Housefull (House Full) (हाउसफुल)

Players win. - Yeah!

Bad night.

48.. - That's mine. - Yeah!

Yes!

Send in the cooler.

Oh.. - Security. Security. - Yes.

All the air conditioners in the casino are on..

..yet the boss has ordered for a cooler on the phone.

This isn't a cooler for cooling down the place.

A cooler is a man who is summoned by the casino..

..when the casino is losing and people are winning.

Is he a player? - He's no player.

He's jinxed. Unfortunate. He is bad-luck.

Just watch.

As soon as he enters..

..and as he passes by every table..

..winning streaks will turn to losing streaks.

Their happiness will turn to sorrow.

And our casino will start winning again.

He's coming. - Oh God. Is he such a bad omen?

Notjust bad, he's the worst kind of bad luck ever.

Come on.

"His fate is always making him cry."

"There's no way he can get rid of his bad luck."

"Life doesn't bestow him with anything."

"Instead it keeps taking things away."

"He's such bad-luck."

"You'd never have come across a loser like him."

"He's such a loser."

"He's such a.. such a loser."

"He's such a loser."

"He's such a.. such a loser."

Oh no..

"Friday the 13th is a bad omen."

"But it's no match for his birthday."

"He's jinxed, that's his fate."

"He's the worst kind of bad luck."

"He's such bad-luck."

"You'd never have come across a loser like him."

"He's such a loser."

"He's such a.. such a loser."

"He's such a loser."

"He's such a.. such a loser."

Aarush, I don't understand.

Why do you look so upset whenever you come to the casino?

People lose every time I come here.

And I realise I'm such a loser.

Why don't you take up a job?

Because where ever I take up a job..

..I get fired because of my ominous fate.

But the casino is the only place..

..where I get paid for my bad luck.

How long will this continue?

That's it! Today's the last day.

After today everything will change. - How is that?

Because it's my destiny..

The day I marry my true love..

..good fortune will smile upon me again.

Look. And that day isn't far.

I'm going to propose to Puja.

Puja, will you marry me?

No, I cannot marry you.

Why? What's wrong with me? - Everything.

Since you've come into my life everything has gone wrong.

I've met with an accident six times.

I've lost my job.

I've lost my friends.

And you know what happened yesterday.

I lost some of my hair as well.

Listen, Aarush, you're very sweet.

But you're jinxed.

When I told my brother about you..

..he said it as well, that a man who makes a living..

..from his bad-luck can't be good for me.

And anyway, he has finalised my marriage with someone else.

"He keeps wishing for true love."

"Instead, life gives him nothing."

"He asks a girl, "marry me, my baby."

"She replies, over my dead body, maybe."

"He's such bad-luck."

"You'd never have come across a loser like him."

"He's such a loser."

"He's such a.. such a loser."

"He's such a loser."

"He's such a.. such a loser."

"He's such a loser."

"He's such a.. such a loser."

"He's such a loser."

"He's such a.. such a loser."

"He's such a loser."

Puja. Puja.

Puja.

Puja, open the door.

Puja..

Stay away from my sister, get it.

Bloody loser.

"Loser."

Aarush.

Brother, you're leaving?

Yes.

I think Macau wasn't lucky for you.

The entire world is unlucky for me.

Where will you go?

There's only one man in the world..

..who doesn't think that I'm a jinx.

We grew up together in London, worked together in London.

He always thought it was his good fortune

..to be the best friend of an unfortunate man like me.

I'm going back to him.

I'm going back home. I'm going to London.

1 7, everybody's a winner.

Stop checking him out. - He's cute.

You will never change.

Whatever, I'm off now. - Off?

Yeah. I need to look after my baby. - Good luck.

Ladies and gentlemen, most of you know me.

I'm Kishore Samtani, the owner of this fabulous casino.

And now I'm going to speak in Hindi.

Because whenever I speak in Hindi, you don't understand.

And you clap even when I abuse you.

For 200 years, you looted my country.

So I came to London and opened this casino..

..to loot you scoundrels. Clap, applause, applause.

Applause.. I love you, guys.

Boys and girls, the next drink is on me.

To celebrate the second anniversary..

..of my star dealer, Babu Rao to Hetal.

All the drinks are on me. Drink, play, and lose.

Thank you. - For what?

For being my wife.

Your father hasn't spoken to you..

..for the past two years because of me.

Happy anniversary. - To you too.

I love you. I love you.

I love you so much. - Enough dear, I love you too.

What's up, Bob? - Hey. Hey, Bob.

Hey. - Come join us.

Me, dance with you?

No way, guys.

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight. - See you later.

I love you. - Okay, I love you too. That's it.

I love you. I love you.

My love. I here.

I love you.

Hi, Prada, my love.

I love you. - I love you.

I love you.

Prada. - I love you too Prada.

I love you.. For the parrot.. What about me?

Let me go. - How can I let you go?

We've been married for two years.

Shameless.

There's a surprise for you, upstairs.

Surprise. I love surprises.

So come up after a short while. - Why later? Why later?

Because soon Victoria's secret won't be a secret anymore.

Victoria!

Secrets!

Lingerie!

Hey, why dancing? Open my cage once, I'll come and hit you.

My cutie pie.

Under the blanket.. Is my wife.

Come on, you! Come out.

I'm your husband, and you're my wife.

You've worn lingerie for me.

And I'll gift you a Cartier watch for your slender wrist

And a Gucci bag for your arms to carry.

And for your lovely cheeks, a Gillette razor.

Gillette razor?

You!

Who is he? - Hetal, this is my friend Aarush.

Hello.

Aarush, this is my wife Hetal.

What is he doing in our bed?

Aarush, close your eyes.

Close your eyes and not mine. - Sorry.

What's he doing in our bed? - Sorry baby. Baby.

Why is it so quiet?

Bob, did your wife go inside?

Did your wife go inside? - No, she went out.

Thank God.

She went out the window. - Oh God. - Come on, hurry up.

Baby, he's my best friend. - Friend!

Friends don't come uninvited like this.

And even if they do, they don't barge inside the house.

And even if they do barge in they don't go sleep on the bed.

Please, Hetal, I know he's slightly stupid.

But he's a really sweet guy.

He's simple, has a heart of gold.

It's just a matter of.. one or two days.

Just for..

I've cleaned up the broken windows..

..and cleared up all the mess. I.. - He..

Sister-in-law, I hope you're not hurt too bad..

Actually, you must be thinking "What kind of a friend is he.."

"..that he's dropped in uninvited?"

Sister-in-law, Bob and I are childhood buddies

I can stay away from him for years.

But when I miss him I can't stay away even for a second.

I just packed my Bags and came here..