and I gracefully de-escalated the situation.

- What'd you call me? - No, no, no!

Thanks to him, they rewarded us with a relaxing mud bath.

Piranha, what are you smiling about?

Let's just say I don't have to pee anymore.

- Oh! Come on! Seriously? - Down my leg!

As Good Samaritans, we opted for an eco-friendly option:

A rideshare.

That's it. I'll handle this.

Nailed it.

Hey! What do you think...

Luckily, a kind stranger saw us

and was nice enough to pull over and offer us a ride.

Come on, let's go, go, go!

Chicken nuggies.