A Misanthrope Teaches a Class for Demi-Humans (人外教室の人間嫌い教師)

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Episode 5

Episode 5

The Misanthrope and Tobari's Hymn

The Misanthrope and Tobari's Hymn

Teachers' Office

There, all done!

That should do it for the midterm questions.

This should help my students when they enter human society,

so I'll need to keep updating this material.

Mr. Hoshino's stuff again?

I wish he'd keep his desk more organized.

How does he keep track of where anything is?

Man, I'm hungry.

With all this work, I had no time to eat lunch.

Oh, no!

I forgot I bought sushi for lunch today!

Wasshoi!

Sushi, sushi!

You've gotta treat yourself sometimes.

Since I just got my paycheck, I splurged a bit with the premium sushi!

Huh? I can't open it.

You can't be serious.

Hey, c'mon!

There!

Aw man, I spilled it.

This is why I don't trust these tear-anywhere packets.

There, all clean.

Wait, huh?

Is this Mr. Hoshino's handkerchief?!

Advanced Class

Nope, it's not coming off.

I'm a goner for sure!

This sucks.

What have I done?

Mr. Hitoma, what's up?

Haneda?!

Wh-What are you doing here so late?!

Hey, what'd you just hide from me?

Huh?

Ah! There's an alien up in the sky!

Huh? Who would fall for that trick?

I wasn't trying to trick you...

I saw everything.

What are you talking about?

The fancy-looking handkerchief with that awful stain.

So you really did see?!

F-From where?

From "There, all done! That should do it for the midterm questions."

All the way back then?!

I might have messed up a little.

Isn't that Mr. Hoshino's?

I knew it.

You should apologize to him sooner rather than later.

I agree, but I wanted to do what I could before returning it to him.

I don't think you'll get anywhere by stressing yourself out.

Yeah...

I'll go get Mr. Hoshino, then.

Wait, Haneda!

I need time to sort out my emotions!

Here he is.

That was fast!

I'd already asked him to come here.

Now that's being prepared!

Huh, what?

What's this about?

Well, Mr. Hoshino...

You see...

Oh, that's the handkerchief I got as a birthday present from my wife.

Y-Y-Your wife?!

As a birthday present?!

Hold on, you're married?!

I was stumped since I couldn't find it.

Thank you.

Where was it?

I think it turned up when that pile of paper on your desk collapsed.

Oh, so that's where it was?

Sorry for all the trouble.

I've never been very organized.

Um, Mr. Hoshino.

Actually, I used this to wipe up some soy sauce by mistake.

I'm so sorry!

Soy sauce?

Oh, a stain like that's no big deal.

It's still perfectly usable as a handkerchief.

You don't need to feel bad about it at all, Mr. Hitoma.

I'm so glad you managed to find it.

I was looking for it over the past week.

My wife was about to be very angry at me.

Miss Haneda, is this why you called me here?

That's right.

I see.

Miss Haneda. Mr. Hitoma. Thank you both.

Not at all.

I'll be going now.

I'm glad he didn't get mad at you.

Yeah.

Thanks a lot, Haneda.

Guess I'll be going, too!

Tobari Haneda.

Her true form is a bird, the bull-headed shrike.

She's always been top of the class.

However, her school records are sealed away for some reason,

so I don't know how long she's spent at the advanced level.

She wants to become a human so she can make music.

Advanced Class

Mr. Hitoma.

What is it, Haneda?

My stomach hurts a little.

May I go to the nurse's office?

Yeah. Who's willing to tag along?

No, I'll be fine.

I can make it there by myself.

No, we can't have you passing out in the hallway.

Can one of you please take her?

I'll do it!

Sure, Usami.

Please accompany her.

Got it.

No, I'm really fine by myself.

You don't look it, so shut your trap.

What? This isn't the Usami I know.

Don't classes come first?

You sure can run your mouth for someone who's sick.

Hurry up and rest in the nurse's office.

Will Tobari be all right?

We rarely even catch colds in this form, so I can't help but worry.

Huh, really?

Our current bodies are that of a model healthy human teenager.

We enjoy full bodily function, which includes fitness and immune systems.

In turn, we don't get sick very easily.

Nurse's Office

Yes, come in.

Excuse me.

'Sup, Mr. Hitoma.

Doing good?

Hello there, Ms. Karasuma.

How's Haneda doing?

Feeling a lot better after a nap.

I see, that's good to hear.

Mr. Hitoma, you should have a talk with her, too.

Tobari Haneda always comes to the nurse's office at the very last minute.

Always?

She gets sick at this time every year, so tell her to drop by a little earlier.

And to get some proper rest, too.

Every year?

Does she have some kind of condition?

Huh? Oops.

Well, I guess you could call it that...

Mr. Hitoma?

You came just to see me?

How are you feeling, Haneda?

I'm doing a lot better now.

What about class?

Come ask in the teachers' office or the social studies prep room once you recover.

What about the math prep room?

That's Mr. Hoshino's hideout, so no can do.

The least he could do is share!

I haven't had a chance to talk with her alone, so let's keep going.

Oh yeah, you said you were interested in music.

That's right.

Any music you're really into lately?

What?

I know what this reminds me of!

You sound like a dad worried about his teenage daughter!

What?!

What music I'm into?

I've been digging otoMAD videos lately.

OtoMADs?

You never know what you're gonna get.

I watch everything from old uploads to the latest popular stuff.

The one I'm into right now...

Probably this one.

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