Home Delivery

It's happening. It's happening.

It's happening!

What is...? Now?

Now?

Yeeeesssss!

I can smell colors.

Thank you for shaving your scrotum,

by the way. - Oh, sure.

-I know it's just a little gesture,

but the nurses sure do appreciate it.

-Ah. -Now you're going to feel

a little tug.

-Why does he keep saying little? Why does he repeat that word?

Last chance, folks.

Sure you want to go through with this?

We're sure.

-I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, hon. -What?

Let me-- let me turn that off.

Who's cooking bacon?

-Bitsy? - Amy?

-Hi. Yeah. Honey, now-- now's not a good--

It's happening.

-What? - I know.

Okay, well, you have to get here.

-You're not due for another week.

I know, but it's happening.

Uh, we will be there.

Okay. Hurry. I don't know

when it's gonna happen. -I know, I know.

Okay, okay. - So you need to get here now,

just in case. -Yes. I love you too.

Bye-bye. -

Um...

What up?

I'm gonna be an auntie.

- Daddy? - Hey! Hello!

Did you remember the camera?

Yes, I've got the camera.

I've got the SD cards. Battery's all charged up.

Even stopped and got a wide-angle lens

so I can get all of you.

Dad! What is that supposed to mean?

-Uh...okay. All right. Poor word choice.

- Get all of me, really? -All right, I'm sorry.

- God. -Honey, I'm sorry.

Have you left yet?

Sweetheart, we left Tahoe just now.

You should be on the road!

We are on the road.

I called you an hour ago.

-We'll be there as soon as we can.

Don't you worry.

Okay.

- Is the back door locked?

Is the coffee machine off?

- Mom? -Did you at least see the cat?

Mom! Are you still there?

-Honey? Honey, you know you weren't supposed to

go into labor until next week.

I understand that, Mom.

I can't really control... -Did you pack your pills?

...when the baby comes, okay?

- - Mom.

Make sure you actually

see the cat. - Mom.

Eew.

-Wow. -You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

My balls are sad frozen grapes, but I'm okay.

- I love grapes. - How are you holding up?

Well... you know, it's a lot.

-It is a lot, but, uh, I got you.

-I got you. I got you.

-I got you so hard. -I-- oh.

Hey, there they are.

-Hi. -Here he is.

Thank you, for... -Oh, anytime. Anytime.

-Hey, congratulations. -It's so good to see you.

Hey! No!

-I just-- -No!

-Let him. -No, we are family.

Don't do that. Don't do that. I got this.

-Thank you very much. -My man. Come here. Hug me.

Come on, man.

-Agghhh! So good to see you again.

Good to see you.

Hey, uh, what's the spread on boy versus girl?

Four to one.

-Four to one? Put me down for a C-note.

You want in on this?

On, uh-- oh, do I want--?

No. -You sure?

-Next time. -No, we're good.

-It's...a grand. -Oh. Next time.

We'll think about it next time. -

-You going to the game tonight?

-You know it, boss. -All right, look.

No street dogs. Please.

I'm-- I'm-- I'mma pay you. No street dogs, all right?

I need all hands on deck tomorrow.

It's a big day, bro. -Okay.

...get your skinny butt over here.

There she is.

Oh. I'm coming. I'm coming. You are so preggo this time.

I am so preggo.

-Oh, my gosh. Five months really makes a difference.

-I know. I totally popped. -Look at you.

-Not much longer though. Fingers crossed. Legs open.

Hi. -Oh, my god. Gorgeous as ever.

-Oh, stop. I feel like the Jolly Green Vagiant.

You look beautiful.

Do you want to touch it?

-Go ahead. -Go on.

Yeah, fam.

-Whoa! -That was-- yeah.

-You felt that? -It's a fucking alien, right?

We got our own little chest-burster.

-Come on. Come on. I wanna give you the tour.

Welcome. Welcome. I'm so happy you're here.

Thank you, babe.

-It's like the Jetsons. - So much glass.

- Isn't it amazing? - Look at that.

It's so beautiful.

Oh, you should have seen it before.

It was a total bachelor pad, okay?

Beautiful.

Like a wet bar over here

and there was like black leather couches.

It was terrible. -I don't miss it.

Oh. Jimmy's been so sweet.

He let me play house. Don't you love that?

has done all the celebrity pregnancies.

Baby, I could stare at that all day.

-It's very tasteful. -I know.

We love it. It turned out so good.

So yeah, everything else you're looking at,

I pretty much got from shoots, you know.

Like, oh my gosh, this thing.

Ah, you need this. This is from Bali.

You guys can have it if you want.

It's like a fertility goddess. Worked for us.

Also, I'm sorry, but if it's okay,

I-- I-- I had to put you guys in here.

It's just, Mom-- Mom's snoring is so bad.

-Oh, to sleep. -Yeah.

-Oh, we'll sleep right there? -Okay.

-Yeah. - It folds out.

-It's just-- I can't have her waking the baby.

The snoring's really bad.

And please don't tell her I said so,

because you know how she is. -Whatever you need.

It's like a chainsaw starting.

-I don't know how Gary gets any sleep.

Is that Grandma Evans' china?

-Wasn't that a wedding gift, baby?

-I think so. I... -I think it was...

I think it was a wedding plus a housewarming gift.

I mean, you know how Mom is.

She's like, we're having a baby, so we'll probably be hosting

Christmas or Thanksgiving, just for ease.

-So weird, because you've never even been home

for Thanksgiving since you landed Victoria's Secret Plus.

-Where should we stick this luggage?

The gym. The gym.

-Put it in the gym? - Yeah, you know what?

It's down that hallway right there.

You go down, to the right, last door.

-Make yourselves at home, please. Be comfy.

-Will do. It's really beautiful.

-Oh, god. I'm so glad you're here.

-Such a treat. -

Didn't even take 15 minutes.

-"Since we're the ones with the baby coming."

That's very subtle. Very subtle.

-Baby, I think you should say something.

-Why? She's gonna take her side.

-Well, that's questionable. -She always takes her side.

You know what? She can have the china.

I don't even care. -Okay. Big of you.

-But she is not taking our baby name.

Oh.

-I have had a name picked out since I was 14 years old.

Yeah, I know.

-And if she thinks that she can just swoop on in here

because she's the one that got pregnant, she can eat...

Nope.

-...my ass. She can-- -That's my job.

But I will go Mad Max if

she tries to take our baby name. -

Redrum. Redrum.

Bitsy.

Hi.

-This room, it's... perfect.

-Okay, this is what they're rocking.

A elliptical, a Peloton, and a vintage Bowflex.

Jimmy is so loaded, babe. My god.

'Cause I know how much her money went to--

Honey.

Hi, Kevin.

- Ellye, what is that smell in here?