Uncut Gems

Now reaching the right side of the colon.

That looks pretty clean.

And there's the ileocecal valve, which is patent and looks fine.

Prep looks good.

Looks like he's well cleaned out.

Going up the sigmoid colon.

Two scattered diverticula there.

Heading towards the splenic flexure now.

That looks clean.

In the mid-transverse colon.

Wait a second. That looks like a flat polyp there.

It's only about two cm.

We can take some biopsies of that.

-Yussi, I'm a block away. - Where the fuck are you, man?

-I told you, I'm walking. - Two guys said

they're watching the business. What is going on?

Hey, man, who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

- They keep saying they're friends of Arno. -Arno? Tell them I'm coming up now.

Harvey, I need that.

Thirty inches.

That's, like, about 35 carats in there. That's side one.

-And right in the middle... -You hear that shit?

Yo, Howard. What's popping, man?

This is my nigga Ca$h Out I was telling you about.

-How do you feel? All right? -No, it was good.

They're calling me with the results.

Hi. How are you? Congratulations.

We just come from Flawless, man. Come to spend some money with you.

He's doing you a favor. Believe me. That guy is a fucking moron.

Arno's friend is here? Yeah, I'm...

Yussi told me you were waiting on me, so I'm sorry about that.

I'm Howard. You didn't bring him any water?

I'm good on the water. I don't need water. Thank you anyway.

This is, uh — This is our own spring water.

We're the first on the block to have that.

-Your parents happy for you? -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So I gotta to tell you, I'm in a bit of a rush.

I don't have much time because I gotta —

What did I tell you? I said no water.

Didn't I tell you no water?

I think it's in your best interest that you find some time for you and I.

We're on the same page, right?

-You all right, Howard? -Oh, yeah. Hundred percent fine.

It's good. I'll handle it. I'll handle it.

You don't do that here, sir.

- Arno Meradian... - ...Is not available.

-He's not answering. -He knows you're calling.

-He doesn't want to deal with you anymore. -I understand.

No, I don't think you do. Come on. It's not a fucking soap opera.

-Listen, listen. Enough. -What are we doing? What the fuck is —

-There you go again. Stop fighting me. -This is not necessary.

No, it isn't? We'll be the judge of that.

What the fuck is this?

Literally my last amount of cash that I had.

-What about this? What's this? -This is not mine.

-It's not mine. -Take the fucking...

Take the fucking watch. Take it. Take it.

Fucking...

-Arno Meradian... -... Is not available.

Arno, what the fuck is this shit?

You're sending collectors to fuck with me at my office?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

I'm literally minutes away from closing the biggest deal of my goddamn life,

and when I do, you're gonna be embarrassed.

Oh, and by the way, the watch they took from me, it's worth $20,000.

I want that deducted from the hundred grand, understand? Call me back!

Look at this. What's up, ladies?

-Shh. She's sleeping. -She's sleeping.

-This is bullshit. -Hey, Howard. How are you?

People coming in and out of the apartment.

- Oh, my God. Not this. -You show up to work anytime you please.

-I was working all night. -I'm sick of this shit.

-You're taking advantage of me. -Howard —

-Oh, my God. Howard! -10:30. It's time to wake up.

-You're so extra. -So you had a party last night?

I did not have a party. Did we?

-That was not a party. -Why didn't you call me?

I did call you at around 9:30. You said, "I'll call you back in five."

-I waited for hours. -Yes, because I fell asleep.

-That's rude. -Putting Beni to sleep.

-Oh, here we go with the lies. -I'm not lying!

-You're so manipulative! -I had to fall asleep on the floor again!

-I'm exhausted! -Well, I didn't ask you to have kids!

-It's not my fault you have kids. -Oh, shut the fuck up with that.

Look, do you want to fucking stay mad, or do you want to get in bed and cuddle?

I know you want to cuddle, Howard. Just come here.

Come on. Just come here.

Come here, baby. Come on.

Come on. I know you want to.

-I'm so goddamn stressed out. -I know you can't resist me.

I know you can't resist me.

Come on.

Don't. Don't. Don't. You can't just do that.

Just one. Just one. Just one.

-Don't you want to see the photos I took? -Yes. Yes.

-Show me. What was this shoot? -I took these pictures.

-I think I really have a future — -How much did you get?

-3,500. -And who is this guy?

-It's this guy, The Weeknd. -What the fuck is The Weeknd?

He's gonna be major even though he's from Canada.

This guy looks stupid.

-Hi. How are you? -Hi, nice to meet you.

Howard Ratner. How are you?

See, I have a piece. You know this kid, The Weeknd?

That's Michael Jackson there on the cross.

Gonna be a controversial piece. It makes it more valuable.

The blacks are VS2s. That's platinum.

Turn around. Don't even step in my place.

-Turn around. -I've got some bets. 24 G's.

Where would you get 24 G's?

I want the OKC-Lakers. I want the fucking over. All right?

-I want Kobe's under. -Kobe under.

Couldn't throw it in the ocean. Go ahead. You can have Kobe all day.

I want the Sixers to cover.

Plus one. Let's finish the bet here.

Hey, one thing at a time. I mean, come on now.

- Yo. -Demany. Demany.

-KG gonna be here any minute. -Can we finish the bet?

If he gets to the store before I do, just fucking keep him there, okay?

-You promise me? -He says he's gonna be here any —

Kevin Garnett is coming to my fucking showroom right now. Right now!

Eighth floor, going up.

We got every right to fucking be here. Fuck you!

You and your man —

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey!

Get out! Get the fuck out!

What? Fuck you, man. Fuck you!

What the fuck is going on out here?

That's on you, asshole. You see this?

-I don't know these fucking guys. -You're dead, fucker. You're dead.

A — -You think I'm playing games?

-Get your laugh off now, asshole. -I didn't do nothing.

When I'm shoveling dirt over your head, you'll see how funny it is then.

I have clients in the office.

-This is crazy. -Turn around and walk away.

David, go back inside. Everything's fine.

-Turn around and walk away. -That's my shop.

- Everybody back in there. -Hello. Open the door.

Okay. Jesus.

You're with KG?

Okay. Well, you gotta shut that door.

KG, huh?

That closed?

That's my man?

-KG. -Howard. Howard.

-What the fuck is going on, man? -Oh, nothing.

They tried to fuck Yussi up. Look at his fucking shirt.

-Look at his shirt. -Okay.

Listen, hey, thanks for the security, by the way.

Send those bitches back to Paramus or Bay Ridge, yeah.

Will you take that and charge it up for me?

All I've got is fucking Yussi to protect me.

Yo, yo. Hey, let us talk. What's goin' on?

What's up? What's up with the —

Did Amar'e have fucking time on the clock?

-There was no time on the clock. -Come on. You were waving him off like —

-What are you, a referee right here? - I like the earrings.

-You like these? -Those are great.

-I was checking out some new ones. -When's the last time you cleaned them?

Let me clean those for you.

Let me throw them in the ultrasonic for you for free, okay?

-What's this gonna cost me? -For free.

Free, for real? You sure?

I would think you would have bigger rocks than that ‘cause you're a big guy.

Let me see what you all got in here, man.

Who would win in a fight, Ben Wallace or Tony Allen?

-TA all day. -Oh, yeah? Okay.

What is that?

What is that, a gremlin? Got the iced-out gremlins in here?

That's a little animal or some kind of fucking — some toy or some shit.

Just bling the bitch out.

Used to work with niggas on early music videos, all that shit.

-He's the first to start that. -You serious?

I started this shit.

-Show him the fucking eye. -Yo. All right.

So I did this, so it fucks with you.

-Oh, you serious? -You like that? There it is.

That scares the shit out of people. Look at that.

- Older model, but it's dope. - Listen.

This shit was slammin'. Slammin'.

What's the length on that? Let me see the chain on that.

That's an 18. I can get you a 14.

KG, Doc know you're here, by the way?

No, he doesn't, and let's keep it that way.

It's game night. You should be stretching out.

-What is he, your coach? -No, just a fucking crazy-ass Jew.

Throw these in the ultrasonic.

-Yes, as soon as the other stuff is done. -No, now.

-We got a nigga that — -KG, I wouldn't lean on that.

Yo. Kevin was just telling me he's looking for some watches.

Are you looking for watches? Let's go to the wall of watches.

-What are we talking... -l was thinking about the Presi, though.

-Right. -That you got that crazy-ass deal for.

That one for 16. The crazy one though. You know?

-Yeah. The... -The Presi.

Yeah. Right. Right.

Hey, look at this right here. Look.

Boom.

That's a small watch for a big man. I don't know.