The Amazing Digital Circus

: Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus!

: Pomni.

: Pomni. : Pomni.

: Pomni. : Pomni...

: Pomni! : Pomni!

: Pomni. : Pomni!

: Pomni!

Hello?

No! No! No!

Caine!

Somebody, help me!

Please!

No! No! :

Looks like our new friend's already abstracted.

- Well, I guess we're not all cut out for it.

I don't even remember her name, honestly.

Huh?

-Hey, Pomni. How'd you sleep?

Are you still sleeping?

I'll let you get back to it, if you are.

There she is. Hope you're doin' all right.

I know yesterday was a bit of a doozy.

"A doozy."

-Oh, and don't worry about the whole "abandoning me for the exit" thing.

It's perfectly understandable what you were going through at the time,

and there's no hard feelings.

Yer all good.

Huh?

Uh, well, let's forget about all that.

Caine's got a new adventure today, and judging by what he's been teasing,

it seems like it's gonna be a fun one.

Today's adventure is...

That's right!

The Candy Canyon Kingdom's been robbed of their most valuable resource --

maple syrup!

It's up to you to bring the rotten bandits who stole it

to sweet, buttery justice!

An entire kingdom of candy?

Sounds sticky.

Very sticky, indeed.

Sounds .

Bubble, you can't say that.

: Mmmmmmmmmmm, nope.

Zooble, wait!

I-I'm testing out a new AI in this one!

It should be 57 times more immersive!

Ooh, a new AI.

You don't want to mess with the new AI, Zoobie?

: Uh, yeah, no.

-Whoa, sounds fun. What do you think, Pomni?

So, our entire existence here...

is just LARPing?

-W-Well, uh -- -Why are you all just standing there?!

The -- The Canyon -- C-Canyon Candy Kingdom needs you now!

Hmm? -Nah, thanks. I'm trying to quit.

Wow, Kinger, check out this castle.

It's amazing!

: They've even got little candy bugs here.

It's so beautiful. -Yeah, this place is great!

-LOOK!!! It's the princess!! -

-Ah, you must be the brave knights sent to us by God...

to help us with our recent catastrophe.

That's us, ma'am.

Your kingdom's awesome, by the way.

Love the vibe. -

I like you already. -Look, Pomni.

We're already friends with the princess.

-I'm not a child. You don't have to hype me up.

I assume you've been informed of your mission.

The bandits that robbed us used a modded syrup tanker,

so we figured the best way to go head-to-head with them

is to give you a war rig of your own.

Aagh!

Ooh, violence.

What time period is this supposed to be, again?

-Here's the key back into the kingdom for when you've secured the goods.

I trust you not to let it fall into the wrong hands?

You can count on me, Your Highness.

-Oh, please. Call me Loo.

Will do, Loo.

I call shotgun.

Oh, God, is that the horn?

That sucks.

Gangle, you drive.

Farewell, good knights.

I have every faith in you!

D'you think your mum's gonna pull through

if we get all this back to the village?

I'm sure she will.

This much syrup would save hundreds of people.

-We won't know for sure until we get back to the village.

She's a fighter, though.

She taught me everything I know.

Oy! Don't get too comfy, lads.

Looks like they've sent someone after us.

-All right, Gangle, when we catch up to 'em,

I'll jump over, crawl inside,

and shoot 'em repeatedly until they're unrecognizable.

-I feel like that violates some kind of convention.

You're violating my ears with your clap-back.

Get driving, driver!

-So, Pomni, I'm sure there's some way you could help out here.

Maybe when we catch up to them, we could --

We could be assertive. Like this!

-Hey! -

Jax!

Ah, that's perfect! Just hold that pose.

I gotta get something.

Jax, you

-You know, I swear there was some kind of bazooka back here, but...

...I'm having such trouble finding it.

: Pomni, take this!

Egh...

Here it is.

All right, Pomni, you just stay like that, and I'll cross over you.

Are you kidding me?!

Ow!

-Nice going, Pomni -- now I have no bridge.

Ah-hah! Gotcha!

Me arms aren't long enou-- Whoa!

This lot's trouble.

Let's see how their rig does on those rocks around there.

Me arms aren't short enough to shift the gear.

Ooh, now we're cookin'!

Hey! Ribbons! Up and at 'em!

I don't think we --

-Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable?

Move it!

-Oh, these fellas just don't know when to quit, do they?

Hey! Quit muckin' about and get back up here!

Oh, yeah. Right.

Everyone all right?

: Can you repeat the question?

I couldn't hear you over the knives.

Hey, Gangle.

You should ram into 'em. -What?

You should NOT ram them!

Pomni's still on board!

Do it. It'll be epic.

: Why are there so many knives back here?!

-Do it, or I'll tell Ragatha about the figurine thing.

Guh!

Are you guys trying to kill me?!

These guys are whack jobs!

Let's give them some of this.

Aww, no more ramming?

Guess I HAVE to tell Ragatha about the thing now.

: What?!

Oh. You're still up here.

Guuuuuuys?

: Pomni, take this!

-Uh, hey, Kinger, is that rope attached to anything?

Uhhhh.

I don't know. Let me check.

W-W-What? Wha?

I blame YOU for this.

- -

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH--

Oog! Ack!

OHHHH, NO!!!

Lads?

Hello?

Anyone?

Huh?

Uh...

Guh!