The Expendables 3

Lucky ring on

I feel so much safer

We're coming in hot

Hold on

Let's go

What's the hold up

Nothing, we're on our way

Let's go

Your dude's trippin'

Stay on the wall, beware

- Hey forget this maniac - I'm not leaving him

Doc!

You're just gonna roll up on me huh? After 8 damn years

What's up with that?

You're in a black ops prison that doesn't officially exist

I just got the location from a guy named Church

An agency spook

Excuse me?

Agency's official relax

Thank you for this, man.

What a waste of life

You make 1 damn mistake

It wasn't a mistake

It was stupid. You'd done that to me I would've chopped you into pieces

You would've tried

Hey you want to thank the guys?

The guys? Whe're our guys?

Hammer, Guzman.. - Gone

They've gone?

Yeah

Damn!

Heard you killed more people than the plague

How 'bout that?

That why they called you "Doctor Death"?

Used to be a medic

But that was a long time ago

So why'd you get locked away?

Tax evasion

So you're all that's left of The Expendables

We're it

We started out with 5

Built up to 22

I see Barney still hanging the tags up there

See that jingling sounds the tags make

That's a reminder that our brothers are still here

Somewhere

Come on viking

Give me an old school of your blade

Or else you might find your tags up there

Jingling too

Jingling...jingling jingling

Sharpen it when you're done

I think your friend is a little off

Come on Christmas, he's been in a hole for eight years

How'd he get so lucky

He tried pulling it off his half-assed political assassination for a few bucks in this place called Swaziland

And he blew it

Self destructive

Yes something like that. But in all those years he's a good medic.

Well, I don't need a checkup

- Why are you so sarcastic? - You're vague

- Vague? - Secrets, idiot.

I mean why do you take me off half way round the planet

To save this medical genius

As you describe

For what?

He's an Expendable

Come on

He's an Expandable

So he's 1 of the flock

Well let me tell you something

When you're incarcerated for years

I'd come and save you

Thanks hero

But I doubt it

And I know you'd do the same for me

Truthfully?

You'd let me rot?

Exactly

Hey Doc

What's your name?

Christmas

Is that real?

Authentic

Is that real too?

Oh no, I uh...spend 3 hours every morning putting this on with a black biro

This is real

Authentic

Original

Look at that

Balance is a little off

You uh, a knife man?

Best, ever

I'm the knife before Christmas

Ain't that right Barney

If you say so

Probably freestyling with a blade while you're still sucking on your daddies titty

Trying to learn how to eat with a spoon

Yeah

You know that little secret you were keeping Mr Vaguo?

Stay out of my brain

I'm gonna tell you I can't wait to get home

Eat some good food

Put on some fine threads

Break up my 49' Pontiac

Keep that baby until the engine blows up

You didn't tell him did you?

Tell me what?

We're not going home

We're stopping at a dealer named Victor Menz and delivering a shipment of thermobaric bombs

Ow, come on man

That shit is hellfire

Hey it's routine stuff

You know why don't you just pick me up on your way back

We're a man short

Well, you know, I'd love to party with you boys

But, uh, I don't have my shit

That's my shit

It is your shit

Doc, have you thanked the guys, helping you out?

Say something

Uh listen up

It's been a long time since I had a reason to say thank you

So I just want

Oh you know I

- He's getting his rhythm - Just want to say

Thank you

Sincerity is overwhelming

I think I'm gonna weep

You know what? Enough

Do not be sarcastic

That was great Doc

You haven't had to talk for a long time

You got the gift

It's like riding a bike

I liked Churchill's best

I think I made my point

I've moved you too

Stunning

Doc, great to have you back

No better place to be, yeah

About time you boys showed up

Nice boat

Thanks ladies, built it myself

Got three more just like it patrolling the harbour

Two man ground teams every 400m

Good work

Just cause you can fly a plane don't make you smarter than me

Sure it does

So you're the reason I've been stuck down here in this shithole

Shithole?

Brother you have no idea

Oh yeah, hahahaha

What the hell is that?

This bitch will solve all your problems

Yeah, maybe for 10 seconds

before he blows his wad - So now you got that problem too?

You walked into that one

Come on, look alive, look alive

Good luck

It was all under control

Yeah, that's what it looked like

Where you've been?

I had a doctors' appointment

Catch up with you boys later

What's he got?

Watch your overhead

Doc go

Ooh sadly, the man attacked me with a knife

He's good

Maybe to you

You might want to see this

See what?

I'll show you

Damn

He's really good

Say it again and I'll shoot you

Get in

Where's the bomb?

It'll be here

Barney, looks like the target is right on time

There's Menz, let's take 'em out fast.

Barney I'm gonna put you down

It can't be

What can't be?

We're gonna shoot these guys or what?

What's the hold up?

He's dead

Who's dead?

Stonebanks

Stonebanks

Come on, get in

Come on, move! Go go go!

Come on!

Time to mow the lawn!

I told you

10 seconds

Hang on

Found you a ride

Time to go