A Good Day to Have an Affair (Baram-pigi joheun nal)

A Day for an Affair

- Hi. - Hi.

- What did you do today? - I went to the school and handed out lunch.

- On my way home, I bought a couple of fish. - What are you wearing?

My pajamas!

- Why are you wearing a uniform? - I have a ceremony today.

I'm buying a cellphone today. It's been ages since my old one broke.

A cellphone? Your phone's right there.

You said you didn't need it anymore.

Then buy me a long line at least.

About 500 meters long.

So I can drag the line along to make phone calls.

This is so awkward.

This really is awkward.

My face's burning.

My lips are so dry.

You look Handsome.

Hey, I showed you my picture.

I couldn't even see your face.

You're really young. Are you sure you're married?

I told you I married when I didn't know better.

I am a young miss.

You're very beautiful.

Thank you. You're very handsome, too.

And so honest.

Nuts. This is nuts!

Excuse me?

Nothing. Just talking to myself.

This is nuts.

This coffee is strong.

You're 21, then what year does that make you?

Sophomore.

- Have you dated before? - By that, do you mean...

- if I slept with anyone? - Yeah.

- Really? - Yes.

But I'd still be good at it.

Really?

It's really big!

- Really? - Yes. For real.

- Take it out! - What?

Your thing, pull it out.

Here?

Take it out, underneath!

It's not so big.

- Yes, it is. - No, It's not.

When it's hard, it's really big.

I don't think so.

Yes, it is. It is big.

- Then make it hard. - Here?

Hey... let's go somewhere else.

Don't make me laugh! No way...

That thing, I doubt it can even get hard!

No, It gets hard fine.

- What's your major? - Astrophysics.

You go to a regional college and you think you're going to build spaceships?

Well, not exactly make spaceships

but we study the creation and evolution of the universe.

We also observe and research the cosmic space of

the earth's mesosphere and

- planetary movements... - Show- off.

I'll just get a job probably.

As if someone would hire you!

You really sucked at high school, didn't you?

If you didn't study in high school, you should at least study at college.

Going after housewives!

And what kind of name is that for a chat room?

"Welcoming Dumpy Housewives" Weird taste!

Miss Dewdrop. I think I'm just going to go home.

Why? To go study?

No. You're disrespecting me and I can't stand it.

Let's eat first.

Fine! Okay. But we're only eating.

Well, of course.

What else can we do with that thing...

Total mental castration...

My thing is fine.

- Hey, why are you getting in? - Huh?

I have to go somewhere. Take a taxi or walk.

There's no taxi here.

That's your problem. Close the door!

You drive me crazy. Really.

I was just kidding... Get in.

I want to go somewhere quiet. What about you?

What's wrong?

No.

It's just...

a bit uncomfortable.

Is it very discomforting?

The world seems strange, doesn't it?

Don't worry.

No one knows.

Let's go some place far.

It's so strange.

I don't think I'll ever come to a place like this again.

My heart is racing like a fish's.

My heart's beating like a goldfish's, too.

Are we really going to do this?

We don't even have any protection, do we?

Condoms?

We come all the way here and don't do it?

Okay. I'll go get some.

This place is not bad.

Look at you, getting nervous.

Your face is burning.

I'm not nervous.

Wow! You're really sensitive.

I am a little.

I like sensitive women.

Hey! That tickles! Don't!

I'm gonna start from the toe.

You, don't tickle me! Don't tickle me!

Don't tickle me! I'm going to kill you.

I have to start from the toe...

This won't do, you make me laugh.

Put on a serious expression! Serious!

I bought some! This way.

Oh! They're made in China.

I can't trust them.

They're okay. If you're nervous, I'll use two.

I don't use any Chinese products even at home.

- Wait! - Now what?

The buttons can't get ripped.

Wait. Let me catch my breath.

I'm breathing so hard I think I'm going to suffocate.

You're really nervous.

Can't we just have a drink?

You want me to go buy some?

We can have it delivered.

No. I'll go buy some.

Delivery's expensive!

Just have it delivered.

No. I'll just go out

and get some...

Let's just have a drink.

Alright.

I'll be back.

- Slow. - Yes.

- Slow. - Yes.

What are you doing?

We can drink with our clothes off. At least our tops.

Let's do it when it feels right.

It feels right to me.

Okay, then I'll show...

I'll show you up to here...

so can't we just stay like this and just talk?

No!

You've changed all of a sudden.

Humans are like that.

Then undress up to there at least.

Yes.

What are you doing? Why are you undressing?

Let's just do it once.

Do what?!

Just once...

Come this way. Look.

- This is funny. Really! - Let's just do it once.

Look.

Can you buy some more liquor? We've drunk all.

I will after we do it once.

I feel so refreshed.

Thought I was gonna die.

The dumber they are, the stronger they are.

What did you just say?!

What? Are you yelling at me?

I mean, what did you say?

I said you're good.

I heard what you were saying.

Dammit! I did you a favor.

What did you say!

You did me as a favor? What a crap!

Where did you pick up such bad manners?

Don't you think you're going too far?

You're feeling pretty mighty all of a sudden.

It wasn't good because you were good.

It's because I was born sensitive.

Still, aren't you being too hard on me?

Alright, brat. Such pride...

If you only studied like that.

Dammit!

Okay, okay. Enough!

A man doesn't get pissed off over such things...

Let's do it later.

Let's just talk now.

- About what? - What painters do you like?

I don't like any!

How boorish coming to a motel and talking about painters.

I went get drinks and even condoms.

You're angry.

I understand.

But you know what?

It'll be better to do it when we really want to do it.

I really want to do it

Then let's do it when we really really want to do it.

It wouldn't be hard doing it with you.

But the fantasy will be broken.

What fantasy?

Of a good friend!

A friend I can really talk to.

We talked for six months. I don't think I've ever been happier.

Do you know what the worst kind of woman is?