Welcome to Wrexham

I know you been playing me

Playing me

Baby, baby

Playing me

Mm.

Oh.

Doing your name. Next to my mum.

Next to your mum's, yeah. Brilliant.

Uh, we've got about 150 so far.

I've got about another 30 to do now.

Wow.

Every day

It's a-getting closer

Going faster than a roller coaster

Love like yours will surely come my way

A-hey, a-hey-hey

Every day, it's a-getting faster

Everyone said, "Go ahead and ask her"

Love like yours will surely come my way

A-hey, a-hey-hey

Love like yours will surely come my way

Did you make the game last night, Ryan?

It was so exciting.

Whoa! RYAN: There it is.

Come on, now. SHAUN:

Now, that's a stadium. Wow.

Is that better? Wow.

We just don't have anything like this.

Wow.

I'm actually really moved.

My wife. ROB: Yeah.

Wow.

Look, look, look, look.

It's so amazing.

Seeing this place is literally emotional.

Like, 'cause I've watched it so much on the video feed,

- and to be here... - Yeah.

And standing on the turf is just--oh, my God.

Hello. Hey, Kerry.

Hi. Welcome to Wales.

Nice to finally meet you in person.

Yeah. - Yeah, very much so.

Yes. How you doing, Kerry?

- You good? - Yeah. Finally.

Yeah.

- Ground looks amazing. - How do you feel about it?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Beautiful, right? - Yeah. Yeah.

It's gor--I mean, the last one looked good too,

but apparently it wasn't.

Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, this is great.

Nice colors.

It does have sort of a prison vibe.

You wanna have a quick shower?

- Sure, man. - I wanna take a bath, actually.

Is that weird?

We're gonna have a quick shower.

Vizio.

Is that the gym?

Boy. PERSON: Yes, we--we--

- Plans are afoot to-- - Does it ever. Wow.

- And the pub would go out? Sorry?

- It's a pub? No, it'll stay here.

Oh.

- But it is a pub. - Yeah. You're drinking--

So they would be drinking in here.

Absolutely.

And how does Wayne Jones feel about that? Like--

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Great.

Good job, guys. - That was amazing.

So this is the shop.

The girls. Hi. How are you?

Hi. How are you?

Hey, guys. How you doing?

Hi.

Don't mind us. We're just--

What, did you have this replicated just based on--

Hmm.

Yes.

I thought this was one of a kind.

I guess not. We sell them now.

Interesting.

As far as these three go, I like the middle one.

I do too. ROB: Yeah.

You wanna model it?

I don't even have to take it off.

Whoa, it's like at Knott's Berry Farm.

Cool.

Hmm? What do you think? Yeah?

Like a professional footballer.

Love it. ROB: Okay.

It's nice. - Right?

I like this one. That's my favorite too.

Really? I like it 'cause it's just solid.

Simple and solid. Yeah.

So whatever the club is in the National League

is the time it's gonna cost you the most money.

- Yeah. You are paying players

money equivalent to that that they would be earning

in League Two if they were promoted to League One.

1.1?

If we don't get promoted this year,

we're going to lose a million dollars next year as well.

A million pounds.

Yeah.

And then if we don't get promoted the year after that,

we will lose a million pounds.

And the year after that, we'll lose--

We'll lose our lives if we don't get--

Yeah. - Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, that's, um, scary as fuck.

- All right. - That's very scary.

Um... what now?

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How you guys doing? Hi.

Wrexham! Wrexham! Wrexham!

Wrexham! Wrexham!

How are you, Kyle?

There you go. How are you?

Thank you. Are you going to the game?

Whoo. All right.

All right.

Smile.

Say "cheese."

How are you, Nate?

You good? ROB: Sorry.

- Really? - Yeah.

Right.

What is the DVD in here that you've never rented?

- Eh... Like, what's the movie--

No, it could be Green Lantern?

Even I--even the person who edited it never saw the movie.

Hi, Ryan.

It was never cool to be a Wrexham fan.

But this year, it's actually cool to be a Wrexham fan,

Which is, you know-- Is just since takeover.

It's definitely now that you're not embarrassed

to admit that you're a Wrexham fan.

I never was, but they've only recently made it known.

I'd love to.

It's been a dream to sign this dog.

I've had my eye on it all day. Thank you.

Hi.

The hype is massive.

In all fairness,

it's benefitted a lot of businesses,

and that can only be a good thing for the town,

um, 'cause the town desperately needs it.

A little less conversation

Ryan! Ryan!

Whoo-hoo.

All this aggravation

Ain't satisfactionin' me

Oh, my God, it is.

Spencer.

Mr. McElhenney, Rob.

- How you doing? Nice to see you.

- Good to see you. You okay?

- Yeah, how are you? - Spence.

Ryan. - My friend.

Nice to see you. You okay?

Very nice to see you in person.

In the flesh. SPENCER: Yes. Yes.

Finally. SPENCER: Yeah.

- Welcome to Wrexham. - Thank you.

Do you want to see Wrexham?

Yeah.

So I don't think we're gonna go into the church,

but if you just come to the door and have a look through...

Sure. There's actually--

If you look down,

there's a festival of angels at the moment.

Spencer Harris is one of the first people

we met in the process

of taking over the duties of the club.

When it was built, it'd been completely white,

so you could see it from the mountains.

- Yeah. - A bit like a GPS.

So in the days when there's no GPS...

- I have to-- - I have to get a photo.

Hi. How are you? Pleasure.

This is his church. How are you?

- Rob McElhenney. - Hi. Really good to see you.

What a beautiful place to come each day, though.

It is, yeah.

I sort of walk here and I think,

"Wow, this is my office." Yes. Yeah.

Uh, and, you know, I have to sort of pinch myself

because it is absolutely wonderful.

Jason has got a really interesting history.

- Do you wanna tell the guys-- - Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, my sideline is that, um, I'm a ghostbuster.

I'm an exorcist.