Love on a Diet (瘦身男女)

He's at it again!

Good evening.

This is the last show of my tour.

I want to dedicate the last song...

to a specia! someone.

No...

Think I don't exist? I'm your fiancee!

On Stage ... On Stage!

You all right?

CD...

This is for you.

What's your name?

Mini

Mini

I've seen you in every show.

Thanks for your support.

Thank you.

I had a girlfriend with the same name.

Good-bye.

Good-bye.

Good evening!

Excuse me!

Sorry to bother you!

Can someone help me?

Good morning!

Excuse me!

Good morning!

What's going on?

Excuse me!

What a mess!

She's better off dead.

Your wife died a long time ago.

It's time to find a new love.

Mini is from Hong Kong.

She's sweet. She's gorgeous.

She may be a little fat,

but can be attractive after losing some weight

What a beauty!

Here are the kitchen knives.

They're made of top-quality stainless steel.

Please buy them.

Smile...

Isn't she beautiful?

I'll let you two chat.

I have to go to the toilet.

No!

Don't touch his things!

I have to go to the toilet

Hello? Yes...

I'm busy right now.

What is it?

I'm back.

Welcome back.

Room 18.

Yes.

Here's your key.

-Thanks. --Don't worry.

The delivery boy's lunch box is still here.

He really went to bathroom.

Don't worry!

Wait.

Yes?

Sorry to bother you.

Being single can be lonely.

You should find a companion.

Mini is from Hong Kong.

She's sweet and gorgeous.

She can be attractive after losing some weight.

Use your imagination!

Isn't she beautiful?

Smile...

What a beauty!

I'll let you two chat.

Say something.

Can ! have a piece?

Sorry, just finished it.

I'll eat the bits.

You're helpless!

Forget it! I'll call the police,

if you don't pay the rent!

Wait.

Mini is cute.

You think so?

She owes me 5 days of rent.

If you'll pay for her,

she's yours.

Here I have kitchen knives.

They're made of stainless steel.

Top quality!

Told you I don't want them.

If you buy 2 pairs,

I'll pay for her rent.

That's no fair.

Please buy them!

Fine.

Thanks!

Thanks!

Thanks!

Thanks!

Let's go!

I'm from Hong Kong too!

Good-bye.

Have a nice life!

This station will take you to anywhere.

You decide where to go.

Bye!

I helped you because you're from Hong Kong.

I'm not interested in you.

I got it.

You can't afford train fare.

Here.

Take it.

It's yours.

Listen. I'm a gangster.

I'll sell you to the brothels!

Scared?

Go now!

I beg you.

I'm a deadbeat. I can't afford you.

We'll both be dead if you stay with me.

Understand?

Please leave!

Come on.

Fine. You win!

I'll give you money.

I'll give you everything. Enough?

Get out.

Get out!

I'm leaving.

I'm leaving your things here.

Are you getting off?

Stay in there if you want.

You can eat and sleep in the car!

I need a room.

Thank you!

Excuse me.

Give way.

Good night.

What the hell?

Good night.

Good night.

Bye-bye.

Delicious...

Delicious...

Delicious...

What the hell?

You almost ran me over!

Sorry.

I don't blame you.

It's his fault!

What's with your attitude?

Sorry.

It's his fault!

Sorry.

I have nowhere else to go.

Easy to see why!

How long have you been out of work?

Kurokawa toured the country.

You followed him the whole time,

and spent everything on the tickets!

No ...

Admit it!

You're a grown-up.

Stop acting like a fan.

You don't understand.

Kurokawa is my boyfriend!

And Drew Barrymore is my wife!

Angelina Jolie is my girlfriend!

Cameron Diaz is my nanny!

She bathes me everyday!

What?

Look.

What is this?

Just look.

Are you serious?

10 years ago I came to Japan to study.

I met Kurokawa under the tower.

We were happy together.

He wrote a song for me.

But because of this song,

he won a scholarship to study abroad.

Then, the nightmare began.

Maybe it was loneliness,

maybe it was hormonal imbalance,

I couldn't stop eating.

And my body grew...

Until I became a 300 lbs. fatty!

Kurokawa became a famous musician.

I could only admire him from afar...

Until a few days ago.

I had a girlfriend with the same name.

He didn't recognize me!

Take it easy.

How can I help?

Can I have a bite?

Sure!

Thanks.

I feel better now.

Good. Go to bed.

Good night.