Preacher

Her guy can get us in?

- Uh-huh. - Good.

Feels like the end almost.

I guess we all gotta die sometime, eh?

Yeah.

S'a lot of beers.

I like beer, Cass.

Patrick and Murphy... they're out fishing at sea,

and the engine on the boat dies?

So Murphy just says, "Look, we're just gonna have to

sit here and wait for help."

So, for two full days, they're lost at sea.

And they see this little bottle,

and it's just bobbin' around in the waves.

So, Patrick, he scoops it up, and he opens it.

And out pops a genie.

And he grants them one wish.

Patrick says, "Alright.

Turn the whole sea into Guinness."

Just like that,

the whole sea goes black with Guinness.

And Murphy says to Patrick,

"What in the hell'd you do that for?

Now we're gonna have to piss in the boat."

Piss in the boat. Mm.

I like that.

And listen.

We haven't done that in a while.

What?

I love you.

Till the end of the world?

Till the end of the world.

I was having a laugh.

Wh... Wh-Why would I would be joking

about a groin pull?

It's nothing funny about it. So I turn to him...

Shut your hole, birdman. Christ.

Yeah, you're a sly one, aren't you?

Well, if it isn't Nurse Ratched, come to bring us our lithium.

Movie references! Nice one, friend. Nice one.

Shut your mouth and put the wings away or we saw them off.

Come on.

So, where's my favorite traitor Agent Hoover?

I owe him a bit of a beatdown, actually.

Herr Starr set him on fire.

Right. No need for that, then.

Shackle him.

Well, I really love what Lord Frankenstein's

done with the place.

Really letting the dark and dank run wild, isn't he?

This is Masada, The Grail's command center

for over 2,000 years and home

to the Child Messiah.

Jesus.

Attention all Grail personnel.

I tell you what... get me a latte,

I'll tell me friends to take it easy on you

when they get here.

No, thanks.

Padre got his powers back.

Sooner or later, he and Tulip, they're both gonna get me.

You think so?

I know so.

Good.

Otherwise, why the hell would we need you?

Let's go.

We're gonna be late for class.

Attention all Grail personnel.

What was that?

The Lee-Enfield rifle,

named after its designer... James Paris Lee.

You hear that? That click-clunk?

That's the sound of a 303

slidin' into place, ready to fly.

You wanna torture someone?

First things first... you gotta earn their respect.

And let me tell you somethin'...

There's few things more respectable than the Enfield.

Listen.

Together we...

Hi.

Sorry to interrupt your little sing-along.

Your dick of a boss kidnapped our friend,

and we want him back.

Who wants to help us break into Masada and get him out?

Freeze.

And I thought they'd be into it.

It's very surprising.

You sure about this?

Bunch of fascist assholes?

Singing their fascist songs.

Hell yeah, I'm sure.

Do it.

She's the boss. You work for her.

She's the boss.

We work for her.

Alright, bitches.

Let's go.

He's moved on.

_

_

_

No matter.

He can't hide.

Kidney.

Aah!

Knee.

Last but not least... liver.

God damn it!

I gotta drink with that!

Now, at this point, your typical vic is bleeding out

and fading fast.

There's only so many body parts a person can lose.

Know what I'm saying?

But our subject here is special.

Whatever he loses...

...he grows back.

That being said, bullets is easy.

Bullets is basic.

You want to produce a deeper kinda hurt,

you gotta go old-school.

When it comes to the application

of pain,

you gotta go Bensonhurst.

Fredo?

Frankie.

Ah, Fredo. Come here a sec.

Let me have a word wit'cha. Come here.

Listen to me.

I've been gettin' tortured since before

yer Ma had a bloody mustache.

You know what I mean?

There's nothing you could do to me that hasn't been done

a hundred times already, honestly.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Nothing?

Frankie's working on the vampire, sir.

Any sign of Custer?

Mm.

He's here.

Let him in.

Happy you could join us, Custer.

You'll see I've taken precautions.

I see you've got an old lady.

A deaf and dumb old lady, in case you get any ideas.

Only ideas I have is to get Cassidy outta here.

Where is he?

He is resting peacefully.

You're mad at me, not him.

'Cause of the old...

I'm sorry.

We haven't exactly brought the best out in each other.

Well, I wanna put that behind us.

So I got you a little somethin'.

Hand over Cassidy, and you can wear hats again.

Take off your headphones.

Let me use The Word, make it right.

Nice try, Custer.

But I had a different idea when I took your friend

and lured you here.

Don't you want to know...

What is your very different idea, Klaus?

You're here, Jesse Custer,

to have a giant vagina carved into your head.

I see.

That's how you want to play it.

Take me to Cassidy.

The door's the key.

You're absolutely right, boss. It's the only way in and out.

We need that door open and kept open.

Great plan, boss.

Yeah, we got a good feeling here.

Cass?

Cass.

Mm.

Took you long enough, wanker.

Jesus.

What happened?

Son of a bitch.

He's been circumcisin' me. Over and over like.

Are you laughin' at me?

No.

Who did this to you?

Who's askin', asshole?

I am.

Let's fight.

Room service.

Mm.

I had this, ya know.

- What? - I had it.

I was probing for weaknesses and biding my time like, ya know?

You were biding for a lot of it.

Now, you see... now, there! You're laughin' at me!

No, I'm not.

Come on. Tulip's waitin'.

What?

You gonna do your vampire thing?

Do I... Do I want to do my vampire thing?

You know, like... rip his head off or suck his blood.

I'm good.