Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase

Hey. Have you seen Nancy Drew?

Nancy who?

Never mind. Thank you.

Mrs. Shay!

- Hey, have you seen Nancy Drew? - No.

Thank you.

Sorry, sir! I'm sorry. Sorry.

Watch where you're going, kid.

Hey! Have you seen Nancy Drew?

Drew!

Finally! You didn't answer your phone.

Sorry, I don't hear it when I'm skating.

Check it out.

I can't believe anyone would do this to Bess,

and now it's gone viral.

You know how sensitive Bess is,

she won't leave the house now.

Please, guys. Go away.

We're not leaving!

Great.

I'm so pathetic, my friends have to come and rescue me.

I'm an even bigger loser than I thought.

Okay, if...

If needing your friends means you're a loser,

then I'm the biggest loser of all.

'Cause you guys make me forget

I live in this one-horse town every day.

- Jeez. - Hey.

Hi.

Actually, River Heights has four horses.

Sorry.

Let me in.

Welcome to the party!

Let's school this troll.

But, we don't even know who did it.

Oh, isn't it obvious?

Oh, he's just a dill weed.

Can I show you?

I'm so stupid. I forgot to take my goggles off.

Oh, stop it.

The last thing you are is stupid.

Dirty Bess. Dirty Bess. Dirty Bess.

My clothes might not be as good as everyone else's,

but they're not dirty.

Hey, it looks like a 2-year-old came up with this.

Wish I could fast-forward it.

Just don't look for a second.

Dirty Bess. Dirty Bess. Dirty Bess.

Everyone saw this.

Don't pay attention to what a lizard-brain does.

Dirty Bess. Dirty Bess. Dirty Bess.

There! Someone forgot to blur out his reflection.

- Presenting... - Number 91.

Try that again.

It's... It's a reflection.

19.

Derek freaking Barnes.

- God. - Should've known.

Derek is making fun of me all the time.

I know I'm not cute, or cool, but...

Why can't he just let me be?

What? You're super cute.

Aww.

Don't they make a darling couple?

The idiot spawn of the 2 richest families in town.

Nancy Drew, I know that look.

You can't just go after Derek.

- Ew! - I'm not gonna go after Derek.

I'm just gonna help him see the light.

- Good luck with that. - Yeah.

You've only spent summers here.

You don't really know Derek like we do.

But, if we don't stop him, he'll just do it again to someone else.

Do you guys really want that on your conscience?

Okay.

I'm in. Fine.

Great! Let's hit the gym.

Wait.

You... You wanna work out? Like, now?

No, but in order to get ready for football season

he's gotta super-set.

You know, all the time. And... Here.

From the timestamp, it looks like

mid-morning Tuesday is his favorite time to hog the floor.

That means he'd shower around, you know, 11:45,

so he could be fresh to play trainer for the cheerleading squad.

What?

The way your brain works is so cool.

You know, psychologists say

it's okay for bullies to get a little taste of their own medicine.

It's called restorative justice.

Yeah!

Yes!

What's the most important thing in Derek's life?

His social media presence, right?

Let's make a tiny adjustment to that.

Gold! Gold!

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!

Bess.

Bess, this is perfect! This is perfect! Okay.

20 seconds.

Yes!

- Yes. Oh, boy. - Yes! Yes!

Get up here.

I did something.

Oh, my God. That was so...

Okay.

- I've got everything set up. - So close.

We're ready to go.

- Maple bars, anyone? - Yes! Can I, please?

Oh, my God! Maple bars are my thing!

Dig in.

Oh, I probably shouldn't. My skin is still breaking out.

Eat a donut, Bess. Okay? Life is short, go.

- Come on. - It's good.

So, how long will it take?

I don't know.

Hey, this is my set, not hers!

My bad. I'm all yours now.

Derek! Are you okay?

Never better.

No.

Something is seriously wrong with you, dude.

Look.

Derek Barnes, welcome to Thunderdome!

When you humiliate others,

- there will be consequences. - Stop iaughing at me!

She's checking me out. She's checking me out.

I look good. She still looking?

Faster.

Oh!

At least I'm trying.

I'm currently single right now if you guys are looking for anything.

You can chill at my house if you guys are interested.

Just make sure you keep your face below my back,

so, like, my face is the only thing.

Because, like, if your face is on my video, it's gonna be ruined.

I'm just waiting on the machine.

Stop laughing at me. Okay?

Stop laughing at me.

- He's so blue. - Oh, my God!

This stuff actually works.

I was not expecting that.

That... It works!

- It works! Let's get outta here. - Phew!

Nobody's ever stood up for me like that before.

You stood up for yourself.

You know, we just added a little color.

- Aww. - Thank you.

Of course!

Aww!

You guys are the best.

This town is so much more fun with you in it, Nancy.

Even if that means we get in a lot more trouble.

Oh, come on. Just a little trouble.

Your daughter assaulted my son.

That's more than enough for me to sue.

Go right ahead.

All my daughter did was defend a young girl your son cyberbullied.

My son did no such thing.

How about we look at the video

that Derek posted from your IP address?

- This is ridiculous. - Guys, let's all calm down a minute.

Under State Penal Code 848.9,

cyberbullying is a crime punishable by up to 5 years in prison

and $1,000 in fines,

and that's just for you, Jeff.

This is not over, Counselor.

I promise that.

Are you sure Jeff Barnes

is the type of person you want to have as an enemy?

I think I can handle him.

I'm sorry about all this.

I'll make sure Nancy pays for the damages.

That's not gonna be enough, though.

This is not her first offense,

and she involved two other girls.

I can't just turn a blind eye.

She has to face the consequences this time.

What did you have in mind?

8 hours a day?

Okay, for the next 2 months,

basically my whole summer just went sideways.

I'm surprised that's all the community service you got.

You committed several felonies.

Hey, they're only felonies if you're 18.

Oh, excellent point, Counselor.

And, since you're nowhere near 18, you are hereby grounded.

I stood up to a bully.

I mean, why should I get punished for that?

I'm proud of you.

But the way you did it isn't right.

You stooped to his level.

You pulled a prank that caused thousands of dollars worth of damage.

They may have to re-tile the entire shower.

But worst of all, you involved other girls.

I mean, that dye wears off.

And delivering justice isn't a prank, it's my duty.

So, is it like last week?

It was your duty to burn the word "assassin"